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I challange you to a fight!
Melding
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Who wants to fight me! Standard school yard rules, no hitting the the face and nothing below the belt. Meet me at the monkey bars at recess! I'm taking all challengers! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Alternatively we can talk about fighting stuff, or like, school yard politics I guess.
Alternatively we can talk about fighting stuff, or like, school yard politics I guess.
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go, pidgey!
nevermind I like you
i was a fat poor kid (still am actually) so i've been in a fair few scuffles in my time.
Rattata, go!
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I haven't had time to do kickboxing in a few months so I'm pretty bored
playing in the street gonna be a big man some day
you've got mud on your face
you big disgrace
kicking your can all over the place
but only if we hug when we're done and have a few brewskies
tackle
tackle
tackle
tackle
tackle
tackle
tackle
tackle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
I mean I won when it was me and this other guy
when his five friends joined in things took a turn
Alright, but looser has to buy winner's beers.
Jin!
Huzzah!
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
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go, weedle!
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ladies
ladies
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bam ba lam
I'm going to fuck you till you love me.
my brother hears this commotion and me screaming obscenities as I am suddenly fighting a big group of dudes and similarly dives into the fray. we were banned for two months.
i was a shit-head when i was wee.
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KNIFE FIGHT, GONNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIFE!
Huzzah!
Best way to stop this is when the first guy throws it and is distracted, kick him right in the balls. The second dude will hand your stuff over right quick.
do it while you're young
when you're a shit-head when you're older cops tend to be less forgiving.
VERY true. the famous "headbutt" incident, the story of which i have told on numerous occasions, ended with me being interviewed by cops in the security room at the mall. they were pretty nice, considering i had another guy's blood all over me. my mom got mad at me for talking to them without her or my dad or a lawyer there, but i figured "hell, he started it, what have i got to be worried about?"
also I AM GONNA TAKE YOUR MOTHER OUT TO A NICE SEAFOOD DINNER AND THEN NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
I'm always tempted to blow it on shit I don't need
Oh right.
I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR HANDS AND EAT THEM WITH A NICE WINE!
I have defused every violent situation I have ever encountered through a combination of even temper and self-deprecating wit
come to think, I have never thrown a punch in my life (with intent to hurt someone else)
I win this thread
Fuck you you do! I will DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Meet me after lunch! FOR YOUR DOOM!
Anyway, the dynamics changed. Someone would say I was gay or that my mom was a whore or that I had sex with animals or something, they'd think it was hilarious, a couple people would repeat, it'd eventually turn into a rumor, then people would come beat me up because they though I was gay or that my mom was a whore or that I had sex with animals.
Thanks to no-tolerance policies, I'd get the brunt of the punishment, even the couple times I followed the assistant principal's instructions and didn't fight back. Apparently since I was in the office every week or two for fighting, I was the problem student, even though I wasn't the instigator. Eventually I decided to apply the same pincipal, and when a guy in F.A.C.S. tried to start the "mom is a whore" rumor again, I squeezed him by the back of the neck until he cried.
I was suspended for two weeks, arrested, fined a couple hundred dollars for misdemeanor assault, and grounded for a couple months because by this point the school even had my parents convinced that I was the issue.
By high school, everyone was convinced that I was a serial killer or something. I was the first thing a lot of people thought of when there was a school shooting or bombing or whatever in the news. I didn't have to fight in high school. I got called out once, but the other guy never showed up. One time one of the wrestlers got pissed that I wasn't seriously offended that he called me gay. He hit me once in the temple and ran faster than I've ever seen anyone run in my life. I think it was worth it.