Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
Well, looking at this, seems Valley Stream was primed for it.
The Wal-Mart store in Secaucus is preparing for Black Friday as if its reputation depends on it.
It does.
Last year, the Secaucus store was the biggest seller on Black Friday of all of the 5,700 Wal-Mart stores around the world. (Black Friday is a big deal at only about 2,500 of those stores -- in the U.S. and Puerto Rico.)
Wal-Mart usually never releases store rankings, but a Wal-Mart spokesman confirmed for The Record that last year Secaucus was the Black Friday winner, followed by another New Jersey store, in Kearny, in the No. 3 spot. The Wal-Mart store in Valley Stream, N.Y., ranked No. 2.
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
So does Valley Stream just not have any other stores?
I worked at the No. 1 Longs Drug store for some years, but it was No. 1 because it was the only drug store in town until a few years ago.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
tried to help with household chores ('cos I'm crap and don't do very much due to the crippleness). My back is now killing me and I only got half of it done.
tried to help with household chores ('cos I'm crap and don't do very much due to the crippleness). My back is now killing me and I only got half of it done.
But you're with us now, which is far more important.
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GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
The top three Black Friday Walmarts from 2007 are the three that are closest to New York. New York itself has no Walmarts because there's way too much local opposition.
So everyone in the New York metro that wants to go to Walmart is going to one of three Walmarts. Valley Stream was one of them.
Basically take New York, and split it into three parts. One entire borough and two-thirds of another.
Now place each of these three parts into a single Wal-Mart.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
tried to help with household chores ('cos I'm crap and don't do very much due to the crippleness). My back is now killing me and I only got half of it done.
But you're with us now, which is far more important.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
tried to help with household chores ('cos I'm crap and don't do very much due to the crippleness). My back is now killing me and I only got half of it done.
But you're with us now, which is far more important.
I can't believe Sliver still thinks he knows stuff about intimacy. Apart from porno-hot-wife-guy, he consistently gives the very worst advice on human interaction I've ever seen.
I can't believe Sliver still thinks he knows stuff about intimacy. Apart from porno-hot-wife-guy, he consistently gives the very worst advice on human interaction I've ever seen.
And considering the context of your environs, that's pretty depressingly bad.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
:winky:
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
You're a filthy abomination. Sex is for babies, no fun.
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I can't believe Sliver still thinks he knows stuff about intimacy. Apart from porno-hot-wife-guy, he consistently gives the very worst advice on human interaction I've ever seen.
And considering the context of your environs, that's pretty depressingly bad.
I can't believe Sliver still thinks he knows stuff about intimacy. Apart from porno-hot-wife-guy, he consistently gives the very worst advice on human interaction I've ever seen.
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
Take your fucking disgusting BDSM out of my universe. If you don't I will tie you right the fuck up.
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
You're a filthy abomination. Sex is for babies, no fun.
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
You're a filthy abomination. Sex is for babies, no fun.
Away with your Romish Popery.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
You're a filthy abomination. Sex is for babies, no fun.
Quiet, you.
Don't tell me both of you enjoy it!? I'm calling a priest.
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
You're a filthy abomination. Sex is for babies, no fun.
Quiet, you.
Don't tell me both of you enjoy it!? I'm calling a priest.
I don't want babies. I have enough trouble with the damn cat waking me up in the middle of the night.
Heh. I was talking about how I want to buy an S2000 with some dude at a bar and he's like "but it only has two seats, I'm not a big fan of 2-seaters" and I said "I am, it sends a very clear signal about what exactly I want from a relationship."
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
You're a filthy abomination. Sex is for babies, no fun.
Quiet, you.
That's it. I'm throwing you and Bob both in my dungeon. You will be chained hand and foot over a bed of nails. Donald, my latino "helper," will whip this perversity out of you within a fortnight.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
Heh. I was talking about how I want to buy an S2000 with some dude at a bar and he's like "but it only has two seats, I'm not a big fan of 2-seaters" and I said "I am, it sends a very clear signal about what exactly I want from a relationship."
I had the same exact conversation with someone except replace "S2000" with "a raft from the Congo Rapids ride at Great Adventure."
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
I promised myself I would stay away from the porn thread...but I just couldn't with the current debate with Sliver's whole "anything but boring missionary is wrong" thing. Jeez...I have no control...
You're a filthy abomination. Sex is for babies, no fun.
Quiet, you.
That's it. I'm throwing you and Bob both in my dungeon. You will be chained hand and foot over a bed of nails. Donald, my latino "helper," will whip this perversity out of you within a fortnight.
I'm trying to decide if I want to purchase this latest Ender's saga book: Ender in Exile. It's brand new (came out a little over a week ago) and it's only 10 bucks via Kindle, but I dunno. I really just want to read the last book that ties the Bean and Ender sagas together, but that's not done yet.
Heh. I was talking about how I want to buy an S2000 with some dude at a bar and he's like "but it only has two seats, I'm not a big fan of 2-seaters" and I said "I am, it sends a very clear signal about what exactly I want from a relationship."
Heh. I was talking about how I want to buy an S2000 with some dude at a bar and he's like "but it only has two seats, I'm not a big fan of 2-seaters" and I said "I am, it sends a very clear signal about what exactly I want from a relationship."
The problem with a 2-seater is that unless it has a huge trunk you've now just limited the fuck out of what you can do.
Heh. I was talking about how I want to buy an S2000 with some dude at a bar and he's like "but it only has two seats, I'm not a big fan of 2-seaters" and I said "I am, it sends a very clear signal about what exactly I want from a relationship."
The problem with a 2-seater is that unless it has a huge trunk you've now just limited the fuck out of what you can do.
The S2000's trunk is adequate. I can't move furniture, but I can't do that with anything short of a minivan anyway, and I don't do it too often in the first place.
Edit: Oh you mean sex? No, that's what every room in the house/apartment is for.
Heh. I was talking about how I want to buy an S2000 with some dude at a bar and he's like "but it only has two seats, I'm not a big fan of 2-seaters" and I said "I am, it sends a very clear signal about what exactly I want from a relationship."
No backseat sex for Mr. Classy, here
Real men have sex in the front seat, or on the hood, or in the trunk, or down by the river, or in virtual reality. Back seat sex is for shitty 70s disco films.
The S2000's trunk is adequate. I can't move furniture, but I can't do that with anything short of a minivan anyway, and I don't do it too often in the first place.
Edit: Oh you mean sex? No, that's what every room in the house/apartment is for.
No I did not mean sex. I meant like equipment and such.
If I had meant sex I'd say own a mini-bus because then we can get some asses in those seats.
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The horniest and most sex-desperate girl I knew got angry at even the idea of making out in the backseat.
Pretty much I was only aloud to feel her thigh up while she was driving. Also required.
The S2000's trunk is adequate. I can't move furniture, but I can't do that with anything short of a minivan anyway, and I don't do it too often in the first place.
Edit: Oh you mean sex? No, that's what every room in the house/apartment is for.
No I did not mean sex. I meant like equipment and such.
If I had meant sex I'd say own a mini-bus because then we can get some asses in those seats.
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The horniest and most sex-desperate girl I knew got angry at even the idea of making out in the backseat.
Pretty much I was only aloud to feel her thigh up while she was driving. Also required.
Hell, I've sat next to coworkers while they were having sex in the backseat of a taxi. There was also another coworker up in the front. This girl had only been working in our department (yep, same department as the three of us) for about six weeks. This was at uh 6:30PM, on our way to another bar.
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When Peter Sellers tells you to get in a concrete bunker you get in that motherfucking concrete bunker.
Not the same one as George C. Scott though. That guy has crazy-eyes.
I worked at the No. 1 Longs Drug store for some years, but it was No. 1 because it was the only drug store in town until a few years ago.
But you're with us now, which is far more important.
So everyone in the New York metro that wants to go to Walmart is going to one of three Walmarts. Valley Stream was one of them.
Basically take New York, and split it into three parts. One entire borough and two-thirds of another.
Now place each of these three parts into a single Wal-Mart.
Stop trying to give Bob new Nikes.
I don't give Nikes I give Hickies.
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Gosling: So basically lolNYlol.
And considering the context of your environs, that's pretty depressingly bad.
:winky:
Oh God Bob you are awful!!!
Indeed.
Take your fucking disgusting BDSM out of my universe. If you don't I will tie you right the fuck up.
Quiet, you.
Away with your Romish Popery.
I don't want babies. I have enough trouble with the damn cat waking me up in the middle of the night.
Maybe the next one will make me feel complete
That's it. I'm throwing you and Bob both in my dungeon. You will be chained hand and foot over a bed of nails. Donald, my latino "helper," will whip this perversity out of you within a fortnight.
You will never feel complete...
from one book addict talking to another....
I had the same exact conversation with someone except replace "S2000" with "a raft from the Congo Rapids ride at Great Adventure."
promises, promises :winky:
I hope for their sake black friday didn't clear out all of the models. That'd suck for them and stuff.
The problem with a 2-seater is that unless it has a huge trunk you've now just limited the fuck out of what you can do.
The S2000's trunk is adequate. I can't move furniture, but I can't do that with anything short of a minivan anyway, and I don't do it too often in the first place.
Edit: Oh you mean sex? No, that's what every room in the house/apartment is for.
No I did not mean sex. I meant like equipment and such.
If I had meant sex I'd say own a mini-bus because then we can get some asses in those seats.
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The horniest and most sex-desperate girl I knew got angry at even the idea of making out in the backseat.
Pretty much I was only aloud to feel her thigh up while she was driving. Also required.
I read that and I think to myself "boy, I'd like to drive a Camaro sometime."
Hell, I've sat next to coworkers while they were having sex in the backseat of a taxi. There was also another coworker up in the front. This girl had only been working in our department (yep, same department as the three of us) for about six weeks. This was at uh 6:30PM, on our way to another bar.