I like having these UK threads. It gives us a chance to have a good moan without any of them Americans hanging about like they do. Bloody Yanks, and the Canadians aren't much better!
So what am I then?
Oh hello didn't see you there! Are you comfortable?! Jolly good! Excellent, well I wont keep you hanging around you know the way I'm sure. There you are. Okay have a good trip. Bye bye! Toodles! Take care!
I like having these UK threads. It gives us a chance to have a good moan without any of them Americans hanging about like they do. Bloody Yanks, and the Canadians aren't much better!
So what am I then?
Oh hello didn't see you there! Are you comfortable?! Jolly good! Excellent, well I wont keep you hanging around you know the way I'm sure. There you are. Okay have a good trip. Bye bye! Toodles! Take care!
I like having these UK threads. It gives us a chance to have a good moan without any of them Americans hanging about like they do. Bloody Yanks, and the Canadians aren't much better!
to illustrate how bad a way england is in right now, the above bolded phrase holds no sexual meaning in the current context
Let me tell you that was the last thing on my mind. It's been a long time since I had a good moan I kid you not.
I think the one conception of the UK that really bugs me is that it's some kind of horrendous police state with a parliament in constant need of dissolution
To obtain a non-immigrant (with immigrant intentions, granted) visa to the US I've had to give all ten fingerprints, just about every most private detail imaginable, two blood tests and an x-ray, and apparently businesses are in the habit of giving new laptops to staff conferencing in the US after the border guards have the right to demand passwords to examine all content and e-mails
Also, I don't really like Labour and the government does appear to be namby-pamby and ineffectual at times, but we still have a much better system than most
I'm kind of 50/50 on Labour right now
I am really not looking forward to the Conservatives taking power again though
I like having these UK threads. It gives us a chance to have a good moan without any of them Americans hanging about like they do. Bloody Yanks, and the Canadians aren't much better!
So what am I then?
Oh hello didn't see you there! Are you comfortable?! Jolly good! Excellent, well I wont keep you hanging around you know the way I'm sure. There you are. Okay have a good trip. Bye bye! Toodles! Take care!
I think the one conception of the UK that really bugs me is that it's some kind of horrendous police state with a parliament in constant need of dissolution
To obtain a non-immigrant (with immigrant intentions, granted) visa to the US I've had to give all ten fingerprints, just about every most private detail imaginable, two blood tests and an x-ray, and apparently businesses are in the habit of giving new laptops to staff conferencing in the US after the border guards have the right to demand passwords to examine all content and e-mails
Also, I don't really like Labour and the government does appear to be namby-pamby and ineffectual at times, but we still have a much better system than most
it took my friends husband 20 minutes to obtain an Irish visa
I think the one conception of the UK that really bugs me is that it's some kind of horrendous police state with a parliament in constant need of dissolution
To obtain a non-immigrant (with immigrant intentions, granted) visa to the US I've had to give all ten fingerprints, just about every most private detail imaginable, two blood tests and an x-ray, and apparently businesses are in the habit of giving new laptops to staff conferencing in the US after the border guards have the right to demand passwords to examine all content and e-mails
Also, I don't really like Labour and the government does appear to be namby-pamby and ineffectual at times, but we still have a much better system than most
it took my friends husband 20 minutes to obtain an Irish visa
I was reading an article in British GQ last night and they said that Daniel Craig was a "chavvish" Bond and how this shift in tone was representative of how far Britain had changed since Fleming wrote Casino Royale.
I think the one conception of the UK that really bugs me is that it's some kind of horrendous police state with a parliament in constant need of dissolution
To obtain a non-immigrant (with immigrant intentions, granted) visa to the US I've had to give all ten fingerprints, just about every most private detail imaginable, two blood tests and an x-ray, and apparently businesses are in the habit of giving new laptops to staff conferencing in the US after the border guards have the right to demand passwords to examine all content and e-mails
Also, I don't really like Labour and the government does appear to be namby-pamby and ineffectual at times, but we still have a much better system than most
it took my friends husband 20 minutes to obtain an Irish visa
apparently
Getting Mori over here would've taken 3-4 weeks
They just run all the background checks and blood tests to make sure that your body can cope with the highly-increased levels of background Freedom you'll experience in the US of A
I was reading an article in British GQ last night and they said that Daniel Craig was a "chavvish" Bond and how this shift in tone was representative of how far Britain had changed since Fleming wrote Casino Royale.
I was reading an article in British GQ last night and they said that Daniel Craig was a "chavvish" Bond and how this shift in tone was representative of how far Britain had changed since Fleming wrote Casino Royale.
I took issue with this.
Ugh.
My thoughts exactly. From what I've been able to discern about chavs, they wouldn't know what a bottle of Bolinger Grand Anee' was.
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Oh hello didn't see you there! Are you comfortable?! Jolly good! Excellent, well I wont keep you hanging around you know the way I'm sure. There you are. Okay have a good trip. Bye bye! Toodles! Take care!
Fucktown, England
Also Cockfosters on the Piccadilly line makes me giggle
Although nowadays we usually skip the first step
Let me tell you that was the last thing on my mind. It's been a long time since I had a good moan I kid you not.
I am really not looking forward to the Conservatives taking power again though
My dad knew someone called Andy Bandy, who married a girl named Mandy
Andy Bandy and Mandy Bandy
We used to have standards. We used to pretend.
Its in Devon.
"Where's that?"
"Underagesex, between Sussex and Essex."
it took my friends husband 20 minutes to obtain an Irish visa
apparently
Matt would eat all my fucking pills.
We're still in denial. Clutching a bottle of Scotch in a darkened room alone.
"They'll come back."
I dunno, it might.
If you're good.
"If you go topless at work and so does you your husband, you might be a chav."
I love Devon! This just makes it better.
I wonder if they are stupid enough to think "Hey they speak English like us. I wonder if we used to be part of America."
The idea that his wife has any externally-accessible body part that resembles curry is horrifying.
I took issue with this.
Also Muse is the bestest
And pfft, however did such a paltry island gain any influence anyway
Ugh.
chads.
Why does Sam Reilly mock me so?
My thoughts exactly. From what I've been able to discern about chavs, they wouldn't know what a bottle of Bolinger Grand Anee' was.
Oh I thought it was some kinda British conspiracy to fuck up our government.