Hello fellow troubleshooters, after finishing my daily duties here in PLC I have read the information allowed on my clearance level about what has happened in the last few hours. I believe that mundanesoul should be put up for summary execution, for the good of Alpha Complex.
Citizen Blarney, like the rest of us, has been tasked with rooting out treasonous and subversive elements amongst our ranks. He is using the skills that Friend Computer has deigned to teach him towards that goal.
!Warban's attempt to stop him, and thus, thwart the will of Friend Computer, is treason. It was you who let those mutants out of their cages, wasn't it?! Bet you've made plenty of friends with the Commies as well, huh? Traitor.
The Computer is the only source of truth, As a Central Processing Unit it is certainly not in my clearance to preform such tasks myself. Citizen Blarney knows very well that Spreed sheeting is beyond our general maintenance tasks. Spreed sheeting is more Research & Design's clearance. Maybe if he was gifted so he should be transferred so?
As you yourself are troubleshooter of Housing Preservation and Development & Mind Control. Would not the maintenance and housing of Citizens and Mutants fall under your jurisdiction? Maybe you should be looking closer to home before you start accusing people cross facility.
Next we will here Mr Blarney shouting, "DOWN WITH THE COMPUTER!"
But Mundane comes up with such great sig material. !Mundane and instead vote Goose!
What is this "sig material?" And how does he come up with it, does he buy it illegally from the infrared market? Do you help him with these illegal purchases.
Oh Friend Computer, can we put up more than one person for summary execution per daycycle?
But Mundane comes up with such great sig material. !Mundane and instead vote Goose!
What is this "sig material?" And how does he come up with it, does he buy it illegally from the infrared market? Do you help him with these illegal purchases.
Oh Friend Computer, can we put up more than one person for summary execution per daycycle?
So many people are in this illegal supply procurement conspiracy that it boggles my mind, even in my medication-induced state of happiness.
Friend Computer, hand me a laser gun so that I might fell your foes.
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IanatorGaze upon my works, ye mightyand facepalm.Registered Userregular
edited November 2008
Good day, fellow citizens of Alpha Complex! In light of Friend Computer's kind words I shall now !retract Witch Doctor, DBM and reinforce my !vote Warban
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Fellow troubleshooter VThornheart, do you not remember that Friend Computer took away our laser guns for the safety of this mission. By asking for another gun are you implying that Friend Computer was wrong about how they would jeopardize the mission? That sounds like treason to me.
I am glad i have been cleared to sleep most of the day so that my services can be utilized late at night. Thank you friend computer. Much has gone on today while I rested. Warban has done an excellent job on misinformation and leading everyone around based on an illogical assumption and supposed illegal paper message that may or may not exist (I am not cleared to know that).
Also I can't believe I missed a star trek vs. star wars discussion. Star wars is very over-rated and I agree definitely Kirk was better. In fact Kirk was better than Picard too. Proof
I do not believe we are cleared for grudging so I will give this Mundane Soul a chance to prove that he did not steal the paper in question and instead go after the obvious CMT who has accused at least 3 people already in a frantic CMT way. He must be terminated.
Hmm, I wonder when Evil-B-DMN will return. It is getting rather rowdy in here and things are starting to get out of hand. I only have a short time to spend at this terminal, so I will simply leave my Spreadsheet and return later.
Fellow troubleshooter VThornheart, do you not remember that Friend Computer took away our laser guns for the safety of this mission. By asking for another gun are you implying that Friend Computer was wrong about how they would jeopardize the mission? That sounds like treason to me.
It was not my intent to be treasonous. I am sorry, Friend Computer.
(Snaps his own neck, and slumps to the ground. Several seconds later, one of his clones is escorted into the room.)
Sorry about that treasonous moment there. I assure you it will not happen again. I am so happy!
I am convinced that !kime is indeed happy as is required to be an effective troubleshooter, but I do not see !MundaneSoul sporting a smile that one would normally get from knowing that they are one of the luckiest people in Alpha Complex by being chosen by Friend Computer to embark on a wonderful problem solving adventure!
We were clearly told that the format was lime, but no mention of bold was given.
Those of you voting in bold are dangerously close to treason, as you have ignored valuable information from Friend Computer.
Friend Computer has deemed it best to remove our weapons, so I must assume Friend Computer does not want me to kill each of you. So instead, I implore you to pay closer attention to the directives we were given by the agent who gave us our instructions.
Hmm, I wonder when Evil-B-DMN will return. It is getting rather rowdy in here and things are starting to get out of hand. I only have a short time to spend at this terminal, so I will simply leave my Spreadsheet and return later.
I am always here, softly glowing your hearts, citizen.
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
I am glad i have been cleared to sleep most of the day so that my services can be utilized late at night. Thank you friend computer. Much has gone on today while I rested. Warban has done an excellent job on misinformation and leading everyone around based on an illogical assumption and supposed illegal paper message that may or may not exist (I am not cleared to know that).
I would like to remind you that the Purge message i got from MundaneSoul is very much a matter of fact. I don't know why he is sending it but i do know that at this point that defending someone who is calming to be a part of purge would be very treasonous indeed.
Purge are a terror cell and must be eliminated. Only fools would support such a cause in a place like this. Obstructing the love of friendly computer to those who wish to purge the system is treasonous indeed.
I am glad i have been cleared to sleep most of the day so that my services can be utilized late at night. Thank you friend computer. Much has gone on today while I rested. Warban has done an excellent job on misinformation and leading everyone around based on an illogical assumption and supposed illegal paper message that may or may not exist (I am not cleared to know that).
I would like to remind you that the Purge message i got from MundaneSoul is very much a matter of fact. I don't know why he is sending it but i do know that at this point that defending someone who is calming to be a part of purge would be very treasonous indeed.
Purge are a terror cell and must be eliminated. Only fools would support such a cause in a place like this. Obstructing the love of friendly computer to those who wish to purge the system is treasonous indeed.
If you truthfully received one, wouldn't it be likely that others would have received one? Otherwise, why only you?
Can anyone corroborate this story for us?
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I am glad i have been cleared to sleep most of the day so that my services can be utilized late at night. Thank you friend computer. Much has gone on today while I rested. Warban has done an excellent job on misinformation and leading everyone around based on an illogical assumption and supposed illegal paper message that may or may not exist (I am not cleared to know that).
I would like to remind you that the Purge message i got from MundaneSoul is very much a matter of fact. I don't know why he is sending it but i do know that at this point that defending someone who is calming to be a part of purge would be very treasonous indeed.
Purge are a terror cell and must be eliminated. Only fools would support such a cause in a place like this. Obstructing the love of friendly computer to those who wish to purge the system is treasonous indeed.
If you truthfully received one, wouldn't it be likely that others would have received one? Otherwise, why only you?
I cannot speak others but Its possible I set off a purge handshake pass phrase by accident in one of my earlier posts.
I received the message shortly after post 304.
I would like to remind you that the Purge message i got from MundaneSoul is very much a matter of fact. I don't know why he is sending it but i do know that at this point that defending someone who is calming to be a part of purge would be very treasonous indeed.
Purge are a terror cell and must be eliminated. Only fools would support such a cause in a place like this. Obstructing the love of friendly computer to those who wish to purge the system is treasonous indeed.
Again with the side stepping! I have not supported MundaneSoul in the slightest. I am just pointing out that he is being grudged and that your reasoning is shady. And for him being a "Purge"?, (and how are you cleared to know what Purge is? - I have never heard of it). You are trying so much harder to prove you are not a CMT, but without actually convincing anyone of anything other than that <insert sidestepping comment>.
I also think that MundaneSoul would make an excellent target tomorrow for CMT termination, but you are a much more suspicious CMT with all your protesting. If you really were not a CMT you would have nothing to fear from friend computer taking a closer look at you.
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
I would like to remind you that the Purge message i got from MundaneSoul is very much a matter of fact. I don't know why he is sending it but i do know that at this point that defending someone who is calming to be a part of purge would be very treasonous indeed.
Purge are a terror cell and must be eliminated. Only fools would support such a cause in a place like this. Obstructing the love of friendly computer to those who wish to purge the system is treasonous indeed.
Again with the side stepping! I have not supported MundaneSoul in the slightest. I am just pointing out that he is being grudged and that your reasoning is shady. And for him being a "Purge"?, (and how are you cleared to know what Purge is? - I have never heard of it). You are trying so much harder to prove you are not a CMT, but without actually convincing anyone of anything other than that <insert sidestepping comment>.
I also think that MundaneSoul would make an excellent target tomorrow for CMT termination, but you are a much more suspicious CMT with all your protesting. If you really were not a CMT you would have nothing to fear from friend computer taking a closer look at you.
((OOC: grudged? I have died day one the last 4 games, Don't start the grudging with me. Can't complain about dying day one because that's the way the game rolls but don't try and use grudging as a real defense to save him))
/whois PURGE
PURGE is an active terrorist organization seeking to violently overthrow The Computer. They have no real ideology about what comes after; they just want the Computer destroyed. PURGE is a terrorist organization, out to destroy the hated Computer no matter how many innocents are lost in the fight.
So you don't deny using CPU cycles to access Cam recordings for tasks outside of your job then?
Breaking protocol and using equipment from unauthorized areas which you seem to be admitting to have been doing is also a traitorous offense pushable by death, Something Commies are well known for trying to do, It is my duty to inform you that you run the risk of termination by your behavior.
Friendly computer sets up procedural boundary's to make our task cycles more efficient. First thing you should of been taught. Or did you just manage to forget this just now?
Let me refresh your memory as of why. Every time someone accessing Data-cam recordings of sectors, which i might add, are not withing their job classification, And do this instead of their job requirements they waste CPU cycles.
Wasted CPU cycles that are being used for incorrect tasks is also a traitorous offense punishable by death. Only a Commie like yourself would have such a high disregard for important each cycle is to the good works of friendly computer.
As a CPU troubleshooter it is not outside of my job requirement to warn you that this behavior is stepping the line. While you accuse me of things which are untrue you have also managed to admit to instead be wasting CPU cycles yourself.
Let this be a warning to you. For every time a Citizen of the incorrect section accesses something outside of their area they run a heavy risk of wasting CPU cycles that would be better spent being diverted towards correct friendly computer processing. Stick to the housing paper work citizen or what ever you do. It would make everyone job easier if you didn't waste the cycles. Including your job as well.
Please stop wasting CPU cycles !FreeAgent. I only wish to make our workplace a happy, healthly and joyious place in which all the children of the friendly computer can be safe.
Have a nice day.
So if you are to be believed there should be a clue in here somewhere. Any ideas what it could be?
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GumpyThere is alwaysa greater powerRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
!Warban
There are many things I dislike
none of them are really catching my attention at the moment
PURGE is an active terrorist organization seeking to violently overthrow The Computer. They have no real ideology about what comes after; they just want the Computer destroyed. PURGE is a terrorist organization, out to destroy the hated Computer no matter how many innocents are lost in the fight.
Sorry where is this from? Did I miss something in the OP?
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
So if you are to be believed there should be a clue in here somewhere. Any ideas what it could be?
Honestly i have no idea what set it off. I doubt that I spoke it correctly ether, its more likely the he skimmed any number of my posts and miss read something was close to being the catch phrase, screwing up.
I could not tell you what their call phase is.
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PURGE is an active terrorist organization seeking to violently overthrow The Computer. They have no real ideology about what comes after; they just want the Computer destroyed. PURGE is a terrorist organization, out to destroy the hated Computer no matter how many innocents are lost in the fight.
Sorry where is this from? Did I miss something in the OP?
The only thing here that is "miss-able" is that citizen Warban seems to be declaring that he has detailed information about an illegal organization... Which is treasonous in and of itself. I of course did not hear much of what he was saying because I stopped listening as soon as I realized he might be saying something I am not cleared and/or allowed to know.
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THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE IN THE P.H.A.L.L.A. PROJECT, CITIZENS! DO I NEED TO REEDUCATE YOU?
The Computer is the only source of truth!
Next we will here Mr Blarney shouting, "DOWN WITH THE COMPUTER!"
Or maybe not, Mundanesoul is likely a traitor.
What is this "sig material?" And how does he come up with it, does he buy it illegally from the infrared market? Do you help him with these illegal purchases.
Oh Friend Computer, can we put up more than one person for summary execution per daycycle?
Oh ho, I'm so witty.
So many people are in this illegal supply procurement conspiracy that it boggles my mind, even in my medication-induced state of happiness.
Friend Computer, hand me a laser gun so that I might fell your foes.
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Also I can't believe I missed a star trek vs. star wars discussion. Star wars is very over-rated and I agree definitely Kirk was better. In fact Kirk was better than Picard too. Proof
I do not believe we are cleared for grudging so I will give this Mundane Soul a chance to prove that he did not steal the paper in question and instead go after the obvious CMT who has accused at least 3 people already in a frantic CMT way. He must be terminated.
It was not my intent to be treasonous. I am sorry, Friend Computer.
(Snaps his own neck, and slumps to the ground. Several seconds later, one of his clones is escorted into the room.)
Sorry about that treasonous moment there. I assure you it will not happen again. I am so happy!
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We were clearly told that the format was lime, but no mention of bold was given.
Those of you voting in bold are dangerously close to treason, as you have ignored valuable information from Friend Computer.
Friend Computer has deemed it best to remove our weapons, so I must assume Friend Computer does not want me to kill each of you. So instead, I implore you to pay closer attention to the directives we were given by the agent who gave us our instructions.
I am always here, softly glowing your hearts, citizen.
I would like to remind you that the Purge message i got from MundaneSoul is very much a matter of fact. I don't know why he is sending it but i do know that at this point that defending someone who is calming to be a part of purge would be very treasonous indeed.
Purge are a terror cell and must be eliminated. Only fools would support such a cause in a place like this. Obstructing the love of friendly computer to those who wish to purge the system is treasonous indeed.
If you truthfully received one, wouldn't it be likely that others would have received one? Otherwise, why only you?
Can anyone corroborate this story for us?
I cannot speak others but Its possible I set off a purge handshake pass phrase by accident in one of my earlier posts.
I received the message shortly after post 304.
THIS ONE.
Again with the side stepping! I have not supported MundaneSoul in the slightest. I am just pointing out that he is being grudged and that your reasoning is shady. And for him being a "Purge"?, (and how are you cleared to know what Purge is? - I have never heard of it). You are trying so much harder to prove you are not a CMT, but without actually convincing anyone of anything other than that <insert sidestepping comment>.
I also think that MundaneSoul would make an excellent target tomorrow for CMT termination, but you are a much more suspicious CMT with all your protesting. If you really were not a CMT you would have nothing to fear from friend computer taking a closer look at you.
((OOC: grudged? I have died day one the last 4 games, Don't start the grudging with me. Can't complain about dying day one because that's the way the game rolls but don't try and use grudging as a real defense to save him))
/whois PURGE
PURGE is an active terrorist organization seeking to violently overthrow The Computer. They have no real ideology about what comes after; they just want the Computer destroyed. PURGE is a terrorist organization, out to destroy the hated Computer no matter how many innocents are lost in the fight.
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So if you are to be believed there should be a clue in here somewhere. Any ideas what it could be?
There are many things I dislike
none of them are really catching my attention at the moment
Sorry where is this from? Did I miss something in the OP?
Honestly i have no idea what set it off. I doubt that I spoke it correctly ether, its more likely the he skimmed any number of my posts and miss read something was close to being the catch phrase, screwing up.
I could not tell you what their call phase is.
The only thing here that is "miss-able" is that citizen Warban seems to be declaring that he has detailed information about an illegal organization... Which is treasonous in and of itself. I of course did not hear much of what he was saying because I stopped listening as soon as I realized he might be saying something I am not cleared and/or allowed to know.