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DAMN YOU, BRITAIN!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    britain's number one export is KATE BECKINSALE

    Sorry, that had to be altered on account of wicked hotness.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    we have Niagara falls

    well, half of them

    those are pretty cooler than some lame cliffs

    also yosemite!

    the canadian half of the falls is so much better than the american half
    i've only been on the canadian side

    i got so wet

    man me too and I wasn't even on the boat
    :winky:

    (I was really, cool it guys)

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    PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Saph wrote: »
    The situation in Northern Island is basically the equivalent of two children fighting for the top bunk. It should be treated with the same amount of respect, and that is none.

    The Protestants are the least excusable, because they are killing people in the name of a religion that was founded because a king wanted to get divorced.
    Er, no.

    Look up Martin Luther.

    Also, contrary to popular belief, Henry VIII did not set up a Protestant church in England. The doctrine of the Church of England in his time was still very much Catholic, it just wasn't Roman Catholic. The Church of England didn't become Protestant until his son Edward came to power.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    desmond from lost is british

    I'd let him make me his "brother" any day
    both the character and the actor are scottish

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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    desmond from lost is british

    I'd let him make me his "brother" any day
    both the character and the actor are scottish
    So they are british.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i wasn't on the boat, i came around the corner where you have a clear view of the falls and FFFFFFFFFFFF SPRAY ALL OVER

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I went in a helicopter too 8-)

    (No idea why I agreed to that, fuck)

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The leader of the Church of England looks like an owl impersonating a human.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    britain's number one export is KATE BECKINSALE

    Sorry, that had to be altered on account of wicked hotness.
    Interview with Allure magazine:
    “I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”
    Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”
    After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    England is boring

    8-)

    That's because you don't have any venomous snakes to contend with other than Vipera Berus. The southwestern US is like Australia Light: black widow, brown recluse, scorpion, rattlesnake, copperhead, cootonmouth, gila monster and deadly Lyme disease carrying ticks just ot name a few.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Britain probably seems worse to me because I have lived here for years and I'm bored of it. I want to get away and move somewhere hot and far away from British culture like Spain!

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    desmond from lost is british

    I'd let him make me his "brother" any day

    In other words you would offer him your sister.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    britain's number one export is KATE BECKINSALE

    Sorry, that had to be altered on account of wicked hotness.
    Interview with Allure magazine:
    “I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”
    Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”
    After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

    haha... twat

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    britain's number one export is KATE BECKINSALE

    Sorry, that had to be altered on account of wicked hotness.
    Interview with Allure magazine:
    “I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”
    Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”
    After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

    Suddenly more attractive because of the classy/slutty factor.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Britain probably seems worse to me because I have lived here for years and I'm bored of it. I want to get away and move somewhere hot and far away from British culture like Spain!

    what's so cool about spain

    i don't get it

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Saph wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    desmond from lost is british

    I'd let him make me his "brother" any day
    both the character and the actor are scottish
    So they are british.

    Did you just fucking say what I think you said?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Its like England only warmer

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Britain probably seems worse to me because I have lived here for years and I'm bored of it. I want to get away and move somewhere hot and far away from British culture like Spain!

    what's so cool about spain

    i don't get it

    It's far away from British culture...aye?... *wink wink*

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Saph wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    desmond from lost is british

    I'd let him make me his "brother" any day
    both the character and the actor are scottish
    So they are british.

    Did you just fucking say what I think you said?

    Get a rope.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Saph wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    desmond from lost is british

    I'd let him make me his "brother" any day
    both the character and the actor are scottish
    So they are british.

    Did you just fucking say what I think you said?

    what

    he's not wrong

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Britain probably seems worse to me because I have lived here for years and I'm bored of it. I want to get away and move somewhere hot and far away from British culture like Spain!

    what's so cool about spain

    i don't get it
    other than the scenery, the food, the women, the music, the architecture, and the art?

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    PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Britain probably seems worse to me because I have lived here for years and I'm bored of it. I want to get away and move somewhere hot and far away from British culture like Spain!

    what's so cool about spain

    i don't get it
    moving to spain would not be getting away from british culture

    it would be immersing yourself in the fat, smelly, half-naked, middle-aged portion of it

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Scottish Seperatists all up ins

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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Saph wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    desmond from lost is british

    I'd let him make me his "brother" any day
    both the character and the actor are scottish
    So they are british.

    Did you just fucking say what I think you said?
    Um, I think so?

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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What, you think Scotland is not in Britain?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    also spain has siestas

    which is just a fantastic idea

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ahahah the scottish

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    right lets just get this out of the way now.

    BRITAIN = ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND

    UNITED KINGDOM = ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND, N. IRELAND

    THE ALPHA QUADRANT = EARTH, VULCAN, QUONOS, FERENGINAR, ROMU...

    Edit: sorry got carried away

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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm half scottish :(

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    remember that one time a bunch of sheep fuckers kicked the brits ass?


    good times

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ahahah the scottish

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Spain is still a kingdom.

    British people need a good king to function.

    Also they have all those dark-eyed dark haired beauties.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Saph wrote: »
    I'm half scottish :(

    that is the correct smillie to accompany that statement

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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    remember that one time a bunch of sheep fuckers kicked the brits ass?


    good times
    The Welsh?

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    it's all the same dreary island

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Saph wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    remember that one time a bunch of sheep fuckers kicked the brits ass?


    good times
    The Welsh?

    the welsh have done nothing memorable at all except for generate sean conery

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    remember that one time a bunch of sheep fuckers kicked the brits ass?


    good times

    The great New Zealand uprising.

    You know they don't even teach it in schools over here anymore. How sensitive and insecure we've become.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    remember that one time a bunch of sheep fuckers kicked the brits ass?


    good times

    The great New Zealand uprising.

    You know they don't even teach it in schools over here anymore. How sensitive and insecure we've become.

    the ones that wears skirts

    not the convict's retarded half-brothers

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