People who don't have my new phone number, apparently.
Aren't you married?
Yes. I hadn't spoken to the person who emailed me for nearly three years, thus the description 'old friend'. I was surprised he even had my old email address, but he could've gotten it from my ex. Still nice to hear form him, even if it was only for sex.
People who don't have my new phone number, apparently.
Aren't you married?
Yes. I hadn't spoken to the person who emailed me for nearly three years, thus the description 'old friend'. I was surprised he even had my old email address, but he could've gotten it from my ex. Still nice to hear form him, even if it was only for sex.
So it was less of a "booty call" and more of a "provisional summons to fuck."
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
I don't understand Twitter, except as a mechanism to convey your present proximity to a toilet and the use thereof.
People who don't have my new phone number, apparently.
Aren't you married?
Yes. I hadn't spoken to the person who emailed me for nearly three years, thus the description 'old friend'. I was surprised he even had my old email address, but he could've gotten it from my ex. Still nice to hear form him, even if it was only for sex.
So it was less of a "booty call" and more of a "provisional summons to fuck."
he was attempting to subpoenis her
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
People who don't have my new phone number, apparently.
Aren't you married?
Yes. I hadn't spoken to the person who emailed me for nearly three years, thus the description 'old friend'. I was surprised he even had my old email address, but he could've gotten it from my ex. Still nice to hear form him, even if it was only for sex.
So it was less of a "booty call" and more of a "provisional summons to fuck."
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
So it was less of a "booty call" and more of a "provisional summons to fuck."
Hah, yes. That's an excellent description for it. Understandable too, since the time I was with him I was also with another girl, so he may have thought I was still "poly-curious".
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
Twitter bootie calls are a great idea.
I mean, you put the word out, and then, if you're that kind of person, multiple people could interpret it as referring to them. Instant moresome, or, perhaps, bloodshed.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
a) you people need some wider screens
b) omgomgomgomgomg best day in my life ever!
c) bob leads the saddest life
I have followed that team for five years since the day it first existed. To see my local team make it to pretty much two games away from being the best team in Asia is fucking amazing. Fuck you.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
a) you people need some wider screens
b) omgomgomgomgomg best day in my life ever!
c) bob leads the saddest life
I have followed that team for five years since the day it first existed. To see my local team make it to pretty much two games away from being the best team in Asia is fucking amazing. Fuck you.
a) you people need some wider screens
b) omgomgomgomgomg best day in my life ever!
c) bob leads the saddest life
I have followed that team for five years since the day it first existed. To see my local team make it to pretty much two games away from being the best team in Asia is fucking amazing. Fuck you.
Tribalism. Boo.
Tribadism. Whoo!
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
a) you people need some wider screens
b) omgomgomgomgomg best day in my life ever!
c) bob leads the saddest life
I have followed that team for five years since the day it first existed. To see my local team make it to pretty much two games away from being the best team in Asia is fucking amazing. Fuck you.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
For what it's worth I haven't been paying attention to you since the H-scroll rape, so I have no particularly strong opinions one way or the other in regards to your apparently mock-worthy sports team worship. :P
a) you people need some wider screens
b) omgomgomgomgomg best day in my life ever!
c) bob leads the saddest life
I have followed that team for five years since the day it first existed. To see my local team make it to pretty much two games away from being the best team in Asia is fucking amazing. Fuck you.
a) you people need some wider screens
b) omgomgomgomgomg best day in my life ever!
c) bob leads the saddest life
I have followed that team for five years since the day it first existed. To see my local team make it to pretty much two games away from being the best team in Asia is fucking amazing. Fuck you.
Tribalism. Boo.
Tribadism. Whoo!
hm that's exactly what I was thinking.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Oh my dog it's nearly 6. I have to go get a package before the manager's office closes or my hubby'll go insane at work tomorrow and kill everyone. Back in a flash.
Man that realllllly sucks. My friend just came into a bunch of DVDs and he listed them off for me, and he goes 'Behind Enemy Lines', and I go "sweet, isn't that the movie with the Russian sniper versus Ed Harris? Gimme gimme gimme" and he let me borrow it.
Then I realized I was confusing Behind Enemy Lines (which is a far less enjoyable film, IMO) with Enemy at the Gates. Very frustrating, I was psyched up to watch this evening.
For what it's worth I haven't been paying attention to you since the H-scroll rape, so I have no particularly strong opinions one way or the other in regards to your apparently mock-worthy sports team worship. :P
I fixed the h-scroll rape as soon as I realised just how big that text was. And the win deserved h-scroll rape anyway. We just slaughtered a team that gets payed over 15 times what ours does. Greatest moment in Australian club football history.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Man that realllllly sucks. My friend just came into a bunch of DVDs and he listed them off for me, and he goes 'Behind Enemy Lines', and I go "sweet, isn't that the movie with the Russian sniper versus Ed Harris? Gimme gimme gimme" and he let me borrow it.
Then I realized I was confusing Behind Enemy Lines (which is a far less enjoyable film, IMO) with Enemy at the Gates. Very frustrating, I was psyched up to watch this evening.
Yeah behind enemy lines was that rawr rawr movie with Owen Wilson if I remember correctly. It has like 4 sequels now though.
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Yes. I hadn't spoken to the person who emailed me for nearly three years, thus the description 'old friend'. I was surprised he even had my old email address, but he could've gotten it from my ex. Still nice to hear form him, even if it was only for sex.
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So it was less of a "booty call" and more of a "provisional summons to fuck."
I believe that is the encyclopedic definition.
he was attempting to subpoenis her
Oh man I just took a massive twit.
BOO THE STAGE
GET OFF IT
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b) omgomgomgomgomg best day in my life ever!
c) bob leads the saddest life
I mean, you put the word out, and then, if you're that kind of person, multiple people could interpret it as referring to them. Instant moresome, or, perhaps, bloodshed.
Hey now, that was actually funny. Unlike the forced tapeworm pun from before. :P
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And this is coming from this guy
There you go again, flushing our relationship down the twitter.
No see I have a healthy relationship. I know thats abnormal for PA but they exist.
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Oh God. That's you.
I didn't know that was you.
Oh God.
I have followed that team for five years since the day it first existed. To see my local team make it to pretty much two games away from being the best team in Asia is fucking amazing. Fuck you.
Has my fame been spreading?
:winky:
I just... I've seen that before. I think I remember where but I'm afraid to look.
Wait, what? We had a relationship?
That explains who ate all the Nutella.
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Tribalism. Boo.
I'm glad at least you got that edward, so if you could run to class why were you waiting for a buss?
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Botulism. Eww...
For what it's worth I haven't been paying attention to you since the H-scroll rape, so I have no particularly strong opinions one way or the other in regards to your apparently mock-worthy sports team worship. :P
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Bocce Ball. Whoo!
Hey fuck your liver.
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hm that's exactly what I was thinking.
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Then I realized I was confusing Behind Enemy Lines (which is a far less enjoyable film, IMO) with Enemy at the Gates. Very frustrating, I was psyched up to watch this evening.
Yeah behind enemy lines was that rawr rawr movie with Owen Wilson if I remember correctly. It has like 4 sequels now though.
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