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The Holocaust Never Happened

Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
That's what my sisters U.S. born Palestinian boyfriend said to me on the phone earlier. I let a subdued chuckle out and said I had to get off the phone. The excuse I gave was that the roast in my oven was burning.


true story

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why is Palestinian in inverts?

    Is he not Palestinian or what? it's pretty easy to find out.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Happy now?

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  • KittenKitten Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yeah...some people are stupid...

    Like my old co-worker who swore that more black people were killed in the Holocaust then Jews, and that the Government tampered with the evidence that proved it because the American people wouldn't have cared about black people suffering.

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    And the nominee goes to the Jews for their part in 'The Holacaust.'

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  • KuwaKuwa Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    up next on mythbusters: the holocaust!

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    was the roast in the oven a...JEW?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    She says that his entire family believes that. Which doesn't surprise me considering that my family thinks terrible things about Muslims.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    YOU FAIL IT

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    was the roast in the oven a...JEW?

    He was a plump and tasty one. I guess all of that money and control over the media makes them taste better.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
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    You fail.

    Go back to page 12.

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  • KittenKitten Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    was the roast in the oven a...JEW?

    He was a plump one. I guess all of that money and control over the media makes them taste better.

    Surely you used a Jew gold glaze?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    my jewish predecessors saw the holocaust coming 30 years before it happened and thus my family sorta avoided it

    wait did i saw the holocaust

    i meant the communists

    if you avoid the communists you generally avoid holocausts as well though

    somewhere someone on my branch decided communists were cool again though

    here i am!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kitten wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    was the roast in the oven a...JEW?

    He was a plump one. I guess all of that money and control over the media makes them taste better.

    Surely you used a Jew gold glaze?

    Indeed I did.

    You have never tasted Heaven until you've bit into the rump of a juicy Hebrew.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    my jewish predecessors saw the holocaust coming 30 years before it happened and thus my family sorta avoided it

    wait did i saw the holocaust

    i meant the communists

    if you avoid the communists you generally avoid holocausts as well though

    somewhere someone on my branch decided communists were cool again though

    here i am!

    Prescience?

    You Jews never cease to amaze me.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    my jewish predecessors saw the holocaust coming 30 years before it happened and thus my family sorta avoided it

    wait did i saw the holocaust

    i meant the communists

    if you avoid the communists you generally avoid holocausts as well though

    somewhere someone on my branch decided communists were cool again though

    here i am!

    Prescience?

    You Jews never cease to amaze me.
    pocket holocaust detectors

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    the holocaust didn't land on the moon

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Happy now?

    I wasn't complaining. It was a genuine question. I assumed there was some interesting and sinister backstory behind it.

    Oh, 'palestinian' are you? Ok, gotcha!

    Or something.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He hates the shit outta Jews. Yet he has no problem dating a white trash, dead beat mother, whore, dope head, dirty, durty, durrrrtttty, bitch.

    my english not so good

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vampire_Goldfish wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
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    YOU FAIL IT

    It's Dot Net! ^_^

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    damn jews

    despite numerous attempts at their genocide, the assholes still managed to create some of the most important minds in history



    what fuckers

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  • SaigaSaiga Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My favorite conspiracy theory (forgot the specifics) it was something to do with Anne Frank writing her diary with a ballpoint pen and that type of pen not being invented until later on in time, thus making it impossible or something. I am not sure how true it was, it was just interesting.

    Conspiracy theories can range from interestingly put together to so ridiculous that they are just hilarious.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    jews did the holocaust

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That explains things.

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jews are the holocaust.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Saiga wrote: »
    My favorite conspiracy theory (forgot the specifics) it was something to do with Anne Frank writing her diary with a ballpoint pen and that type of pen not being invented until later on in time, thus making it impossible or something. I am not sure how true it was, it was just interesting.

    Conspiracy theories can range from interestingly put together to so ridiculous that they are just hilarious.

    A good example of the latter being that Bill Cosby, Oprah Winfrey, and a few others all conspiring to get Dave Chapelle taken off of the air.

    Just google "The Chappelle Theory" and you'll find some links to it.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Jews were sent back in time to kill John Connor.

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Jews had Anne Frank shoot JFK with a gun that hasn't been invented yet.

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The jews collided with the twin towers.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    The Jews were sent back in time to kill John Connor.
    the time travel bush caught fire though

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    John Connor is the Pharaoh. The Jews are his plucky sidekicks with strong backs.

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  • SaigaSaiga Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Saiga wrote: »
    My favorite conspiracy theory (forgot the specifics) it was something to do with Anne Frank writing her diary with a ballpoint pen and that type of pen not being invented until later on in time, thus making it impossible or something. I am not sure how true it was, it was just interesting.

    Conspiracy theories can range from interestingly put together to so ridiculous that they are just hilarious.

    A good example of the latter being that Bill Cosby, Oprah Winfrey, and a few others all conspiring to get Dave Chapelle taken off of the air.

    Just google "The Chappelle Theory" and you'll find some links to it.

    A conspiring Bill Cosby just tickles me in general, I will be looking into this, thanks for the suggestion.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Saiga wrote: »
    My favorite conspiracy theory (forgot the specifics) it was something to do with Anne Frank writing her diary with a ballpoint pen and that type of pen not being invented until later on in time, thus making it impossible or something. I am not sure how true it was, it was just interesting.

    Conspiracy theories can range from interestingly put together to so ridiculous that they are just hilarious.

    A good example of the latter being that Bill Cosby, Oprah Winfrey, and a few others all conspiring to get Dave Chapelle taken off of the air.

    Just google "The Chappelle Theory" and you'll find some links to it.

    Haha so the black crusaders on 30 rock were actually satirising something real? (well, 'real'). Awesome.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I, too, am a jew.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Did that happen when you won the lottery?



    I don't even remember what that was about, or if I'm even thinking of the right forumer

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Spanish Lottery

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I fucking hate all of you

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Flabbergasted.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    are you telling racist jokes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9dLksw2p0&feature=user

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Holocaust was self-defense.

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