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Operation: Scorched Earth (aka Operation: Scorched Balls)

UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
It took about two hours and I ruined a pair of scissors, a razor, and pretty much the entirely of my upstairs bathroom.

What did you do to change your life today?

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  • Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle whoa, god has a picture of me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    What the fuck

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    did you throw your pubic hair out a window and get it all over a wedding cake?

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You did it wrong.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    did you cut your tiny dick off mistaking it for a hair

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    It took about two hours and I ruined a pair of scissors, a razor, and pretty much the entirely of my upstairs bathroom.

    What did you do to change your life today?
    Have fun when it starts to grow back and itches like fuck.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    pubic hair made of steel wool

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    It took about two hours and I ruined a pair of scissors, a razor, and pretty much the entirely of my upstairs bathroom.

    What did you do to change your life today?
    Have fun when it starts to grow back and itches like fuck.

    easily remedied by lotion and continued shaving

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    why? why was this information the internet needed to know?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    or don't shave it all the way

    trimming is good too

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    cool thanks

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pubes grow back so fast.

    Your groin looks hideous every 3 days.

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I trimmed it at first and it was such an improvement that half an hour later I decided to go for broke.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sometimes I think shaving my ass would work. at least a good trimming. wiping that stuff is a pain

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    What is wrong with You

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    soooo any particular reason as to why you shaved yer balls?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    soooo any particular reason as to why you shaved yer balls?

    feels good man

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    soooo any particular reason as to why you shaved yer balls?

    feels good man

    banned

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you ever get that thing where an ass hair from either side gets briefly tangled together from when you were sitting or something and then you start walking and they pull against eachother
    good thing its rare because it is awful


    also you should have kept all the pubes and put them in an envelope and mail them to someone

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
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    HAH!



    :^:

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My friend does it and is constantly praising the virtues of smooth balls. So I was bored and had a pair of scissors and the rest was magic.

    When I look in the mirror I feel like a pedophile.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    no blade shall harm this holy scrotum

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wheelbarrow'd the forumer known as Penguin Incarnate today. He's got a better ass than Nads.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Air wrote: »
    you ever get that thing where an ass hair from either side gets briefly tangled together from when you were sitting or something and then you start walking and they pull against eachother
    good thing its rare because it is awful


    also you should have kept all the pubes and put them in an envelope and mail them to someone

    put them in someone's chili

    or sell it as a beard replacement

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    I wheelbarrow'd the forumer known as Penguin Incarnate today. He's got a better ass than Nads.

    were you doing some landscaping?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    It took about two hours and I ruined a pair of scissors, a razor, and pretty much the entirely of my upstairs bathroom.

    That was a dumb thing to do.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    today I decided to finally start working on my screenplay so I can be a hipster

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shoulda just bought like an electric trimmer bro

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Damn, son. Unless you've got a ZZ Top beard for pubes, there is no damn reason shaving them should take 2 hours.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I sold my pubic hair to some fat kid once

    eh....
    lame south park reference
    there must be a better way to do that

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    I sold my pubic hair to some fat kid once

    too bad he had your parents killed then fed them to you. you little pussy

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    I sold my pubic hair to some fat kid once

    too bad he had your parents killed then fed them to you. you little pussy

    WE ALREADY DID THIS THE THREAD'S ONLY TWO PAGES LONG JESUS CHRIST

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Damn, son. Unless you've got a ZZ Top beard for pubes, there is no damn reason shaving them should take 2 hours.

    Oh, I did.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Damn, son. Unless you've got a ZZ Top beard for pubes, there is no damn reason shaving them should take 2 hours.

    Oh, I did.

    You know what I hate?

    Liars.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Damn, son. Unless you've got a ZZ Top beard for pubes, there is no damn reason shaving them should take 2 hours.

    Oh, I did.

    Dubious.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    I sold my pubic hair to some fat kid once

    too bad he had your parents killed then fed them to you. you little pussy

    WE ALREADY DID THIS THE THREAD'S ONLY TWO PAGES LONG JESUS CHRIST

    did I tell you about the time I sold my pubes to a fat kid?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I wheelbarrow'd the forumer known as Penguin Incarnate today. He's got a better ass than Nads.

    were you doing some landscaping?

    Kind of

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I wheelbarrow'd the forumer known as Penguin Incarnate today. He's got a better ass than Nads.

    were you doing some landscaping?

    Kind of

    come across any nice bushes?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I didn't know PI liked... landscaping.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    We got it all on video, so you'll know soon enough.

    Every second of that is on video D:

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