The Rock vs Con Air

MicroMicro Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Singularity Engine++
Now, I've been on here a few days now and I really think that we've all come to grow on each other, and develop a healthy respect for everyone - you could say we're closer as a group. With that new found trust, and reliability, in place I think it's fair for us all to begin the most dangerous and destructive debate known to man:

Which Cage film is better? The Rock, or Con Air?

Frankly you're the useless part of the placenta is you think The Rock - but I'm leaving it open to the floor.

Let's just say that in no other film ever do you think you've got a happy ending, and then get smacked in the face by a Fire-Truck chase scene. You also don't get a bunny in a box.

Oh, and I'm seriously considering becoming a homosexualist for Steve Bruscemi.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Con Air, just for Dave Chappelle being thrown out of an airplane
    And they call the marshal because "it's got your name on it"

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • spazmojackspazmojack Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    Oh, and I'm seriously considering becoming a homosexualist for Steve Bruscemi.

    phone's ringin dude...




    oh, and i haven't seen con-air since it released on video. so right now i'm going to say the rock, especially for the dude who was all "you want me to stab this into my heart? look at the size of this fucking needle!"

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited August 2008
    No, benro, just...no

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Connery: "Your best?? Losers are always whining about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

    Thanks, Bond

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    No, benro, just...no


    What's wrong? Claiming that we're a tight group, my homosexualishness, or starting an important an potentially life changing debate?

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  • trantramptrantramp Registered User
    edited August 2008
    The Rock you asshole. Epic shower scene epicccc

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Nobody likes a threadmaker.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    vs. Peggy Sue Got Married.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Con Air for lyfe

    he's a criminal with a heart of gold

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    put

    the bunnay

    back

    in

    the box

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Nobody likes a threadmaker.

    Whatever. I'll just stop then. Then you'll see that this place fucking needs me. It'll dry up without me, and then you'll all be ringing up Parliament like: 'Ooh, is Benro there, someone, please, get him - we've forgotten how to speak to each other on the internet'.

    And then I'll have you exactly where I want you.

    And that, my friend, is a proven scientific fact.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    crwth wrote: »
    put

    the bunnay

    back

    in

    the box


    Now wha didn' ya put the bunnay back in the box?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So is it weird to be gay for harrison ford I don't think it's weird

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nah, it's fine. I mean, as long as it's just him.

    If you let Hamill get are your cute little rear then you're a real homosexualist.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Dude I would fuck the shit out of Harrison Ford

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well I'm pretty gay for Sean Connery too

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    redfenix wrote: »
    Connery: "Your best?? Losers are always whining about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

    Thanks, Bond

    Every time somebody posts a Connery quote I can't move on until I've read it out loud in his accent.

    I'm pretty sure that puts me in the same group as everyone on the planet.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I could eat a peach for hours

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    Oh, and I'm seriously considering becoming a homosexualist for Steve Bruscemi.

    http://mrwhite.ytmnd.com/

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    how can I live without you?

    I want to know

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He's got the whoooooole world in his hands

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I vote...

    Family Man


    WhoopS!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i would never want to get in nick cage's way

    dude is dangerous

    bangkok dangerous

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    crwth wrote: »
    i would never want to get in nick cage's way

    dude is dangerous

    bangkok dangerous

    You're damn right he is.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i would never want to get in nick cage's way

    dude is dangerous

    bangkok dangerous

    You're damn right he is.

    Bahaha what is this and why is it the best thing I've ever seen

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's from The Wicker Man. Can you spot Nicholas Cage?

    Hint: He's cold knocking a bitch out while dressed like a bear.

    Look close.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "I'll take pleasure in gutting you, boy. I'll take pleasure... in gutting you... boy..."

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i would never want to get in nick cage's way

    dude is dangerous

    bangkok dangerous

    You're damn right he is.

    Bahaha what is this and why is it the best thing I've ever seen

    NOT THE BEES!

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  • EinEin New Jersey, USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    THE ROOOOCKKKK

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    In what context could Nicholas Cage possibly have a good reason to dress as a bear and knock a bitch out? Wicker Man must've been a ridiculous movie

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'd tell you to watch the film, but I'm pretty sure that gif can only suffer by being placed in context.

    Which is not to say that the rest of the movie isn't pretty hilarious as well.

    For god's sake, Nick Cage, act harder. HARDER!

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  • EinEin New Jersey, USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In what context could Nicholas Cage possibly have a good reason to dress as a bear and knock a bitch out? Wicker Man must've been a ridiculous movie

    Wicker Man was terrible

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He really needs a new agent.

    Any other agent at all really.

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    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What do you guys think of the original Wicker Man with Christopher Lee?
    I thought it was pretty rad

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ein wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In what context could Nicholas Cage possibly have a good reason to dress as a bear and knock a bitch out? Wicker Man must've been a ridiculous movie

    Wicker Man was terrible

    i watched it right after fight club and i was so disappointed

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ein wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In what context could Nicholas Cage possibly have a good reason to dress as a bear and knock a bitch out? Wicker Man must've been a ridiculous movie

    Wicker Man was terrible

    i watched it right after fight club and i was so disappointed

    Haha that must have been a hell of a double feature

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Both movies are actually pretty good once you block out Nicholas Cage.

    Between his accent in Con-Air and the wholly uncomfortable sex scene in the beginning of The Rock


    ugh

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Leaving Las Vegas was also a crap movie.

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