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There is a fellow Kenai, Alaskan here

CogliostroCogliostro Marginal OpinionsSpring, TXRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
I want you people to weed him out! Your mission should you choose to accept it, SE++ is to find out this information and get it to me. There will be a prize for the person who gets me the information I require.

I know who he is in 'real life', but not on PA. You know who you are, you! Do not be afraid, for I am the harbinger of peace and pain. I'm working at the front desk of the college and I know someone close to you! We need to talk about going to PAX.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This isn't adult friend finder, get a booty call on your own cog.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh my god nobodycares

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    not about a booty call! ew

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    how do you know who he is in real life

    also why don't you just ask him

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Excuse me

    You may know me

    I'm from the internet.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh no, this person knows me, though he doesn't really know me on here at all. :D

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    so why don't you just ask him

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Oh no, this person knows me, though he doesn't really know me on here at all. :D

    Maybe you should call the police

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    wait, you people are real?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh god yes. :D

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    nobody here but us robots

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shouldn't be hard to find out on your own, Cogliostro.

    Just go down to the post office and watch as the other ten people in your excuse for village collect their mail. The fattest, most pimply one posts here.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have never seen anything to suggest that Alaska is a real place

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love you, Primus.

    But you're so very WRONG.

    There's like... at least 20 people in this village. Duh, it's summer time.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    just ask him

    what is so hard about that?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Because I haven't seen him since the end of school last year.

    And this is more fun. :D

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Reminds me of the missed connections section of craigslist

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    just ask him

    what is so hard about that?

    He probably doesn't even feel that way about him.

    It's much easier to be let down

    on the internet.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Just make a huge poster that says "COCK" and hang it up in a common area. Everyone who looks up and laughs hysterically and/or masturbates is a suspect.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There is NO lascivious intent here, people. I just want him to know I know he likes PA and it's groovy. I want someone to go to PA with and this person may be a suitable companion.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    There is NO lascivious intent here, people. I just want him to know I know he likes PA and it's groovy. I want someone to go to PA with and this person may be a suitable companion.

    Pennsylvania isn't for lovers.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Shouldn't be hard to find out on your own, Cogliostro.

    Just go down to the post office and watch as the other ten people in your excuse for village collect their mail. The fattest, most pimply one posts here.

    Oh god I laughed so hard at this. Woman in the office next to me is just o_O

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    wait, you people are real?

    and we demand moneys

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    wait, you people are real?

    and we demand moneys

    oh hey i set up a paypal account so i can give you moneys

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    There is NO lascivious intent here, people. I just want him to know I know he likes PA and it's groovy. I want someone to go to PA with and this person may be a suitable companion.

    And after that, maybe things could get a little weird. Not like, that dog that walks on it's hind legs because it has no front legs weird, but when you kiss your sister weird. Ya know? Maybe we can catch a flick, get some food, accidentally caress his hand while I reach for the salt...

    See where everything goes.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Any sentence that starts with "There is NO lascivious intent here" is doomed to end with lascivious intent. This time is no exception.

    Houk on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    god damn it cogliostro no

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    Any sentence that starts with "There is NO lascivious intent here" is doomed to end with lascivious intent. This time is no exception.

    So, it's sort of like saying, "I'm not racist but..."?

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It feels so...

    lascivious.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, how have I never noticed that I've been living in swampfuck, Alaska for the last 5 years?

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    There is NO lascivious intent here, people. I just want him to know I know he likes PA and it's groovy. I want someone to go to PA with and this person may be a suitable companion.

    And after that, maybe things could get a little weird. Not like, that dog that walks on it's hind legs because it has no front legs weird, but when you kiss your sister weird. Ya know? Maybe we can catch a flick, get some food, accidentally caress his hand while I reach for the salt...

    See where everything goes.

    Go see a movie and put your pecker in the popcorn.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Any sentence that starts with "There is NO lascivious intent here" is doomed to end with lascivious intent. This time is no exception.

    So, it's sort of like saying, "I'm not racist but..."?
    I'm not a lascivious racist, but I'd love to tongue-fuck an Oriental.

    Houk on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there was that gay furry who lived in alaska. i can't remember his name but he was an idiot if i remember correctly.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    there was that gay furry who lived in alaska. i can't remember his name but he was an idiot if i remember correctly.

    Isn't that a tautology?

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    Man, how have I never noticed that I've been living in swampfuck, Alaska for the last 5 years?
    on the bright side, it turns out it wasn't mono

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    there was that gay furry who lived in alaska. i can't remember his name but he was an idiot if i remember correctly.

    Isn't that a tautology?

    it would appear so.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    god damn it cogliostro no

    laughing so hard!!

    Cogliostro on
    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kenai? Really?

    I keep forgetting people live in places other than Anchorage. And then laugh at them.

    Shouldn't the volcano have killed you by now?

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    its me

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