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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Happy Evacuation Day, NYC!

    What?

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    TrowizillaTrowizilla Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    It's actually sunny and I want to do something interesting or exciting today, but I'm broke. Any ideas?

    rob a bank

    And ruin my only pair of pantyhose by putting it over my head? No thank you.

    If you get away and don't get caught, you can buy more pairs.

    But what if I do get caught? I won't have any hose to wear at my trial and will look like a barelegged hussy! Oh, the shame.

    your lawyer will buy you a pair.

    Lawyer? See: broke. I'm pretty sure public defenders don't buy pantyhose.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    And ruin my only pair of pantyhose by putting it over my head? No thank you.

    If you get away and don't get caught, you can buy more pairs.

    But what if I do get caught? I won't have any hose to wear at my trial and will look like a barelegged hussy! Oh, the shame.

    your lawyer will buy you a pair.

    Lawyer? See: broke. I'm pretty sure public defenders don't buy pantyhose.

    You could just use a paper bag with holes cut into it during your robbery. No reason to use the traditional pantyhose.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    It's actually sunny and I want to do something interesting or exciting today, but I'm broke. Any ideas?

    rob a bank

    And ruin my only pair of pantyhose by putting it over my head? No thank you.

    If you get away and don't get caught, you can buy more pairs.

    But what if I do get caught? I won't have any hose to wear at my trial and will look like a barelegged hussy! Oh, the shame.
    All the better to win over the jury.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wish I had someone to sleep with right now :(
    You do have a kitty
    The kitty normally lives with my ex-. And can't make make up his mind when he's over about whether he's down with people's beds as sleeping spots or not.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    pornographic position + no hose?

    NOT GUILTY!

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I want to sleep.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wish I had someone to sleep with right now :(
    You do have a kitty
    The kitty normally lives with my ex-. And can't make make up his mind when he's over about whether he's down with people's beds as sleeping spots or not.
    Oh

    Well I have two kitties

    You cannot borrow one

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If I were to acquire a new kitty I'd probably get a pair of kitties since then they can play with each other.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm surprised how much I've heard about Left For Dead. It didn't look too impressive. I may have to look into it.

    Singleplayer on the easier skill levels it's nothing special.

    It really shines when you're playing with some buddies on the hardest skill level.

    Stupid tanks

    we really need to learn to not help the tank out by shooting each other in a panic

    I've gotten way better about friendly fire.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    2kittens would be heaven right about now

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    TrowizillaTrowizilla Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cinders wrote: »
    You could just use a paper bag with holes cut into it during your robbery. No reason to use the traditional pantyhose.

    I could also get a burlap bag, develop fear toxin, and devise an unnecessarily convoluted plot to get it into the air, but that seems more like a rainy-day undertaking.
    Elendil wrote: »
    All the better to win over the jury.

    Not with my corpse-pale legs. They'd be blinded for life.

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    Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Georgia the state now officially a worse place to live than Georgia the country (Russian bombs and all):

    Woman may lose house for sex while she was a high school student 12 years ago
    Twelve years ago, when Wendy Whitaker was barely 17, she performed oral sex on a high school classmate who was about to turn 16. The state of Georgia convicted her of a sex crime and she was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

    As a registered sex offender, Whitaker's freedom is severely restricted. She and her husband bought a house within 1000 feet of an unadvertised church daycare service, and a judge has decreed that she has to vacate by Thanksgiving.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ah American sex crime laws - failing to protect the vulnerable and destroying the lives of the innocent since god only knows when but it's probably longer then you think. Also imprisoning victims of abuse who's cries for help were ignored repeatedly until they broke free of it by murdering the offending parent.

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    TrowizillaTrowizilla Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Andrew_Jay wrote: »
    Georgia the state now officially a worse place to live than Georgia the country (Russian bombs and all):

    Woman may lose house for sex while she was a high school student 12 years ago
    Twelve years ago, when Wendy Whitaker was barely 17, she performed oral sex on a high school classmate who was about to turn 16. The state of Georgia convicted her of a sex crime and she was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

    As a registered sex offender, Whitaker's freedom is severely restricted. She and her husband bought a house within 1000 feet of an unadvertised church daycare service, and a judge has decreed that she has to vacate by Thanksgiving.

    Creative Loafing did an article about her a little while back. That law was recently changed, but they still haven't caught up with stopping screwing over everyone convicted under it.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Just finished the Tuesday NYTimes puzzle. Took me about 25 minutes.

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    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate people

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OLOL fundies?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OLOL fundies?

    Where?

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You who I hate? Some women 60 minutes found who said that Australian internet filtering was a good idea because even if it didn't filter all the child pornography clearly filtering some was better then none.

    See if you can spot the problem here!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey pooples

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OLOL fundies?
    Eh

    I'd say more of the reactionary "won't somebody please think of the children/GET TOUGH ON CRIME" crowd

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    TrowizillaTrowizilla Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    OLOL fundies?
    Eh

    I'd say more of the reactionary "won't somebody please think of the children/GET TOUGH ON CRIME" crowd

    With a side dish of racism, since Georgia sex crimes laws have been historically used to screw over black teenagers uppity enough to date white girls.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I bet courthouses are a place I probably should stay away from. I mean there's just too great a risk that I'd be struck by a flash of blinding rage and assault someone around them.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Night of the Groping Dead...

    I think I've reached my limit of zombie fanboyism.

    It's all downhill from here...

    Wait, what? Gangs of the Dead?

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm glad schrodinger has started spoilering his posts in the heroes thread

    it makes them easier to overlook

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Night of the Groping Dead...

    I think I've reached my limit of zombie fanboyism.

    It's all downhill from here...

    Wait, what? Gangs of the Dead?
    Gang of Dead Daggers

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm glad schrodinger has started spoilering his posts in the heroes thread

    it makes them easier to overlook
    Schrodinger is the best thing to happen to that thread and that show.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I SAID HEY POOPLES

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also should I buy On the Rain Slick Precipice Part 2? Is it good?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Night of the Groping Dead...

    I think I've reached my limit of zombie fanboyism.

    It's all downhill from here...

    Wait, what? Gangs of the Dead?
    Gang of Dead Daggers

    Dear God help me.

    I'm on the verge of adding every shitballs second-rate zombie flick to my Netflix 360 instant queue.

    American Zombie? Oh dear.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I SAID HEY POOPLES
    Take a walk on the wild side

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so i'm taking full advantage of netflix's xbox thingy and catching up on the american office

    what a great show

    pam and jim!

    i'm only on season 2

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kagera, the funny thing is the zombies will eat you in your sleep whereas only a band of unprepared cityfolk who have never seen a zombie movie in their lives will survive to try surviving.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Trowizilla wrote: »
    Andrew_Jay wrote: »
    Georgia the state now officially a worse place to live than Georgia the country (Russian bombs and all):

    Woman may lose house for sex while she was a high school student 12 years ago
    Twelve years ago, when Wendy Whitaker was barely 17, she performed oral sex on a high school classmate who was about to turn 16. The state of Georgia convicted her of a sex crime and she was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

    As a registered sex offender, Whitaker's freedom is severely restricted. She and her husband bought a house within 1000 feet of an unadvertised church daycare service, and a judge has decreed that she has to vacate by Thanksgiving.

    Creative Loafing did an article about her a little while back. That law was recently changed, but they still haven't caught up with stopping screwing over everyone convicted under it.

    I wanna add to this.

    The reason the law was changed was because of a 17 year old high school football player. Him and his friends were charged with Rape and the Oral Sex on a Minor thing after a party. I believe his friends all pled guilty to lesser charges or something, but this kid decided to fight it. He was found Not Guilty of Rape, but the oral sex thing he was found guilty of. That carried a minimum sentence of 10 years and registration as a sex offender.

    Now aside from the absurdity of the law, it was what the prosecutor had to say about the case when he talked to Sportscenter that was the real bullshit. He basically stated that he knew he was gonna lose the rape charge, but went after the other one because he felt the kid was guilty of the rape. He had the kid prosectued for a crime he didn't commit. Forget Mike Nifong (sp?) and the Duke kids, this guy should have been disbarred for that.

    So the kid goes to jail, he fights the law while in jail, his family fights the law, the story goes on Sportscenter, and the law is amended to add something like "If they're both minors within 2 years of age it's a-okay." The kid is grandfathered in and let out of jail but I believe he's still a registered sex offender though and is currently fighting that. I also think he's trying hard to get back into college football, as he was a tremendous high school player.

    I really wish I could remember his name right now.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm glad schrodinger has started spoilering his posts in the heroes thread

    it makes them easier to overlook
    Schrodinger is the best thing to happen to that thread and that show.

    every valid point the guy makes and every legitimate criticism he levels at the show is drowned in nonsense

    i can't take him or any of his posts seriously

    i've never seen him post outside the heroes thread so i don't know if that's his usual style or what

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also should I buy On the Rain Slick Precipice Part 2? Is it good?
    It's out? Hmmm. The first one was distinctly "meh", so it might be worth holding off to make sure that they actually manage to finish the series and they don't bail out just when you've got invested.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    so i'm taking full advantage of netflix's xbox thingy and catching up on the american office

    what a great show

    pam and jim!

    i'm only on season 2

    Seaons 2 + 3 are where the show was good

    it kinda dies after that

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Also should I buy On the Rain Slick Precipice Part 2? Is it good?
    It's out? Hmmm. The first one was distinctly "meh", so it might be worth holding off to make sure that they actually manage to finish the series and they don't bail out just when you've got invested.

    Second is definitely better than the first. I enjoyed it. Playing through it in insane mode right now.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I found the kid's name.

    Marcus Dwayne Dixon.

    His wikipedia page is pretty short and useless, so just look for more information using t3h Googles.

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