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[Miniphalla] Ye Olde Fox & Phalla - RESULT - UNDERAGE VICTORY, FOX CLOSED FOREVER

MicroMicro Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Critical Failures
Ye Olde Fox & Phalla


Ah, England. Comfortable, green, luscious England.

The England of Shakespeare, of Churchill, of James Bond and Bridget Jones. And most of all, the England of the ‘Village Pub’.

Welcome to the Fox & Phalla, a warm cosy pub next to the cricket field in a lovely little stereotypical English village. Standing for generations, passed down from father to son, the Fox & Phalla has been the drinking establishment of choice for the local residents for centuries – but now a dark shadow has been cast over the pub.

The village is slowly turning into a commuter town – obnoxious city workers and their spoiled-brat children are moving into the village in their droves, changing the old ways. These city-types spend all week at work, neglecting their horrid little offspring – and so their horrid little offspring are invading the Fox & Phalla. Every night another underage drinker seems to be exposed – but there are more – lots more.

The owner, Scrumpy Jack and his chirpy wife Scrumpy Jill, are at the end of their tether – they’ve called in local policeman Davey McJim to find, and remove, the underage drinkers, by any means.

Also, taking matters into their own hands – every night the regular patrons of the Fox & Phalla have decided to vote for one of their number to be barred from the pub forever, to get rid of the scourge threatening their valuable drinking time and slow descent into depression.

Can the drunken, lonely fools of the Fox & Phalla defeat the wily, underage drinkers from the city?

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This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.

All of the standard rules apply. In particular, screen captures cannot be used to "prove" anything and if you're talking with someone and they don't know it's you (your PA name), that's anonymous contact and is against these rules. Dead players may talk amongst themselves if they wish but living players may not communicate with the dead.

Each night, all players will vote for the Regular who should be barred. Please make your votes in Bold Red. Retractions are mandatory and should be made in Bold Lime. If you have any questions, please PM Micro (me) or post for clarification in the thread in Bold Orange. Also, you cannot directly quote or forward any PM you receive from me during the game (unless I give you permission) but you can do whatever you want with any PM you receive from another player.

Please remember to forward the location of any ProBoards (or similar tools) to me. Thank you.

I'm an idiot and live in the UK - so days will begin and end slightly earlier than you lot are perhaps used to.

This game will start on Tuesday, November 11th, meaning Day 1 will end on Wednesday. Voting will close daily at Midnight, GMT (which I believe is EST +5).

Interested players should !SIGN UP. Roles will be randomly assigned.

1. Orange Soda - villager, voted off
2. Doxa - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
3. Arasaki
4. The Dagon - a villager - framed by an underage drinker
5. VThornheart - Bob, the Fake ID guy, an underage drinker, voted out thanks to Scrumpy Jack overturning the vote
6. Mr Defecation
7. Monkeyfeet
8. Jester 313 - villager, voted off
9. El Skid - an underage drinker, framed by an underage drinker
10. BobCesca - Scrumpy Jill, framed by an underage drinker
11. bwanie
12. weatheredclown - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
13. Wildcat - villager, framed by an underage drinker
14. Gumpy - a sports fan, framed by an underage drinker
15. Ryadic - a villager, framed by an underage drinker
16. MundaneSoul - a villager - killed in a fit of rage and despondency
17. The_Reflection - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
18. abotkin
19. minigunwielder
20. warban - a sports fan, framed by an underage drinker
21. sportzboytjw - villager, voted off
22. Maximus - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
23. Mad Jazz - a villager - framed by an underage drinker
24. Rend
25. Kime
26. Thetheroo - villager, voted off

Reserves

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EVERYONE will get the villager pm, along with (if appropriate) a role pm.

    The villager win condition is to get rid of all the underage drinkers in the Fox & Phalla.

    Any win conditions in a role pm supercede the villager win condition.


    Day 1 Narration
    Day 1 Results
    Day 2 Narration
    Doggy Choices
    Day 2 Results
    Day 3 Narration

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up

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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited November 2008
    !signup

    you did it wrong OS

    Doxa on
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    God, another one.

    !sign up

    Arasaki on
  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up then.

    Time to butcher another stereotype, isn't it?

    What's all this then?

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    PSN : TheDagon
    Pretty much every game ever : TheDagon
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This sounds like it could be a lot of fun!

    !Sign Up!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ohhhh !sign up

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm going to stick to my word and take a phalla break. But this is a novel idea Micro

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Come on in, you saucy blokes! Sit at the bar and get hammered with me! =)

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was going to take a break too, but my death in Phallanoia made me available once more. =)

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Come on Monkey - one last game, you can do it!

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I didn't know how easy it was for my will to be broken when being coerced by an Englishmen.

    !sign up

    If I fail all my classes I blame you

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ack, don't fail your classes.

    Maybe we can just take this one nice and casual. =)

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    An important question - is the pub brewery owned?

    Arasaki on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NEVER!!!!

    It does, however, have a fine range of home-brewed ales, fermented slowly in Scrumpy Jack's tin bath in his outhouse.

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Do we have personal tankards?

    Do they do lock-ins

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yes, made from pewter.

    The pub stays open until Scrumpy Jack himself passes out.

    The problem is, though, that the police are starting to pay more attention now, because of all the underage drinking. If you want to preserve this way of life, sign up, and rid us of all the kids.

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have signed up! I just wanted to clarify how village pub like it really is as I live in a small village with a pub 5 minutes away :P

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No worries, I believe that Micro will do his best to make it a genuine pub experience. =) =)

    Our roleplaying, however, will no doubt be stereotypical and hilarious. But that's the way it ought to be. =) lol

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    !I'd like another pint of gi-*thump*

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    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, I really want to play in this game but I don't know if I can do 3 games at once.

    Granted, I once was in three games while running one, but I don't really want to repeat the experience.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    As long as we stay fairly close to Coronation Street atmosphere, I should be okay for this mini. Otherwise, this could get messy for me.

    Man, I have no idea why my wife watches that stuff :(

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Coronation Street?

    ...

    Have you ever been to a real village pub, El Skid?

    Arasaki on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll reserve up for this; too many games at once isn't easy

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Arasaki wrote: »
    Coronation Street?

    ...

    Have you ever been to a real village pub, El Skid?

    *Googles*

    That is a third vision of hell.

    El Skid, you are not welcome here, you may get your homosexual cooties on our glsasaes

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arasaki wrote: »
    Coronation Street?

    ...

    Have you ever been to a real village pub, El Skid?

    I live in Canada, in a big city, and I don't drink.

    So...no. :P

    Edit: I'm in trouble, aren't I?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That's okay El Skid, I never have either. I've heard of them in stories, but that's about it.

    One story, actually.

    The very start of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    So, based on that, I'm ready to go! =)

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It'd be fun to roleplay that, actually.

    I call Ford Prefect!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up

    Yeah!

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    As I said before, !El Skid so he does not get his homo-cooties on our glasses.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign-up!

    you saw nothing!

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    As I said before, !El Skid so he does not get his homo-cooties on our glasses.

    First, we haven't started yet.

    Second, this is Britain we're talking about. You've had your share of fops and dandies through the centuries, if you catch my drift. :winky:

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    aye, i think our predisposition to rampant buggery is one of our more famous traits whot?

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  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm...
    this may be too many phallas to do at once..
    but..
    !sign up

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Argh, !Sign up if there's room, what what?

    Wildcat on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up

    Man sure feels British around here

    Gumpy on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Serious question.

    Micro can you turn this into a drinking game?

    Like every time VT uses a smiley face we take a shot

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm looking forward to this...GMT time zone, set in a proper pub with proper beer (can we pretend it's before the smoking ban?)...

    I bet there's even the obligatory old guy and his dog.

    Bliss!

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