This is definitely one of the odder moments in my life...
I'm currently stuck living in a dorm at college. The rooms are set up so that there's one shower and toilet for between every two rooms; the guys next door and I all agreed to not come in the bathroom when someone else is in the shower. Common courtesy, right?
So imagine my surprise last week when I'm in the shower, minding my own business, and I hear the bathroom door open. In walks a friend of the guys next door. He walks right up to the shower curtain, stands there for a second, then pulls it back slightly to see who's in there. I'm a bit shocked at this point, so it takes me a few seconds before I manage to ask "you need something?" He just stood there for another few seconds, then walked out.
...isn't that kind of the POINT of a lock on a door?
It's a shared bathroom between two units. The people in one unit could lock out the other unit, making it their private bathroom and leaving the people of the other unit bathroom-less.
...isn't that kind of the POINT of a lock on a door?
It's a shared bathroom between two units. The people in one unit could lock out the other unit, making it their private bathroom and leaving the people of the other unit bathroom-less.
Are you kidding? My friends think josman's art (do not google unless you are prepared to burn your computer) is the funniest thing it the world. They also write each other into fan-fiction to see who can disturb/creep out each other the most. It's pretty hilarious, actually.
Don't ever try to sit down on the toilet in the morning.
Not even after reading my post and thinking "hey, I'll give it a go".
It might work fine the first time. it may even work fine the second, or third, or subsequent times.
But eventually, while holding your morning glory down with your hand, you will slip and piss on your own face.
AND IT IS NOT NICE.
Are you kidding? My friends think josman's art (do not google unless you are prepared to burn your computer) is the funniest thing it the world. They also write each other into fan-fiction to see who can disturb/creep out each other the most. It's pretty hilarious, actually.
Are you kidding? My friends think josman's art (do not google unless you are prepared to burn your computer) is the funniest thing it the world. They also write each other into fan-fiction to see who can disturb/creep out each other the most. It's pretty hilarious, actually.
Fuck you, now I've got to look.
*2 seconds later* Fuck you for making me curious!
I didn't think it could get any worse than "OH SHIIIIIIT!" part, but I was wrong. So very, very wrong.
Are you kidding? My friends think josman's art (do not google unless you are prepared to burn your computer) is the funniest thing it the world. They also write each other into fan-fiction to see who can disturb/creep out each other the most. It's pretty hilarious, actually.
Hasn’t Jeeps told us about this before? Or was it just something similar?
Are you kidding? My friends think josman's art (do not google unless you are prepared to burn your computer) is the funniest thing it the world. They also write each other into fan-fiction to see who can disturb/creep out each other the most. It's pretty hilarious, actually.
Are you kidding? My friends think josman's art (do not google unless you are prepared to burn your computer) is the funniest thing it the world. They also write each other into fan-fiction to see who can disturb/creep out each other the most. It's pretty hilarious, actually.
Why did you say that?
Why do people always include those "disclaimers"???
It doesn't protect us!! I would guarantee that if you had just said "my friends think josman's art is funny", anyone who knows what it is would go eww....a couple more might google it and go eww...
Seriously though, it's not all that bad compared to a lot of the stuff you can find out there, but the fact that it's shocking and gay appears to put a lot of people into extra-freakout mode.
So yeah, gay-incest-cartoon vs. real-life-prolapsed-anus. Take your pick.
Seriously though, it's not all that bad compared to a lot of the stuff you can find out there, but the fact that it's shocking and gay appears to put a lot of people into extra-freakout mode.
Yeah, it's definitely the gay part not the incest part or the urine drinking. Definitely not one of those two.
Seriously though, it's not all that bad compared to a lot of the stuff you can find out there, but the fact that it's shocking and gay appears to put a lot of people into extra-freakout mode.
Yeah, it's definitely the gay part not the incest part or the urine drinking. Definitely not one of those two.
...
Ok, I missed the urine drinking part. That's pretty bad. I didn't look into the site much. I do doubt, though, that a similar site featuring images of a son and his mom would garner the same burn-your-pc reaction. Negative, yes, but not as severe.
Also, I can't believe I'm even debating this. Ah, internet, I love you so.
Seriously though, it's not all that bad compared to a lot of the stuff you can find out there, but the fact that it's shocking and gay appears to put a lot of people into extra-freakout mode.
Yeah, it's definitely the gay part not the incest part or the urine drinking. Definitely not one of those two.
Man, didn't you know that people love incest and urine guzzling? Who doesn't start the day that way?
Once upon a time, I was driving down 99 towards Fresno. I was alone in the car, because I was going to be meeting my girlfriend down there. It was semi-late at night - maybe 9-ish, or so, and I believe it was late fall.
Anyway, so I'm driving along, and suddenly, the sky lights up. Kinda like there'd been a huge lightning flash, only it was bright green. And, you know, no lightning. And no accompanying sound. Just... random flash of blinding green.
The shitty thing is that I have nobody to actually corroborate the story. I wasn't with anyone, I didn't know anybody who lived in the area, and it's not like there were news stories explaining what the hell the random flash was. So I have no idea what I saw, and no real means to figure it out.
This is from days and days and days ago, but I saw something similar to this with a friend once. Turned out to be a small meteorite or something close to that, that came very very close to hitting the ground before it burnt up. We are just driving on the highway at night when all of the sudden the entire sky turns BRIGHT aqua green color. It was bright enough to see as if it was sunny out. Then we see a ball of light trailed by smoke, flying towards the ground and disappear into the distance. It was really scary b/c this was right after 9/11, and the object was flying in the direction of the Nuclear Plant that I live next to. Needless to say, we were relieved when no mushroom cloud appeared.
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Once upon a time, I was driving down 99 towards Fresno. I was alone in the car, because I was going to be meeting my girlfriend down there. It was semi-late at night - maybe 9-ish, or so, and I believe it was late fall.
Anyway, so I'm driving along, and suddenly, the sky lights up. Kinda like there'd been a huge lightning flash, only it was bright green. And, you know, no lightning. And no accompanying sound. Just... random flash of blinding green.
The shitty thing is that I have nobody to actually corroborate the story. I wasn't with anyone, I didn't know anybody who lived in the area, and it's not like there were news stories explaining what the hell the random flash was. So I have no idea what I saw, and no real means to figure it out.
This is from days and days and days ago, but I saw something similar to this with a friend once. Turned out to be a small meteorite or something close to that, that came very very close to hitting the ground before it burnt up. We are just driving on the highway at night when all of the sudden the entire sky turns BRIGHT aqua green color. It was bright enough to see as if it was sunny out. Then we see a ball of light trailed by smoke, flying towards the ground and disappear into the distance. It was really scary b/c this was right after 9/11, and the object was flying in the direction of the Nuclear Plant that I live next to. Needless to say, we were relieved when no mushroom cloud appeared.
That is so fucking cool.
Uhh... a story...
Me and 2 of my homies were just sitting on the ground rolling a ball to each other and watching my dog chase it. My friend then held onto the ball and the dog knocked him over and was beating the snot out of him (still playing), I tolf him to roll over, so he did, and his arm was sticking out. The dog didnt know what to do, so it sat on his arm, he panicked for some reason, so she slid along his arm before sitting up and running off.
My friend got up looking like he was going to cry.
Once upon a time, I was driving down 99 towards Fresno. I was alone in the car, because I was going to be meeting my girlfriend down there. It was semi-late at night - maybe 9-ish, or so, and I believe it was late fall.
Anyway, so I'm driving along, and suddenly, the sky lights up. Kinda like there'd been a huge lightning flash, only it was bright green. And, you know, no lightning. And no accompanying sound. Just... random flash of blinding green.
The shitty thing is that I have nobody to actually corroborate the story. I wasn't with anyone, I didn't know anybody who lived in the area, and it's not like there were news stories explaining what the hell the random flash was. So I have no idea what I saw, and no real means to figure it out.
This is from days and days and days ago, but I saw something similar to this with a friend once. Turned out to be a small meteorite or something close to that, that came very very close to hitting the ground before it burnt up. We are just driving on the highway at night when all of the sudden the entire sky turns BRIGHT aqua green color. It was bright enough to see as if it was sunny out. Then we see a ball of light trailed by smoke, flying towards the ground and disappear into the distance. It was really scary b/c this was right after 9/11, and the object was flying in the direction of the Nuclear Plant that I live next to. Needless to say, we were relieved when no mushroom cloud appeared.
That is so fucking cool.
I know! Luckily unlike ElJeffe, (sorry) my friend was a witness to this. I have to say, it was probably the most amazing thing I have seen with my own eyes.
Once upon a time, I was driving down 99 towards Fresno. I was alone in the car, because I was going to be meeting my girlfriend down there. It was semi-late at night - maybe 9-ish, or so, and I believe it was late fall.
Anyway, so I'm driving along, and suddenly, the sky lights up. Kinda like there'd been a huge lightning flash, only it was bright green. And, you know, no lightning. And no accompanying sound. Just... random flash of blinding green.
The shitty thing is that I have nobody to actually corroborate the story. I wasn't with anyone, I didn't know anybody who lived in the area, and it's not like there were news stories explaining what the hell the random flash was. So I have no idea what I saw, and no real means to figure it out.
This is from days and days and days ago, but I saw something similar to this with a friend once. Turned out to be a small meteorite or something close to that, that came very very close to hitting the ground before it burnt up. We are just driving on the highway at night when all of the sudden the entire sky turns BRIGHT aqua green color. It was bright enough to see as if it was sunny out. Then we see a ball of light trailed by smoke, flying towards the ground and disappear into the distance. It was really scary b/c this was right after 9/11, and the object was flying in the direction of the Nuclear Plant that I live next to. Needless to say, we were relieved when no mushroom cloud appeared.
That is so fucking cool.
I know! Luckily unlike ElJeffe, (sorry) my friend was a witness to this. I have to say, it was probably the most amazing thing I have seen with my own eyes.
I think there someone had a similar experience in the revenge of the creepy-somethin or other. I'm looking for a link but can't find it...
Edit: I give up. The thread is gone! I call conspiracy in the third degree!!!
Once upon a time, I was driving down 99 towards Fresno. I was alone in the car, because I was going to be meeting my girlfriend down there. It was semi-late at night - maybe 9-ish, or so, and I believe it was late fall.
Anyway, so I'm driving along, and suddenly, the sky lights up. Kinda like there'd been a huge lightning flash, only it was bright green. And, you know, no lightning. And no accompanying sound. Just... random flash of blinding green.
The shitty thing is that I have nobody to actually corroborate the story. I wasn't with anyone, I didn't know anybody who lived in the area, and it's not like there were news stories explaining what the hell the random flash was. So I have no idea what I saw, and no real means to figure it out.
This is from days and days and days ago, but I saw something similar to this with a friend once. Turned out to be a small meteorite or something close to that, that came very very close to hitting the ground before it burnt up. We are just driving on the highway at night when all of the sudden the entire sky turns BRIGHT aqua green color. It was bright enough to see as if it was sunny out. Then we see a ball of light trailed by smoke, flying towards the ground and disappear into the distance. It was really scary b/c this was right after 9/11, and the object was flying in the direction of the Nuclear Plant that I live next to. Needless to say, we were relieved when no mushroom cloud appeared.
That is so fucking cool.
I know! Luckily unlike ElJeffe, (sorry) my friend was a witness to this. I have to say, it was probably the most amazing thing I have seen with my own eyes.
I think there someone had a similar experience in the revenge of the creepy-somethin or other. I'm looking for a link but can't find it...
Edit: I give up. The thread is gone! I call conspiracy in the third degree!!!
It may have been me, I posted a story about a fireball I witnessed in like, 97 or 98 that was about the size of the sun and had a tail that strecthed from horizon to horizon. And it flew right over me and was completely silent, and it seemed to be a mile or two high at the most.
I don't remember how old I was, but not very. My dad and I visited the local public swimming pool (all indoors). In the public showers, I was messing around and just being a typical little wild kid; I think I spun around or something, but the end result was that I was ever so slightly disoriented.
I saw a funny shampoo bottle or whatever it was (I've forgotten what), and so I wanted to tell my father about it. While looking at it, I walk slowly backwards towards my old man and go, "Dad, dad, look at..." ...all the while attempting to grab a hold of his arm.
Only...I didn't grab a hold of his arm, I grabbed his dingdong, in a very "tugging" manner, like I was trying to squeeze juice from it. It wasn't any old regular wang either, it was the monster bratwurst from the depths, here to claim my puny soul.
I turn around and lo and behold, it's not even my dad...it's some Russian mustached wonder, with a =D twice as big as my D=
I frantically turn around to look for my dad, and then the laughter starts...having witnessed the whole thing my dad ended up on his knees, red as a radish, and the rest of the room was as merry as a new years eve party...while I had nowhere to hide. =s
Paragon, that is really all kinds of wrong. and quite funny...
anyway, nothing so exciting as some of the stuff people have said, but it was pretty embarrasing.
In my second year at uni, i was living with 4 friends from my course. one afternoon i thought everyone else was out (i was missing a lecture or something) so decided to have a wank to relax. so i sits myself down on the bed (i could operate the computer from there) and loads me up some porn, tissue at the ready.
I had almost finished, when i hear people come in the front door of the house, 'no worry', i thought, 'the door is shut, they wont come in'. Lo and behold, they bang on the door, i panic, drop the tissue. Just as i bend down to pick it up, two things happen. My housemates burst in the door, ready to berate me for missing the lecture, aaaaaaaand... i ejeculate. in my own face.
many a D= to be seen. (and a scream of pain from me)
they still ask me what its like getting semen in your eye
I'm assuming it's as painful as Head and Shoulders shampoo.
A friend of mine knew a guy in high school everyone called Pert Plus. Because they found him in the showers after gym once, using the Pert Plus in a non shampooing fashion.
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Sounds like he was incredibly inebriated.
It's a shared bathroom between two units. The people in one unit could lock out the other unit, making it their private bathroom and leaving the people of the other unit bathroom-less.
Guess its a good thing he didn't drop the soap then.
That's what I thought at first, but he didn't really seem drunk to me. Just kind of... lost.
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Ah, I missed that bit of the story. My bad.
Tip of the ice berg:|
Maybe his buddies told him there was a hot chick in there or something. Then he saw you, a naked dude.
Fuck you, now I've got to look.
*2 seconds later* Fuck you for making me curious!
I didn't think it could get any worse than "OH SHIIIIIIT!" part, but I was wrong. So very, very wrong.
Time to get the eye bleach.
What is it?
So... You thought that your friend wanted your cock because he showed you a gay story? That does not seem very mature either :P
Why did you say that?
Why do people always include those "disclaimers"???
It doesn't protect us!! I would guarantee that if you had just said "my friends think josman's art is funny", anyone who knows what it is would go eww....a couple more might google it and go eww...
but the majority of us would be safe
why did you do that
you have hurt me
you are mean
OMG TEH GAYZ!!!
Seriously though, it's not all that bad compared to a lot of the stuff you can find out there, but the fact that it's shocking and gay appears to put a lot of people into extra-freakout mode.
So yeah, gay-incest-cartoon vs. real-life-prolapsed-anus. Take your pick.
Yeah, it's definitely the gay part not the incest part or the urine drinking. Definitely not one of those two.
Ok, I missed the urine drinking part. That's pretty bad. I didn't look into the site much. I do doubt, though, that a similar site featuring images of a son and his mom would garner the same burn-your-pc reaction. Negative, yes, but not as severe.
Also, I can't believe I'm even debating this. Ah, internet, I love you so.
Man, didn't you know that people love incest and urine guzzling? Who doesn't start the day that way?
Seemed pretty logical to me :P And I was technically immature at 15 years of age at the time haha
This is from days and days and days ago, but I saw something similar to this with a friend once. Turned out to be a small meteorite or something close to that, that came very very close to hitting the ground before it burnt up. We are just driving on the highway at night when all of the sudden the entire sky turns BRIGHT aqua green color. It was bright enough to see as if it was sunny out. Then we see a ball of light trailed by smoke, flying towards the ground and disappear into the distance. It was really scary b/c this was right after 9/11, and the object was flying in the direction of the Nuclear Plant that I live next to. Needless to say, we were relieved when no mushroom cloud appeared.
That is so fucking cool.
Uhh... a story...
Me and 2 of my homies were just sitting on the ground rolling a ball to each other and watching my dog chase it. My friend then held onto the ball and the dog knocked him over and was beating the snot out of him (still playing), I tolf him to roll over, so he did, and his arm was sticking out. The dog didnt know what to do, so it sat on his arm, he panicked for some reason, so she slid along his arm before sitting up and running off.
My friend got up looking like he was going to cry.
The dog had wiped its arse all down his arm.
This dog was actually just a large puppy.
A large puppy with diahorrea.
I know! Luckily unlike ElJeffe, (sorry) my friend was a witness to this. I have to say, it was probably the most amazing thing I have seen with my own eyes.
I think there someone had a similar experience in the revenge of the creepy-somethin or other. I'm looking for a link but can't find it...
Edit: I give up. The thread is gone! I call conspiracy in the third degree!!!
It may have been me, I posted a story about a fireball I witnessed in like, 97 or 98 that was about the size of the sun and had a tail that strecthed from horizon to horizon. And it flew right over me and was completely silent, and it seemed to be a mile or two high at the most.
It was me, and it is here.
WHOO HOO!!! That was seriously bugging me! But seriously though I could not find that thread for the life of me.
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I saw a funny shampoo bottle or whatever it was (I've forgotten what), and so I wanted to tell my father about it. While looking at it, I walk slowly backwards towards my old man and go, "Dad, dad, look at..." ...all the while attempting to grab a hold of his arm.
Only...I didn't grab a hold of his arm, I grabbed his dingdong, in a very "tugging" manner, like I was trying to squeeze juice from it. It wasn't any old regular wang either, it was the monster bratwurst from the depths, here to claim my puny soul.
I turn around and lo and behold, it's not even my dad...it's some Russian mustached wonder, with a =D twice as big as my D=
I frantically turn around to look for my dad, and then the laughter starts...having witnessed the whole thing my dad ended up on his knees, red as a radish, and the rest of the room was as merry as a new years eve party...while I had nowhere to hide. =s
anyway, nothing so exciting as some of the stuff people have said, but it was pretty embarrasing.
In my second year at uni, i was living with 4 friends from my course. one afternoon i thought everyone else was out (i was missing a lecture or something) so decided to have a wank to relax. so i sits myself down on the bed (i could operate the computer from there) and loads me up some porn, tissue at the ready.
I had almost finished, when i hear people come in the front door of the house, 'no worry', i thought, 'the door is shut, they wont come in'. Lo and behold, they bang on the door, i panic, drop the tissue. Just as i bend down to pick it up, two things happen. My housemates burst in the door, ready to berate me for missing the lecture, aaaaaaaand... i ejeculate. in my own face.
many a D= to be seen. (and a scream of pain from me)
they still ask me what its like getting semen in your eye
So.... ?
If only someone had taken a picture and super imposed "Owned" over it, your demise would be complete.
A friend of mine knew a guy in high school everyone called Pert Plus. Because they found him in the showers after gym once, using the Pert Plus in a non shampooing fashion.