So I have toasted buns with butter and crushed garlic covering the bottom, salmon patties, freshly sliced pickles, and lettuce accompanied with fries covered in what appears to be a coating made mostly of garlic and cilantro and a bottle of Black Hart.
Suck it all of you eating ramen tonight.
BITCHES BEST START APPRECIATIN'.
Quid on
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
So I got a phone call from my Aunt. One of my cousins has Hotchkin's Lymphoma.
He'll be undergoing kemo soon.
I feel bad; but, he is kind of an asshole, so it's hard for me to be fully empathetic.
So I have toasted buns with butter and crushed garlic covering the bottom, salmon patties, freshly sliced pickles, and lettuce accompanied with fries covered in what appears to be a coating made mostly of garlic and cilantro and a bottle of Black Hart.
Suck it all of you eating ramen tonight.
BITCHES BEST START APPRECIATIN'.
I made a sandwich with fresh rotisserie chicken, lettuce, tomato, whole-grain mustard on a lightly toasted poppy roll, with garlic pickles, basmati rice and a Jones soda.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
So I have toasted buns with butter and crushed garlic covering the bottom, salmon patties, freshly sliced pickles, and lettuce accompanied with fries covered in what appears to be a coating made mostly of garlic and cilantro and a bottle of Black Hart.
Suck it all of you eating ramen tonight.
BITCHES BEST START APPRECIATIN'.
I made a sandwich with fresh rotisserie chicken, lettuce, tomato, whole-grain mustard on a lightly toasted poppy roll, with garlic pickles, basmati rice and a Jones soda.
So I have toasted buns with butter and crushed garlic covering the bottom, salmon patties, freshly sliced pickles, and lettuce accompanied with fries covered in what appears to be a coating made mostly of garlic and cilantro and a bottle of Black Hart.
Suck it all of you eating ramen tonight.
BITCHES BEST START APPRECIATIN'.
I made a sandwich with fresh rotisserie chicken, lettuce, tomato, whole-grain mustard on a lightly toasted poppy roll, with garlic pickles, basmati rice and a Jones soda.
Zimmy, when you have different life experiences, you can't be astounded when someone has had different life experiences. o.O
You can when you never encountered a situation with people who couldn't swim until after your formative years.
I kinda liken it to being 15 and seeing your first black person. "Dude, your skin's so dirty it's all brown! Use some soap, it's not that hard!"
But once you have encountered this, you correct for it and cease to be arrogant. :P
I guess I should have been more clear: the last line in my first post on the matter was more internal monologue than "you should all swim like me, fatty." It was like, legitimately baffling the first time I encountered it. Much like walking and talking I always equated it with being a default, passive trait rather than a "learned skill."
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmy, when you have different life experiences, you can't be astounded when someone has had different life experiences. o.O
You can when you never encountered a situation with people who couldn't swim until after your formative years.
I kinda liken it to being 15 and seeing your first black person. "Dude, your skin's so dirty it's all brown! Use some soap, it's not that hard!"
But once you have encountered this, you correct for it and cease to be arrogant. :P
I guess I should have been more clear: the last line in my first post on the matter was more internal monologue than "you should all swim like me, fatty." It was like, legitimately baffling the first time I encountered it. Much like walking and talking I always equated it with being a default, passive trait rather than a "learned skill."
I'm not fat god dammit!
wazilla on
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
So I have toasted buns with butter and crushed garlic covering the bottom, salmon patties, freshly sliced pickles, and lettuce accompanied with fries covered in what appears to be a coating made mostly of garlic and cilantro and a bottle of Black Hart.
Suck it all of you eating ramen tonight.
BITCHES BEST START APPRECIATIN'.
I made a sandwich with fresh rotisserie chicken, lettuce, tomato, whole-grain mustard on a lightly toasted poppy roll, with garlic pickles, basmati rice and a Jones soda.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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He'll be undergoing kemo soon.
I feel bad; but, he is kind of an asshole, so it's hard for me to be fully empathetic.
I made a sandwich with fresh rotisserie chicken, lettuce, tomato, whole-grain mustard on a lightly toasted poppy roll, with garlic pickles, basmati rice and a Jones soda.
For some reason I couldn't appreciate Persona 3.
I guess it was too confining, it really didn't give you even the illusion of freedom.
You a fool
I guess I should have been more clear: the last line in my first post on the matter was more internal monologue than "you should all swim like me, fatty." It was like, legitimately baffling the first time I encountered it. Much like walking and talking I always equated it with being a default, passive trait rather than a "learned skill."
ITT stilist's testicles are made of actual stones.
Vote Zimmy/Quid '08 for President of Sandwiches!
medo?
t Elendil: It’s not gambling, it’s... market research.
African or European Ferrets?
I believe that the annual average at 100 meters above sea-level is the standard for international competitions.
I'm way ahead of you:
http://www.the-joke-shop.com/ProductImages/22529.jpg
That should give us an acceptable approximation.
Have the weasels been genetically engineered or otherwise bred to superintelligence?
God
The temperature of the weasels is also a factor.
Shit, I was going to get your mom red panties for her birthday.
back to the drawing board
There is no God.