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Things that irradiate you more than they should
BoredGamer
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#1
When you're making a detour round the back of a car that's waiting to pull out of a sidestreet, only for it to drive off while you're half-way round, leaving you to walk the other half of a now unnecessary semicircle looking like someone who just can't walk straight.
I don't know why, but it bugs the shit out of me. And if, as today, the car has a 'Thank God for Jesus' sticker in the back window, well, that's just adding insult to injury.
#2
You're stuck in the fourth place of a seemingly interminable check-out queue at the supermarket, while the woman at the front takes ages getting out her purse to pay. She hasn't packed half her stuff in to bags yet, which means more delays, and then she decides that she does have the cash with her and doesn't want to pay by card any more.
As you stand there tutting, hope arrives! A girl is taking a seat at the checkout to your left and opening the till. "Do you want to come over?" she says vaguely to the assembled queue. This is when the cunt at the back of the queue legs it across and gets served immediately while you wait a further 10 minutes, just for being fucking polite and not barging across to your left immediately the new till opens.
This really annoys me. And it always happens. Every time.
#3
This one's old cat, but it doesn't get any less annoying. Ansd it's always ladies that do it.
1.Lady at cashpoint machine in front of you.
2.Lady spends 4 minutes searching for her card in her purse whilst hogging the cashpoint instead of stepping aside and letting you use it whilst she rifles through her Dorothy Perkins/Aldi cards.
3.Lady finds card.
4.Lady tries 40 different combination of PIN numbers before getting to teh correct one.
5.Lady gets to main menu and decided she would like to check her balance. Lady checks balance.
6.Lady decides that balance on screen alone isn't good enough and requires a blanace on slip. Lady has to remove card and repeat stage 4.
7. Lady decides that maybe a mini statement would be nice. Removes card. Repeats stage 4.
8. Lady decides that she would like some money out of the magic money machine. Lady spends a good 3 minutes deciding on how much she needs to spend on cleaning products and tampons that day.
9. Lady decides on how much money she would like and presses button. The magic machine asks "would you like a receipt?" This throws lady into panic. She presses every button on the keypad. This causes a delay in her cash being dispensed.
10. Lady walks away from machine huffing as though machine is some kind of fool, blissfully oblivious to the fact that she has made 5 other people very late for work/miss half of their lunch break.
Fucking slag.
#4
Sitting in a quiet pub enjoying a chat with some friends. A couple of drinks have loosened up the tongues and everyones having a good time. And then without any sudden rise in the population of the pub, a member of staff decides the best way to impress the existing customers is to play 50 Cent or some other illiterate thug at 2000 decibels forcing everyone to go somewhere else instead.
When you're making a detour round the back of a car that's waiting to pull out of a sidestreet, only for it to drive off while you're half-way round, leaving you to walk the other half of a now unnecessary semicircle looking like someone who just can't walk straight.
I don't know why, but it bugs the shit out of me. And if, as today, the car has a 'Thank God for Jesus' sticker in the back window, well, that's just adding insult to injury.
#2
You're stuck in the fourth place of a seemingly interminable check-out queue at the supermarket, while the woman at the front takes ages getting out her purse to pay. She hasn't packed half her stuff in to bags yet, which means more delays, and then she decides that she does have the cash with her and doesn't want to pay by card any more.
As you stand there tutting, hope arrives! A girl is taking a seat at the checkout to your left and opening the till. "Do you want to come over?" she says vaguely to the assembled queue. This is when the cunt at the back of the queue legs it across and gets served immediately while you wait a further 10 minutes, just for being fucking polite and not barging across to your left immediately the new till opens.
This really annoys me. And it always happens. Every time.
#3
This one's old cat, but it doesn't get any less annoying. Ansd it's always ladies that do it.
1.Lady at cashpoint machine in front of you.
2.Lady spends 4 minutes searching for her card in her purse whilst hogging the cashpoint instead of stepping aside and letting you use it whilst she rifles through her Dorothy Perkins/Aldi cards.
3.Lady finds card.
4.Lady tries 40 different combination of PIN numbers before getting to teh correct one.
5.Lady gets to main menu and decided she would like to check her balance. Lady checks balance.
6.Lady decides that balance on screen alone isn't good enough and requires a blanace on slip. Lady has to remove card and repeat stage 4.
7. Lady decides that maybe a mini statement would be nice. Removes card. Repeats stage 4.
8. Lady decides that she would like some money out of the magic money machine. Lady spends a good 3 minutes deciding on how much she needs to spend on cleaning products and tampons that day.
9. Lady decides on how much money she would like and presses button. The magic machine asks "would you like a receipt?" This throws lady into panic. She presses every button on the keypad. This causes a delay in her cash being dispensed.
10. Lady walks away from machine huffing as though machine is some kind of fool, blissfully oblivious to the fact that she has made 5 other people very late for work/miss half of their lunch break.
Fucking slag.
#4
Sitting in a quiet pub enjoying a chat with some friends. A couple of drinks have loosened up the tongues and everyones having a good time. And then without any sudden rise in the population of the pub, a member of staff decides the best way to impress the existing customers is to play 50 Cent or some other illiterate thug at 2000 decibels forcing everyone to go somewhere else instead.
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I think you mean old hat
When you start running across a big road cos there's traffic coming and you're in a hurry, only to have the lights go red and all the cars stop when you're halfway across, leaving you looking like some numpty who runs across pedestrian crossings all the time just for the fun of it.
And when people discover a big word and apply it in every sentence they say or type.
Fuck... I hate people who can't understand time.
late people well deserve the intense hatred
Of course it's my opinion, it just came out of my mouth! What's your point, bitch?
"NUMBAH SEVEN, RED, KING SIZE, 20 PACK, PLEASE."
"We're don't sell 20 packs here."
"WHAT?"
"We d-"
"25 PACK THEN."
"Um, we're out of king size."
*bangs counter*
"FUCKKKKKKK"
like chewing with your mouth closed
don't forget asians that drive cars
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
oh god, that makes me so mad inside my mind when people do that shit.
you do realize that that's not JUST what they're saying when they say that
right?
I hope so
otherwise you look really dumb
I was in the car with my friend listening to Lil Wayne and he was like, "Dude, you gotta start listening to this music because it's all they play at the clubs."
asians don't drive cars so much as aim them
lacist
I was just coming in here to talk about how much I hate people who use ellipses
Yes I understand that, its just the way people use it to try and write off any argument you might be having.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
People that get everything in life handed to them and act like they've actually accomplished anything.
Swiss Miss hot chocolate without the tiny marshmallows.
People who only listen to one type of music.
It won't happen any faster fuck you
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff
I mean, I'm allowed to do it, because I am doing it for a degree
But if other people say it I am like 'Marx' and then they are all 'oh dang son' and then I kill them with a brick
Nachos at a movie theater? Are you that hungry? Come the fuck on.
"My name is John Smith. S M I T H."
I've worked in call centers for 7 years though, I'm overly sensitive.
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