Things that irradiate you more than they should

BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
#1

When you're making a detour round the back of a car that's waiting to pull out of a sidestreet, only for it to drive off while you're half-way round, leaving you to walk the other half of a now unnecessary semicircle looking like someone who just can't walk straight.

I don't know why, but it bugs the shit out of me. And if, as today, the car has a 'Thank God for Jesus' sticker in the back window, well, that's just adding insult to injury.


#2

You're stuck in the fourth place of a seemingly interminable check-out queue at the supermarket, while the woman at the front takes ages getting out her purse to pay. She hasn't packed half her stuff in to bags yet, which means more delays, and then she decides that she does have the cash with her and doesn't want to pay by card any more.

As you stand there tutting, hope arrives! A girl is taking a seat at the checkout to your left and opening the till. "Do you want to come over?" she says vaguely to the assembled queue. This is when the cunt at the back of the queue legs it across and gets served immediately while you wait a further 10 minutes, just for being fucking polite and not barging across to your left immediately the new till opens.

This really annoys me. And it always happens. Every time.


#3

This one's old cat, but it doesn't get any less annoying. Ansd it's always ladies that do it.

1.Lady at cashpoint machine in front of you.
2.Lady spends 4 minutes searching for her card in her purse whilst hogging the cashpoint instead of stepping aside and letting you use it whilst she rifles through her Dorothy Perkins/Aldi cards.
3.Lady finds card.
4.Lady tries 40 different combination of PIN numbers before getting to teh correct one.
5.Lady gets to main menu and decided she would like to check her balance. Lady checks balance.
6.Lady decides that balance on screen alone isn't good enough and requires a blanace on slip. Lady has to remove card and repeat stage 4.
7. Lady decides that maybe a mini statement would be nice. Removes card. Repeats stage 4.
8. Lady decides that she would like some money out of the magic money machine. Lady spends a good 3 minutes deciding on how much she needs to spend on cleaning products and tampons that day.
9. Lady decides on how much money she would like and presses button. The magic machine asks "would you like a receipt?" This throws lady into panic. She presses every button on the keypad. This causes a delay in her cash being dispensed.
10. Lady walks away from machine huffing as though machine is some kind of fool, blissfully oblivious to the fact that she has made 5 other people very late for work/miss half of their lunch break.

Fucking slag.


#4

Sitting in a quiet pub enjoying a chat with some friends. A couple of drinks have loosened up the tongues and everyones having a good time. And then without any sudden rise in the population of the pub, a member of staff decides the best way to impress the existing customers is to play 50 Cent or some other illiterate thug at 2000 decibels forcing everyone to go somewhere else instead.

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    edited November 2008
    white people complaining about rap music

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "old cat"?

    I think you mean old hat

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    people that can't grasp basic concepts of using a computer

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    this thread

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    edited November 2008
    I think he's a little drunk right now.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    #5

    When you start running across a big road cos there's traffic coming and you're in a hurry, only to have the lights go red and all the cars stop when you're halfway across, leaving you looking like some numpty who runs across pedestrian crossings all the time just for the fun of it.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The slang term 'cuz'.

    And when people discover a big word and apply it in every sentence they say or type.

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  • JadedJaded Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People being late...
    Fuck... I hate people who can't understand time.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jaded wrote: »
    People being late...
    Fuck... I hate people who can't understand time.
    "more than they should"

    late people well deserve the intense hatred

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    everything

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    people who say "well that's your opinion".

    Of course it's my opinion, it just came out of my mouth! What's your point, bitch?

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People whose only taste in music seems to be that played at a high school dances or clubs.

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    edited November 2008
    People who act almost autistic when purchasing smokes.

    "NUMBAH SEVEN, RED, KING SIZE, 20 PACK, PLEASE."

    "We're don't sell 20 packs here."

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    "We d-"

    "25 PACK THEN."

    "Um, we're out of king size."

    *bangs counter*

    "FUCKKKKKKK"

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    females and people over sixty that drive cars

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lack of basic table manners

    like chewing with your mouth closed

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    females and people over sixty that drive cars

    don't forget asians that drive cars

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    lack of basic table manners

    like chewing with your mouth closed
    but how will you see all the fun things i'm doing to the pudding with my tongue?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    George Carlin thread

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    lack of basic table manners

    like chewing with your mouth closed

    oh god, that makes me so mad inside my mind when people do that shit.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    white people

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    people who say "well that's your opinion".

    Of course it's my opinion, it just came out of my mouth! What's your point, bitch?

    you do realize that that's not JUST what they're saying when they say that

    right?

    I hope so

    otherwise you look really dumb

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Lockout wrote: »
    People whose only taste in music seems to be that played at a high school dances or clubs.

    I was in the car with my friend listening to Lil Wayne and he was like, "Dude, you gotta start listening to this music because it's all they play at the clubs."

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    females and people over sixty that drive cars

    don't forget asians that drive cars

    asians don't drive cars so much as aim them

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    females and people over sixty that drive cars

    don't forget asians that drive cars
    if you're not outta control, you're not in control

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    females and people over sixty that drive cars

    don't forget asians that drive cars

    lacist

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Living in a desolate wasteland.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jaded wrote: »
    People being late...
    Fuck... I hate people who can't understand time.

    I was just coming in here to talk about how much I hate people who use ellipses

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    people who say "well that's your opinion".

    Of course it's my opinion, it just came out of my mouth! What's your point, bitch?

    you do realize that that's not JUST what they're saying when they say that

    right?

    I hope so

    otherwise you look really dumb

    Yes I understand that, its just the way people use it to try and write off any argument you might be having.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Everyone else on the road.

    People that get everything in life handed to them and act like they've actually accomplished anything.

    Swiss Miss hot chocolate without the tiny marshmallows.

    People who only listen to one type of music.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pre-packed sandwiches with tomato's in them.

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  • <<BAMF>><<BAMF>> Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    When idiots rapidly smack the fucking crosswalk button.

    It won't happen any faster fuck you

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People on the road who insist that the only way to survive during rain on the highway is to drive 20 under the limit

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Pre-packed sandwiches with tomato's in them.
    oh my god yesterday in 7-11 i saw pre-packaged frozen entire burgers


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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    People who say that philosophy is useless or a waste of time

    I mean, I'm allowed to do it, because I am doing it for a degree

    But if other people say it I am like 'Marx' and then they are all 'oh dang son' and then I kill them with a brick

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People eating crunchy food (chips, etc) in a quiet room.

    Nachos at a movie theater? Are you that hungry? Come the fuck on.

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  • ElinElin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People who spell out simple words without being asked.

    "My name is John Smith. S M I T H."

    I've worked in call centers for 7 years though, I'm overly sensitive.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People who diagnose themselves with psychological disorders.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    People who say that philosophy is useless or a waste of time

    I mean, I'm allowed to do it, because I am doing it for a degree

    But if other people say it I am like 'Marx' and then they are all 'oh dang son' and then I kill them with a brick
    philosophy is gay

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Pre-packed sandwiches with tomato's in them.
    oh my god yesterday in 7-11 i saw pre-packaged frozen entire burgers
    You haven't lived until you've seen pre-packaged hot dogs.

    Yep, bun n' all.

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