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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Look dude none of these resemble tribalism at all

    ...Communism!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    biosshmoobwst4.jpg

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Man that realllllly sucks. My friend just came into a bunch of DVDs and he listed them off for me, and he goes 'Behind Enemy Lines', and I go "sweet, isn't that the movie with the Russian sniper versus Ed Harris? Gimme gimme gimme" and he let me borrow it.

    Then I realized I was confusing Behind Enemy Lines (which is a far less enjoyable film, IMO) with Enemy at the Gates. Very frustrating, I was psyched up to watch this evening.

    Yeah behind enemy lines was that rawr rawr movie with Owen Wilson if I remember correctly. It has like 4 sequels now though.

    Yes and IIRC the tracker/sniper in Behind Enemy Lines was the model for the main char. from GTA4.

    Man now I want to see Enemy at the Gates. I'm about to do some calling around. :x

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It took me HOURS to clean my room

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    poo
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    so the economic downturn has killed Archway Cookies.

    Sigh

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Priapism... heh...
    I hate that I know what this means

    because I was once afraid that I had it

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Man that realllllly sucks. My friend just came into a bunch of DVDs and he listed them off for me, and he goes 'Behind Enemy Lines', and I go "sweet, isn't that the movie with the Russian sniper versus Ed Harris? Gimme gimme gimme" and he let me borrow it.

    Then I realized I was confusing Behind Enemy Lines (which is a far less enjoyable film, IMO) with Enemy at the Gates. Very frustrating, I was psyched up to watch this evening.

    I do that all the fucking time man.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ludious wrote: »
    so the economic downturn has killed Archway Cookies.

    Sigh

    WHAT?!

    NO!

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Cats are extremely intrigued by the new aquarium

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »

    Is not.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kitties!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Man that realllllly sucks. My friend just came into a bunch of DVDs and he listed them off for me, and he goes 'Behind Enemy Lines', and I go "sweet, isn't that the movie with the Russian sniper versus Ed Harris? Gimme gimme gimme" and he let me borrow it.

    Then I realized I was confusing Behind Enemy Lines (which is a far less enjoyable film, IMO) with Enemy at the Gates. Very frustrating, I was psyched up to watch this evening.

    I do that all the fucking time man.
    I skimmed the post, saw "Behind Enemy Lines" and was all isn't that the sniper movie

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So what is "Behind Enemy Lines?"

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    grrr

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    so the economic downturn has killed Archway Cookies.

    Sigh

    WHAT?!

    NO!

    yeah they're filing bankruptcy and halting U.S. operations.
    Mother's cookies too. But I don't know that brand.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »

    Yes it is. It's a penis with legs.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It took me HOURS to clean my room
    Man I should clean my room

    It's a mess

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »

    Yes it is. It's a penis with legs.

    Is not. You fail at shmoo.

    EDIT: Man now I want cookies.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It is absolutely a penis

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    so the economic downturn has killed Archway Cookies.

    Sigh

    WHAT?!

    NO!

    yeah they're filing bankruptcy and halting U.S. operations.
    Mother's cookies too. But I don't know that brand.

    God damnit. Why didn't Archway Cookies get bailed out?! Fuck AIG. I want Archway Cookies!
    Elendil wrote: »
    It is absolutely a penis

    See this guy backs me up. We have formed a coalition of opinion.

    Edit: I want cookies too...

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2008
    If it's not a penis I don't have a penis and I'm pretty sure I've seen mine so it's a penis.

    QED.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Maybe the Archway thing won't be permanent. I remember Hydrox were taken off the shelves a while back but I just saw them in the store a couple of weeks ago.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    It is absolutely a penis

    See this guy backs me up. We have formed a coalition of opinion.
    Lord knows I know my dongs

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    And now that we have a coalition we can ignore any official agencies that dispute our definition of the organ in question.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    And now that we have a coalition we can ignore any official agencies that dispute our definition of the organ in question.

    Stop it. You're hurting America.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    hold on, is this a coalition about the penis monster or about Archway's Cookies?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man if God sees everything he must watch prodigious amounts of child porn

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Man if God sees everything he must watch prodigious amounts of child porn

    God is a /b/-tard.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    hold on, is this a coalition about the penis monster or about Archway's Cookies?
    The cookies are also a penis

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    well I'm starting a coalition too

    it's called the Coalition For Taking 5

    where we all take five minutes off to enjoy a delicious Take 5 bar

    which I got four of for $1.50

    brb, taking 20

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wow. I walk out for literally 15 minutes and in that time the UPS guy attempts to deliver the package I was walking out for. I swear, the main goal of package delivery companies is to drive their customers insane.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Igh, I just ate too much chocolate.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Igh, I just ate too much chocolate.
    Took 500

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Igh, I just ate too much chocolate.
    Took 500

    two milky ways.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Google Unveils Mail Googles.

    To prevent you from sending that regrettable email.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    It is absolutely a penis

    See this guy backs me up. We have formed a coalition of opinion.
    Lord knows I know my dongs

    Ahahahahaha if your penis looks like a schmoo, Elendil, you have my sympathies. ;)

    And yeah, that's a schmoo. Funnily enough, the process of mating in yeast is named "schmoo-ing" after that, because two haploid yeast sort of mush together in a shape kinda like that. I don't really see the resemblance myself, but I guess wiser heads than mine can.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Igh, I just ate too much chocolate.
    Took 500

    two milky ways.
    lightweight

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    God you despicable drop-kicks, why didn't you tell me that theer was a new (non-Discworld) Pratchett out?

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    All my god damn crystals were beautifully purified dicyclohexylurea. God fucking damn it.

    Mmmmn, carbodiimide,

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