We are really really good friends but never really had a romantic spark even though she's ungodly sexy and my personality makes up for a lot, and also she lives in Utah. So we made a pact that we'd get married at age 37 if we were still failing at relationships at that age.
But she is all married now.
And my third backup fiancee freaked out and might be a nun now.
Second one I am hopefully moving in with after I get to Seattle.
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I couldn't see marrying someone just for the sake of being older and married.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
Should I be backing up future husbands on some relationship hard drive? It seems like a wise safety net to cash in on potential market drops in husbands and with the economy the way it is...
Should I be backing up future husbands on some relationship harddrive? It seems like a wise safety net to cash in on potential market drops in husbands and with the economy the way it is...
File me under contingency plans, specifically: "In case I ever lose an eye."
Should I be backing up future husbands on some relationship harddrive? It seems like a wise safety net to cash in on potential market drops in husbands and with the economy the way it is...
File me under contingency plans, specifically: "In case I ever lose an eye."
Oh, you were so close! I almost lost the left one yesterday.
Should I be backing up future husbands on some relationship hard drive? It seems like a wise safety net to cash in on potential market drops in husbands and with the economy the way it is...
I just set up redundancies.
Though I really need to build the harem back up again. I've been slackin'.
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Compared to your Hyperion brow all others are but as satyrs.
Someone needs to protect the doppleganger girl from grubby boys.
Someday you might not mind so much.
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you slay me with your poetry
here, a reward
Taken after one too many tankards of mead aren't I just radiant
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You're such a prude.
The last person who called me that freaked out when I mentioned I had been sixty-nining.
Hmmmm. I think that my teacher just might be able to transition into Hamlet, somehow.
That's not even that exotic or crazy.
Really? That's like, the one of least impressive kinky positions.
That's like freaking out over doggy-style.
Now, if you were pulling a Wurlzencbacher, that's freak-out territory.
The person who accused me of it is actually pretty kinky. Apparently she just wanted to pretend that I had no sexual organs.
The irony? She was my original emergency fiancee. Man that could have turned out awkward.
:?:
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I have an odd urge to bake.
We are really really good friends but never really had a romantic spark even though she's ungodly sexy and my personality makes up for a lot, and also she lives in Utah. So we made a pact that we'd get married at age 37 if we were still failing at relationships at that age.
But she is all married now.
And my third backup fiancee freaked out and might be a nun now.
Second one I am hopefully moving in with after I get to Seattle.
Welcome home!
And yet everyone gets pissy with me when I explain that I have an atypical viewpoint which complicates my identifying with fucking Joyce. :P
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Likewise.
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I think these pacts are mainly made for fun.
I've had one with a girl where there was always some romantic interest but we were always single at different times.
File me under contingency plans, specifically: "In case I ever lose an eye."
The stairs are just as terrifying as you might imagine from pictures of meso-american pyramids.
Have you seen the legal benefits?
I can enjoy Pale Fire without being a delusional refugee from a fictional European monarchy
I can enjoy Lolita without being a pedophile (theoretically)
That's awesome. Congratulations
Ditto.
I mean, what's the point?
I'd rather be an old maid.
Oh, you were so close! I almost lost the left one yesterday.
I'll put you down below James McAvoy
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Though it's probably for the best that I married because I can't remember who she was.
I just set up redundancies.
Though I really need to build the harem back up again. I've been slackin'.