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KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
I'm making the leap into house ownership pretty soon here. We're negotiating on a nice two-story built in '94 tricked out with new carpets, vinyl, and paint. It's in an association which sucks because I'll have to pay a monthly fee and chip in on street work/etc., but on the plus side somebody else will mow my lawn and keep things looking pretty. 3 bedroom, 2 and a half bath, and all that good stuff. I am very much excited about getting out of rental hell so why don't we talk about the places we live?

Maybe it's a penthouse condo in the city, maybe you're renting out a room in your buddy's house, or maybe you own a 5000 square foot mansion on a beautiful southern plantation. Most likely, you call your roommates "mom" and "dad." Tell me about the place you call "mi casa."

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sweet ass apartment.

    We call it the Space Booze Palace. I share said apartment with Artreus, Fire Truck, and another dude that doesn't post here. It's pretty cool, nice neighborhood, close to a mall and a bunch of grocery stores. I actually haven't driven my car in like a week so I'm saving a ton of money. It's awesome.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houses are too fucking expensive, especially if you want to live in a city.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i was going to put an offer on a place today until i found out from the city that the massive den i loved was an illegal garage conversion and even if the bank overlooked it in the loan, if i had a fire, break-in or anything where an inspector from insurance found out, it would probably void my claim and no way in hell am i going to deal with reconverting it back to a garage

    so i am back on the hunt
    i almost put an offer on a place that had a fish tank built into the wall and fish ponds in the yard
    but really
    i don't want to swim with fishes

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i rent a tiny apartment

    sometimes i miss houses

    hopefully the next place i live has a backyard or roof access or something

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ugh garage conversions are the worst. So many times we would see a decently priced house with good square footage only to discover that 250 square feet of that space used to be a garage and now it's an ungainly huge room with bad insulation and no crawl space. Oh and that garage you saw in the picture of the front of the house doesn't exist.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have a 750 or so square foot apartment.

    One bedroom, walk in closet, one bathroom, galley kitchen, loft above the kitchen, spiral staircase to the loft and a living room/bedroom.


    The building itself is a really old hardware store, so there are some kinda cool architectural elements about it. The elevator is slow as fucking balls though.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm currently renting a house with two other people (plus ladyfriend). Our rent went down a little bit, but we have less personal space and I'm really starting to think that when our lease runs out next year we're going back to just being us.

    I miss being able to fuck in the middle of the kitchen at 3 in the afternoon on a sunday.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    that's the best reason to not have roommates
    closely followed by not having to get dressed all weekend

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I live in school housing!

    I am in a suite with six other girls (two doubles, three singles, my roommate and I are in the largest double). Common room, two bathrooms. It's a step up from a tiny dorm room and the fridge is bigger, so that's good I guess.

    The rest of the time I live with my parents.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have a 550sq ft. studio.

    The neighborhood I live in is fucking ridiculous for rent, so I'm going to move when my lease is up next February.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i live in a fairly good-sized two bedroom condo with an engaged couple and two cats. it is nice enough, though my room still looks like i'm living in college. i need like leather chairs and nice wood book shelves and the like. though i do have an excess of scented candles.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i get to spend the next few months living on campus while i finish up my last semester

    i have 3 roommates
    2 of which i can yell at and call names and bullshit around with to my hearts content and they still love me

    the other one, well, i've heard maybe 3 words out of him since he moved in 2 weeks ago

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i'm living at home still.

    if i get this job i'm going for I might see if I can get some friends together and move in somewhere.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I moved into a new apartment just a little while ago. I made a video of it but don't feel like digging it up.

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I live in a two-flat right now with a friend of mine. It's pretty nice but our lease is up and we want to move somewhere closer to Andersonville where the rest of our friends live. My friend has this crazy idea that we should move into this house that his girlfriend and her brother own because they have spare rooms for us but it's like goddamn 15 miles north of Chicago. I'm not taking the Metra into the city everday. Fuck that.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I live with my mom

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I recently replaced the bed in my room with a fort made out of sofa cushions and a sheet. No girls allowed

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I live in a nice house in the northside of a shitty city with my parents

    It is pretty nice except there is a pool next door so there are these irritating fucks around during summer

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I live in a very nice place after taking advantage of a poor housing market.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i live in a shithole mobile home in a shithole trailer park where old people move when they're ready to die. fuckin ambulance comes by here like every week.

    it has wood paneling and a broken AC.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Livin' in a 2000 sq. ft. house with 4 other people (who I happen to be related to)

    in one week I will be living in a space of roughly the same size, but with five other people to whom I am not related

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've got a nice single bedroom apartment with about 750 square feet that has an awesome porch which looks out onto a forest straight on, and to the left, a beautiful hill rising up from the valley below, topped with expensive houses on its ridge. It's also the first apartment I've had with a kitchen that isn't completely closed off. It's got one of those half-bars so I can see into the living room if I'm at the sink.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    you prick

    I want to build my own house :(

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    here is a picture of the back of my parents' house

    they get nice views in the winter when you can see through the neighbors' trees to the mountains
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    goddamn you is rich

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I live in a 1200 SF duplex in the 'burbs. It has two bedrooms, two bathrooms and a nice converted garage that my husband uses as an office. It also has a lovely screened-in porch that I never use because Miami is too goddamn hot to be outside ever.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    no they just live in idaho where houses are cheap

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    you prick

    I want to build my own house :(

    I plan on doing this and installing a urinal and a secret door out of the house

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you mean an outhouse wiggin?

    you want a hidden outhouse?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've got a great looking tiny apartment.

    It's a garage apartment, so it's built on stilts. But instead of parking under the actual living area like many garage apartments, there's a big storage room and then a huge, cooled laundry room under it and I park to the side.

    Plus, it was built a long time ago and there's some really nice, really old hardwood floor in there. Not this new, fake hardwood floor that sucks, but the real stuff. Looks great.

    I move my computer in tonight since the Comcast guy is just now coming tomorrow to get my cable and internet hooked up there.

    Totally posting pictures tomorrow.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Well I meant like a urinal and then a secret door in a separate room
    But I like that idea better
    A door hidden behind a book case, leading through the spaces between rooms, leading to a secret bathroom

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    That's stupid and you're stupid

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    a master bathroom
    with a jacuzzi and walk-in shower and lots of milky/foggy windows letting in natural light

    the windows are a must

    just to see how long it takes people to realize that they have never seen those windows in any other room of the house

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wiggin what do you need a private secret bathroom for

    It's your house, you can jerk it in whatever room you want

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    That's stupid and you're stupid

    No that's pretty great
    Or better yet a trapdoor in a closet revealing a ladder that leads down to a secret bathroom in the basement
    All pooping in secret

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    why wouldn't you want a private secret bathroom?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    spono wrote: »
    Wiggin what do you need a private secret bathroom for

    It's your house, you can jerk it in whatever room you want

    Because a secret room is pretty cool
    Also remember the Hey Arnold with Grampa Phil's "secret bathroom"?
    Imagine if that shit really was a secret room

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    a master bathroom
    with a jacuzzi and walk-in shower and lots of milky/foggy windows letting in natural light

    the windows are a must

    just to see how long it takes people to realize that they have never seen those windows in any other room of the house

    pfff

    only queers have bathrooms with a jacuzzi and a walk-in-shower and natural light
    neville :O

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    And the secret bathroom will be nicer than the public one
    Like the normal one is pretty basic
    But the one downstairs has a really fancy sink, ergonomically designed toilet seat, a power shower, and a Jacuzzi
    And its own water tank just to support this shit
    Or a tankless water heater

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    you mean an outhouse wiggin?

    you want a hidden outhouse?

    ahahaha

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