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The Evil-Twin Pax Thread

BucketmanBucketman Call meSkraggRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
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So like, some of you guys are going to this thing called PAX.

Some of you are already there. Having dinner with each other, and getting hella drunk and giving each other mad hugs and stalking girls on the internet and making their boyfriends uncomfortable.

Well screw you. Some of us have to work/are poor/cant travel across the country/all of the above.

So to all of us non PAXers. What are you doing?

I have to work 2 double shifts because people NEED to see Disaster Movie so bad where doing 2 Midnight shows, one was tonight, and one is tomorrow night. Dear god.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hahaha


    Sucks to be you.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Please don't tell me you're going to have to work the projection booth for that film.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So ronry.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Please don't tell me you're going to have to work the projection booth for that film.

    Yes, I did it tonight. And I have to tomorrow. We had 2 people show up for it tonight. 2 fucking people. Only reason were doing it is because Batman gets out so late and its such a short movie, were not being open any later.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You couldn't pay me to watch that film.

    Yet that's exactly the situation you are in.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    You couldn't pay me to watch that film.

    Yet that's exactly the situation you are in.

    Oh no, I just make sure the bitch runs fine. I just start it, watch the first preview, then start my DS.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It would be a shame if the film were to somehow be destroyed.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Instead of meeting a bunch of cool people in a cool place I get to go to a funeral for an aunt that I loved very much.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Instead of meeting a bunch of cool people in a cool place I get to go to a funeral for an aunt that I loved very much.

    Dude that sucks. Well...at least you have 3 of the best things to help cheer you up.

    1) Malt Liquor
    2) Wow
    3) Those of us who are stuck at not pax. (also Grain Alcohol)

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am in New Zealand

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    I am in New Zealand

    So?

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm seething in anger at a lack of income.

    So I'm throwin' an angry drunken brawl at my friends in the mean time, free to anyone pissed off enough to come.

    srsly tho, pax is the gayest.

    this year at least.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    Try not to burn the house down while I'm gone.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    I am in New Zealand

    So?

    He asked what everyone who isn't going to PAX is doing

    I am in New Zealand

    bitch

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm going to beat off and try to avoid writing this Death Race 2000 review. (I will succeed in one and fail in the other)

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'm going to beat off and try to avoid writing this Death Race 2000 review. (I will succeed in one and fail in the other)

    If it's the new one, there's no 2000 in it.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'm going to beat off and try to avoid writing this Death Race 2000 review. (I will succeed in one and fail in the other)

    If it's the new one, there's no 2000 in it.

    Its like the new one, but with more Neon.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sure am glad I'm going to PAX so I dont have to post in this thread.

    But also wishing you gays were here.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am also in New Zealand

    what up kids

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I will mainly be at work. I will also be on here posting abuse at just about anyone that will let me get away with it. I will also be dreaming about conquering natives in some far-flung place and subjugating them to my every whim until they rebel and take control of the railways.

    It is the British way.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm having my own PAX right here.

    Penguin Assaults a Xylophone.

    '08.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can you post a live stream of that please?

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Working, drinking, and making DnD dungeons.

    Good times

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My friend arrived back at 5.30 am this morning.

    She was driving back from London (been in New Zealand) but got a flat tire, and then her spare was rusted to the underside of her car

    So I'm super-tired and I'm now at work hoping to last through the day

    This weekend I get a birthday surprise from my friends! :o I am not allowed to know what it is but I need my swimming costume. Then we are going to go get sushi.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Janson, they're actually going to be using you as live bait to catch the salmon for the sushi. They told me not to tell you but I couldn't let a fellow forum-poster-SE++-type-person get in trouble.

    Oh, and your friend Dave told me to call you a cunt. He said you'd know what it means.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dave knows the way to my heart <3

    Thank you for the warning. I did wonder. Raw fish, swimming...

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Raw fish, swimming...

    In England?

    More like raw sewage.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, I don't know, I hear the Thames can be lovely at this time of year.

    Morecambe Bay is also meant to be especially lovely for a bit of paddling.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My best friend got hired to do projection with me at the theater today. Only the manager didn't know he knew me so when they brought him upstairs to introduce me I just looked at him and say "This guy looks like some kinda fag." and walked away.

    The faces of my managers why he was cracking up was pretty priceless.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I will be flying from Iraq to Kuwait to Germany to Atlanta to Dallas to Austin during PAX.

    Then I will begin drinking.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    I will be flying from Iraq to Kuwait to Germany to Atlanta to Dallas to Austin during PAX.

    Then I will begin drinking.

    That's exactly what I did when I flew home from Iraq. Hi5.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    I will be flying from Iraq to Kuwait to Germany to Atlanta to Dallas to Austin during PAX.

    Then I will begin drinking.

    That's exactly what I did when I flew home from Iraq. Hi5.

    I hate it so much, Last time this took me three days (with all the layovers and flight delays)

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am skype calling people at PAX.

    It's like I'm there.

    But you know, I just got home from work and they've been drinking for the past 7 hours.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I am skype calling people at PAX.

    It's like I'm there.

    But you know, I just got home from work and they've been drinking for the past 7 hours.

    More like 11 hours in the case of Captain K and Naporeon.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Captain K is passed out on the bed, keep up with the news shorty.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Captain K is passed out on the bed, keep up with the news shorty.

    I know that, he passed out within five minutes of my appearance from the nethers.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Captain K is passed out on the bed, keep up with the news shorty.

    Someone write "I am so hott for Silmaril" on K's forearm.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think everyone in that room is passed out by now.

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