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10000 Years From Now

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ah ha ha ha ha ha

    okay, that was good

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  • ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man im not saying we're close to that stage right now.
    Shit we've got plenty of space. And even if we run out in a few thousand years we can always live underground and let nature have the surface.
    Im talking 10000 years in the future here.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ten thousand years actually pushes beyond my ability to pretend i care about the progress of humanity after i'm gone

    Pony on
  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    10000 years is a really long time

    I think we'll have many more problems to worry about prior to every bit of land on earth covered in an exponentially expanding mass of human flesh

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man, we need to build up, not out.

    Nobel Prize, please.

    Mysst on
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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I've seen an exploded spine before see, thats why I was wondering how exactly you were posting from beyond the grave.

    Shrapnel is not polite.

    i would go so far as to say it is downright inconsiderate

    but naw, i had shingles, bad times, it fucked up my nerves and now i got serious damage and pain that i can honestly describe as unimaginable

    it may account for my surly demeanor

    but i doubt it

    think i'm just a prick

    I had the shingles on the right side of my head last year, it was the second most painful thing I've ever had to endure in my life. Are you on Antibiodics or some other stuff?

    Waka Laka on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008

    LOOK AT THIS THING I POSTED!!!!

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I did


    It sure was a thing

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    it's like i'm looking at a song by the books or something

    yourclothes on
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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It is pretty cool, yea

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    Increase the Flash gordon noise and put more science stuff around!

    Waka Laka on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I've seen an exploded spine before see, thats why I was wondering how exactly you were posting from beyond the grave.

    Shrapnel is not polite.

    i would go so far as to say it is downright inconsiderate

    but naw, i had shingles, bad times, it fucked up my nerves and now i got serious damage and pain that i can honestly describe as unimaginable

    it may account for my surly demeanor

    but i doubt it

    think i'm just a prick

    I had the shingles on the right side of my head last year, it was the second most painful thing I've ever had to endure in my life. Are you on Antibiodics or some other stuff?

    no

    shingles cannot be cured by antibiotics as it is viral, not bacterial.

    there is an antiviral treatment for shingles, however it requires acting on the rash within 72 hours of it appearing.

    like an idiot, i ignored it when i first got it because i thought it was an allergic reaction. it was only after four days i went to the doctor and they were like whooooooops sorry bout your luck fucker

    then it spread rapidly across my body, got into my lymphnodes, got into my spine, etc.

    i've fought it off, so it appears. the lesions have vanished, and now all the scabs have healed away. still got some scars though.

    however, the damage it did to my nerves appears to be permanent and a sign of postherpetic neuralgia

    basically this is the most painful time i've ever experienced in my entire life and i'm massively depressed and suicidal. i just spent a week going through extremely unpleasant withdrawal from the hydromorphone they were giving me for the pain and now the pain medication i am on (toradol) does jack shit and just makes my gut hurt like i was stabbed.

    and i've been stabbed, i'm not exagerrating the sensation!

    i'm calling my doctor today about it, actually

    this also marks the like fourth time i've explained it on the forums in two days

    Pony on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008

    LOOK AT THIS THING I POSTED!!!!

    ONLINE

    BOLDER

    BOLDER

    BOLDER!

    Iskander on
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I've seen an exploded spine before see, thats why I was wondering how exactly you were posting from beyond the grave.

    Shrapnel is not polite.

    i would go so far as to say it is downright inconsiderate

    but naw, i had shingles, bad times, it fucked up my nerves and now i got serious damage and pain that i can honestly describe as unimaginable

    it may account for my surly demeanor

    but i doubt it

    think i'm just a prick

    I had the shingles on the right side of my head last year, it was the second most painful thing I've ever had to endure in my life. Are you on Antibiodics or some other stuff?

    no

    shingles cannot be cured by antibiotics as it is viral, not bacterial.

    there is an antiviral treatment for shingles, however it requires acting on the rash within 72 hours of it appearing.

    like an idiot, i ignored it when i first got it because i thought it was an allergic reaction. it was only after four days i went to the doctor and they were like whooooooops sorry bout your luck fucker

    then it spread rapidly across my body, got into my lymphnodes, got into my spine, etc.

    i've fought it off, so it appears. the lesions have vanished, and now all the scabs have healed away. still got some scars though.

    however, the damage it did to my nerves appears to be permanent and a sign of postherpetic neuralgia

    basically this is the most painful time i've ever experienced in my entire life and i'm massively depressed and suicidal. i just spent a week going through extremely unpleasant withdrawal from the hydromorphone they were giving me for the pain and now the pain medication i am on (toradol) does jack shit and just makes my gut hurt like i was stabbed.

    and i've been stabbed, i'm not exagerrating the sensation!

    i'm calling my doctor today about it, actually

    this also marks the like fourth time i've explained it on the forums in two days

    Mmm, so I wonder why my doctor prescribed antibiodics for me, Famvir pills and Zovirax.

    You may wish to speak to your doctor pretty soon man, those sensations sound pretty harsh, shingles makes the end of your nerves feel all sorts of weird sensations. One second I felt like I was in a tub of ice, then like my head was over a stove and finally the sharp stabbing pains you're mentioning.

    Waka Laka on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    famvir and zovirax are both antivirals, duder

    not antibiotics

    clue: they've got "vir" in their names.

    Pony on
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ah ok.

    Don't mind me.

    Ah thats right I used antibiotics for something else.

    Waka Laka on
  • ttvpttvp Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Part of me wishes I could just take a short term time travel trip hundreds or even thousands of years into the future, just to see how things turn out. I am fascinated by the future.

    The other part of me is worried about the chance of nuclear fallout or any other infinite number of apocalyptic scenarios/things going wrong and doesn't want to risk it.

    ttvp on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    in the future all music will be one second long and amazing

    also, kitten bosses, no nonsense etc

    Nuzak on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I predict in 2012 Comic Sans MS will be the new Arial.

    It's also when the mayan calendar stops dontcha know

    Meiz on
  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I am watching this "Whose Newton?" advertisement and I swear to Christ if that fireman asks "Who is Newton?" I am going to shit a brick.

    Regicid3 on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    you seem to forget that we need both living space and farm land to produce the incomprehensible amounts of food needed to feed 40 billion people.

    and you seem to forget there's no farm land on the moon!

    and if you've got the technology to fucking make some, then you've got the same technology to build it on a strip of the god damn gobi desert

    see how ridiculous this is?

    you say "but we'll develop the technology to make space colonies viable, we will!" and i can swiftly respond "then you can use it to further colonize Earth in ways we didn't think possible before"

    So lets colonize all of Earth? Completely deplete it of its resources and have no alternative off of Earth?

    Sounds like a sound plan.

    Regicid3 on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Earth will be like Coruscant!

    Mars can be Tatooine!

    Mysst on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I had trigrenial neuralgia on the right side of my head for a couple of years that shit hurts. Stupid dentist clipped the nerve with the aneasthetic needle.

    Weaver on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    I'm tired of futuristic settings having ambiguous white backgrounds. Waking up and walking into three white walls trying to get to the white toilet...that would be the most fucking annoying thing in the world.

    Albinos would be the most sought-after invisible assassins.

    Larlar on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i got my doubts that any humans who existed 10,000 years from now would even be recognizable as humans.

    I dunno man

    cro magnons lived 10,000 years ago and we don't look much different from them

    Centipede Damascus on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I fully intend on living at least 200 years


    This is not negotiable. Shit's been trying to kill me for 28 years.


    I'm still here. I will find a way.

    Stale on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I thought this was about man having a fifth finger. Then I realized that the line was "1,000,000 years from now."

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm tired of futuristic settings having ambiguous white backgrounds. Waking up and walking into three white walls trying to get to the white toilet...that would be the most fucking annoying thing in the world.

    Albinos would be the most sought-after invisible assassins.
    Plus it would be a pain in the ass to keep clean.

    Mysst on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember January 1, 2000 I went down to the mall fully expecting all of the clothes stores to only be selling silver jumpsuits
    I was severely disappointed

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    i think in 10,000 years we will either have a much smaller population than now or we will have a slightly larger population with more homogenous, but lower, standards of living (relatively speaking; not wanting to suggest that technology will stagnate)

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    In 10,000 years I expect to get thawed out and handed the keys to my personal starship.

    Mysst on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just remembered Exit Mundi pointed me toward a wonderful article on MSNBC
    on what humans may look like in the future
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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7348103/

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I do not like any of those

    Grey Ghost on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Davoid wrote: »
    people no longer, streams of data flying about at light speed, intelligence on a medium of photons and other matter

    It's not that great
    maybe when you guys catch up i won't be so lonely!

    Seph on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm just going to link a couple of blogs I have on my RSS feed:

    Modern Mechanics is "Yesterday's future today!" It's a bunch of scans of old science magazines from the 30's, 40's and 50's.

    Paleo-Future is a blog that basically does the same things, but specifically focuses on how wrong the past was about the present.

    And, Brass Goggles, because you think putting a cog on a bowler hat is cool.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maaan, I can't even begin to fathom where the internet will be in just 10 years...

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wrote a short story about how the soul is really just our electromagnetic field and nuclear weapons are the only thing capable of dispersing them.

    Then I reread Planetary a few years later and it was like "goodness did I just copy this wholesale?"

    Cosmic Sombrero on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    By the time 10000 years rolls by, we will have gone through so many transformations that if there is any ancestor of ours left alive they will be undoubtedly another species at the least.

    This is unless something radical happens wherein we continually lose all our technology and progress due to war or natural disaster over and over again.

    Something that will happen however is the descent of humanity into a world of infinite creation and experience that we ourselves create. Its an almost laughably easy future compared to some of the physics defying futurescapes we all love to dream about.

    We dont have to do anything "for real". We can create another reality and define its rules, set ourselves lose in it and come back unharmed if anything happens to go wrong.

    This is the future of "video games", people. Entire lives or experiences that we can enter completely and forget about reality because it would hold the exact same experience for us as a world in which we can dream up.

    First, like how it works today, companies will spend millions and billions building worlds for us and then we purchase them and partake in them.

    Eventually, computer technology will reach a point where it can guess what we want to create by listening to our minds and work out the small details procedurally. This means god-like powers within a virtual reality. If we tire of being a god, we can set the simulation to set us on the ground within the simulation as a limited individual, and it may go as far as severing our recollection of creation, thus making everything a mystery.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    That's stupid

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