I have defused every violent situation I have ever encountered through a combination of even temper and self-deprecating wit
come to think, I have never thrown a punch in my life (with intent to hurt someone else)
I win this thread
Fuck you you do! I will DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Meet me after lunch! FOR YOUR DOOM!
ohhhhhhh nooooooooooooo
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
i LOVE it when dudes run away. i'm like a grizzly bear: big, fat, dangerous if you piss me off, and very fast for very short distances. if some dude hits me and then takes off like he's getting away he's getting punched in the kidney or kicked in the back of the knee or something.
having said that: walk away, kids. seriously, most of the time it's not worth it at all.
I firmly believe that violence solves many things. I've been called many things because of my stance on this, but being called various "names" has never been a good argument against my opinion.
While I do not believe that you should solve ALL your problems with violence, I am a guy who believes that people being outright dickheads have it coming to them. More people need to start knocking each around instead of sitting back quietly and then venting on their blog about that "asshole" on the train.
People are dickheads in public because no one will stand up to it outside MAYBE a verbal threat from a distance. This kind of shit right here simply sends a signal to the douche that he/she can continue to get away with being an asshole because no one will do anything about it. We as a Nation have this "PC" about being "nice" to people who do bad shit, when in all reality we need to start drawing blood.
I firmly believe that violence solves many things. I've been called many things because of my stance on this, but being called various "names" has never been a good argument against my opinion.
While I do not believe that you should solve ALL your problems with violence, I am a guy who believes that people being outright dickheads have it coming to them. More people need to start knocking each around instead of sitting back quietly and then venting on their blog about that "asshole" on the train.
People are dickheads in public because no one will stand up to it outside MAYBE a verbal threat from a distance. This kind of shit right here simply sends a signal to the douche that he/she can continue to get away with being an asshole because no one will do anything about it. We as a Nation have this "PC" about being "nice" to people who do bad shit, when in all reality we need to start drawing blood.
Yay fighting.
You may flame now.
that's among the most retarded things I've heard today
Violence is extremely effective in the right situation. It puts an immediate end to pretty much anything else that might be happening. It can also get you killed, but if you to pick that wrong a fight, either it was worth it or your too stupid to be allowed to taint the gene pool.
That said, there are moral considerations. In the almost ten years since I last had to (or thought I had to) get in a fight, I've shifted into near-pacifism. There are plenty of things I'd still be willing to fight over, I'm just not one of them anymore. It's probably all for the best. I don't think I'd come out to well anymore.
one of my best friends was a very burly fellow in high school
he used to be fat, had bad self-image problems.
Over the course of a summer, he basically turned his fat into muscle and bulked out to a degree that some people that had known him for years didn't recognize him in September.
So he's strolling through the halls when he comes across this big crowd of grade nines hooting and hollering, that formed around a fight. He just pushes right into it, not getting any resistance because he's huge and older.
He grabs these kids by the scruffs of their necks, holds them at arms length, and just bellows "HEY!
CUT IT OUT!
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?!"
crowd dispersed, the combatants slunk away, and everyone involved avoided a suspension
one of my best friends was a very burly fellow in high school
he used to be fat, had bad self-image problems.
Over the course of a summer, he basically turned his fat into muscle and bulked out to a degree that some people that had known him for years didn't recognize him in September.
So he's strolling through the halls when he comes across this big crowd of grade nines hooting and hollering, that formed around a fight. He just pushes right into it, not getting any resistance because he's huge and older.
He grabs these kids by the scruffs of their necks, holds them at arms length, and just bellows "HEY!
CUT IT OUT!
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?!"
crowd dispersed, the combatants slunk away, and everyone involved avoided a suspension
This "Medicinal Dicks" nonsense is blatant defiance of the Controlled Phalluses act. We don't need a bunch of California hippies thinking they can run the federal government.
Yeah, I'm not a monster or anything. Go have a poop, maybe a juice box, set your affairs in order then you know, get your face pounded in backwards. Fun for the whole family.
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NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
I was a little shit in elementary school and got into at least 3 or 4 fights a year.
Though I remember this one time in middle school. We were playing soccer and I had the ball. Anyways, this guy - who was on my team - decided to push me to the ground so he could have a chance to score.
So I got back up and pushed him back.
He swung his arms and hit me in the temple and bolted out of sight. I was stunned for a second or two and I didn't know where he ran off to. I spent the remainder of recess walking around asking everyone if they'd seen Robbie - all the while my eye was swelling up and I couldn't really see out of it by the end of recess.
Turns out the fucker broke a couple of his fingers when he punched me and had to be taken away in an ambulance.
EDIT: a few years later when he was playing baseball the ball hit him square in the face and knocked out like 5 of his teeth. It was awesome.
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ohhhhhhh nooooooooooooo
having said that: walk away, kids. seriously, most of the time it's not worth it at all.
Damn right oh no, I hope you're ready for two scoops of pain!
While I do not believe that you should solve ALL your problems with violence, I am a guy who believes that people being outright dickheads have it coming to them. More people need to start knocking each around instead of sitting back quietly and then venting on their blog about that "asshole" on the train.
People are dickheads in public because no one will stand up to it outside MAYBE a verbal threat from a distance. This kind of shit right here simply sends a signal to the douche that he/she can continue to get away with being an asshole because no one will do anything about it. We as a Nation have this "PC" about being "nice" to people who do bad shit, when in all reality we need to start drawing blood.
Yay fighting.
You may flame now.
No they're not!
that's among the most retarded things I've heard today
only because you get victimized for being a tiny baby girly boy.
sissy.
whatcha drawin', faggot? yer boyfriend?
i swear to god he was like 7 feet tall and weight at least 290. he hit like a bitch
Yes, every man has a weakness, Spelling went right for my kidneys.
just two testosterone fueled idiots being assholes
a lot of really big guys do. it's fucking weird. it's like... because they're so big nobody fights them or something so they don't know how to fight.
That said, there are moral considerations. In the almost ten years since I last had to (or thought I had to) get in a fight, I've shifted into near-pacifism. There are plenty of things I'd still be willing to fight over, I'm just not one of them anymore. It's probably all for the best. I don't think I'd come out to well anymore.
Copley.
2PM.
Come alone.
and....
well aren't you so much better than them. do you like to snicker at them as you put on your leotard for pilates?
the promise of sweet sweet make-up sex?
he used to be fat, had bad self-image problems.
Over the course of a summer, he basically turned his fat into muscle and bulked out to a degree that some people that had known him for years didn't recognize him in September.
So he's strolling through the halls when he comes across this big crowd of grade nines hooting and hollering, that formed around a fight. He just pushes right into it, not getting any resistance because he's huge and older.
He grabs these kids by the scruffs of their necks, holds them at arms length, and just bellows "HEY!
CUT IT OUT!
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?!"
crowd dispersed, the combatants slunk away, and everyone involved avoided a suspension
That story is gay. You're gay.
those dicks in my butt are medicinal
KNIFE FIGHT
Huzzah!
oh, you can not tell me fights are some grade 'a' bullshit
Your story checks out, you get a pass. THIS TIME!
whoops typo
Doesn't mean they aren't fun to watch
I'd hate to think of some poor nurse having to sponge my corpse's ass after I release my bowel
Though I remember this one time in middle school. We were playing soccer and I had the ball. Anyways, this guy - who was on my team - decided to push me to the ground so he could have a chance to score.
So I got back up and pushed him back.
He swung his arms and hit me in the temple and bolted out of sight. I was stunned for a second or two and I didn't know where he ran off to. I spent the remainder of recess walking around asking everyone if they'd seen Robbie - all the while my eye was swelling up and I couldn't really see out of it by the end of recess.
Turns out the fucker broke a couple of his fingers when he punched me and had to be taken away in an ambulance.
EDIT: a few years later when he was playing baseball the ball hit him square in the face and knocked out like 5 of his teeth. It was awesome.
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