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I only do that shit because if i don't, motherfuckers will spell my name wrong.
It's not South, asshole, it's Self
Yes there's a fucking difference.
this
a thousand times
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I mean the philosophers are a fruity bunch
On the flip side, people who use alternate spellings of simple names, using a y instead of an i, or what have you, just to be different.
Way to doom your kid into having to correct the spelling of their name for the rest of their life.
and they drunkenly have to clobber home or they TAKE OF THEIR SHOES and WALK ON THE DIRTY SIDEWALK
bitch just wear flats no one is looking at your shoes
I remember my biology teacher in high school was talking about philosophy and how it was so boring in university.
She was pretty much like, "I had trouble staying awake when they were talking about existentialism. IT WAS SO BOOOORING." As soon as I heard that I had the sudden urge to blurt out, "WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS SO EXCITING ABOUT OUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE."
man i see this way too much
maybe say that then instead of appearing very dumb
Emails that contain the acronym ASAP.
Emails that contain acronyms that are made up; "What time do you anticipate being able to stop out CGS?" The fuck is that shit?
People not holding doors.
Moron drivers. (Rawr, road rage)
I never initiate fights.
People that turn their signal on after they get into the turn lane.
That is not the fucking point.
When you hold a door for someone and they waft through like some sort of visiting alien dignitary. Manners motherfucker....
Manners
as a person who drives for a living I am willing to fund you whatever money you need to kill every last one of these people
I'll add that people that are too polite can be irritating, too.
"No, you first." If I wanted to go first I wouldn't be holding the door right now.
Also people that aren't used to having the door held acting like I might shut it on their face at any second.
I have gotten into the habit of, when asked for my last name, saying "Norman, N" because apparently people keep thinking I said "Mormon"
I don't know if I have a speech problem or if people are just 'tarded or what
I saw a man carrying a baby in a papoose in Sainsbury's just today. He was pondering the selection of organic pasta whilst wearing some kind of aran knit jumper. I didn't know whether I was in some kind of hormonal woman's dream sequence or whether God was telling me to kick him in the legs and tell him to get some fucking testosterone injected into his skull.
it's worse when you're a pedestrian
"oh, you're going straight? okay this means I can walk--"
(turn.. BEEP BEEP, BEEP)
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE TURNING SO I WENT WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME"
grrr
Or the 3rd/4th/8th person out the door that refuses to touch the door because I must be some sort of goddamn doorman here just so you don't have to touch the icky door, man fuck you, guy!
Or when they hold the door when I'm still pretty far away, making me feel like I need to hurry up
I do this occasionally, and it makes me feel awkward when people hurry up.
I'm in no rush, lady, you can take your time.
Eating shit you drop on the floor won't kill you.
It's still disgusting and shouldn't be done.
That's what I'm saying. I even looked it up. Nothing fit. Computer Guy...Specialist? Service?
....shiiet.
This seems inextricably linked to who the person is and how difficult the door is to open. You also need to factor in whether or not the person is carrying anything or transporting a cumbersome object in another manner.
oh bongi
It sucks when you think someone is moving faster then they are, so you hold it open because oh they will be there in a couple seconds maximum.
Except it takes about 5 or six seconds and you feel like you should just go but then Oh they are right there.
look bongi every girl has to experiment in front of twenty drunk frat guys sometime in their life, alright
My friends cant stand taking me anywhere in their car because I get SO heated if they don't use that turn signal. I don't care if you speed, get too close to other cars, whatever. Just know what the fuck you are doing and signal that to others.
nu-uh, they also do it to get free drinks
Oh no, Girls doing something hot to get with boys.
THE HORROR
I mean it's not like it trivialises sexuality or anything