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Case of the goddamn mondays

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i used to think phone sex and the like would be silly

    but i don't anymore

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm a phone sex virgin

    I don't even know how you would go about doing that.

    Like, do you stick the phone completely up your ass, or only the receiver?

    Ease it in at first.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    it's important to stretch when undertaking new activities, so start small.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, I have no idea how phone sex works.

    I would like to take your special offer.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    it's important to stretch when undertaking new activities, so start small.

    so like, a cell phone?

    because I don't think my iphone has any anal insurance

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    in what universe does a cell phone qualify as small for these purposes

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is it just all like 'oh yeah baby, im so hard right now. what color panties are you wearing?'

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is it just all like 'oh yeah baby, im so hard right now. what color panties are you wearing?'

    Uh, it'd mostly be describing fantasies, what you'd like to do to them or see them do, etc.

    It sounds silly but it becomes more natural, especially when you're open with each other.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so more like 'oh yeah baby, i want to put it up your ass and lick whipped cream off your tits'?

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah initiation of phone sex would be my main concern.

    And fuck cyber sex, that is just asking to be set up and laughed at.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Whatever gets you off, dude.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    like any sexual thing, it's only awkward when you make it awkward.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    just no butt stuff

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, I mean if you go into it thinking "This is stupid and I feel stupid for doing it" then you're not going to enjoy it.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    haven't never done it, it's just hard for me to imagine what to do.

    i need a phone log for reference or something.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I GENTLY STROKE THE 9 KEY

    PRETENDING IT IS YOUR CLIT

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    haven't never done it, it's just hard for me to imagine what to do.

    i need a phone log for reference or something.

    what's your number?

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I used to be independent and then I changed when I started to go out with my last girlfriend. It wouldn't be so hard if my friends were as readily available as they once were, but now we all have our own things to do so I just have to suck it up.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dude, just fucking do it, you don't need a guide. Hell, a guide would probably be more awkward.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man when you do phone sex, you don't go "am...am i doing it right"

    it just happens.

    though, it helps if you are both horny as fuck and would probably jack it by yourself with no porn accessible.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    haven't never done it, it's just hard for me to imagine what to do.

    i need a phone log for reference or something.

    what's your number?

    whaaa?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Dude, just fucking do it, you don't need a guide. Hell, a guide would probably be more awkward.

    I imagine it would be somewhat like conventional sex in the sense that if both parties have never done it before that it is likely going to be awkward and clumsy rather than sexy and fulfilling.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i will call and have phone sex with anyone that wants to right now

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oden wrote: »
    I used to be independent and then I changed when I started to go out with my last girlfriend. It wouldn't be so hard if my friends were as readily available as they once were, but now we all have our own things to do so I just have to suck it up.

    This is my case too. All of my friends are playing WoW, and they don't want to do anything else that doesn't involve killing Illidan. I need to find more friends.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    all my friends are pretty girls and all we do is talk about doing our hair all the time

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    I GENTLY STROKE THE 9 KEY

    PRETENDING IT IS YOUR CLIT

    [21:43] Bryarr: You asshole
    [21:43] Bryarr: Your nine key post made me spit water on my keyboard.



    I wanna sex up kovak.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oden wrote: »
    I used to be independent and then I changed when I started to go out with my last girlfriend. It wouldn't be so hard if my friends were as readily available as they once were, but now we all have our own things to do so I just have to suck it up.

    so you're independent as long as your friends are readily available whenever you should need them?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yo hit me up swordfights it aint illegal over international waters

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oden wrote: »
    I used to be independent and then I changed when I started to go out with my last girlfriend. It wouldn't be so hard if my friends were as readily available as they once were, but now we all have our own things to do so I just have to suck it up.

    This is my case too. All of my friends are playing WoW, and they don't want to do anything else that doesn't involve killing Illidan. I need to find more friends.

    Yeah my friends aren't lame.

    They're either busy dealing with work, uni, drug addictions or a combination of all three.

    edit: ok that second last one could be compared to wow and is indeed lame

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    all my friends are pretty girls and all we do is talk about doing our hair all the time

    this is perilously close to being my life

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My friends are totally lame.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you live in missouri.

    what do you expect.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my friends all live at least a 40 minute drive away from me

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    you live in missouri.

    what do you expect.

    Kansas.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I see my friends when I can. Not having weekends free sucks quite a bit and we're all in our last years of uni so gatherings are few and far between. I see certain internet people more than I see some of the close friends I went through high school with.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    all my friends are pretty girls and all we do is talk about doing our hair all the time

    this is perilously close to being my life

    :mrgreen:

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    All my friends are also fifteen year old boys, so

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my ex was also one of my best friends before we started going out and now we arent on speaking terms up until about two weeks ago

    I only have myself to blame for this but the current situation called for it

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    all my friends are pretty girls and all we do is talk about doing our hair all the time

    this is perilously close to being my life

    :mrgreen:

    thinking back, i actually spent most of the weekend talking about my hair, and how i get it to do what it does

    (shampoo, towel dry, leave it and do not under any circumstances comb it)

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