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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I came across some seemingly amateur porn that was at some college party

    I say seemingly amateur because I later found another college party porn that had the same girl
    so either she is an actress or she's just a big ol' slut

    either way
    the girl was clearly out of her mind on something in both vids and had THE CRAZIEST EYES I have ever seen

    Most of the 'college party amateur porn' is just regular porn.

    I mean really do people honestly think shit like that just happens at parties

    Most of it probably is

    But stuff like that really does happen. People tend to become incredible degenerates after getting wasted in an atmosphere like that.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I came across some seemingly amateur porn that was at some college party

    I say seemingly amateur because I later found another college party porn that had the same girl
    so either she is an actress or she's just a big ol' slut

    either way
    the girl was clearly out of her mind on something in both vids and had THE CRAZIEST EYES I have ever seen

    Most of the 'college party amateur porn' is just regular porn.

    I mean really do people honestly think shit like that just happens at parties

    Certainly not the ones I go to

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    As boys, we were right about girls having cooties

    now we just know them as mono and herpes

    but the principle was sound

    Syphilitic whores, all of 'em

    whoreswhoreswhoreswhores

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man maybe I am in the minority, but I genuinely do not give a good goddamn how many dudes a lady has been with, or who said dudes were. As long as she was safe.

    If she is with me now, that's all that matters to me. No point letting irrelevant shit from the past bog down my potential happiness in the present.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    But stuff like that really does happen. People tend to become incredible degenerates after getting wasted in an atmosphere like that.

    Oh, man! This one time I was with this person and we had some liquids and then we got all crazy and did some stuff....

    Blew my mind.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man maybe I am in the minority, but I genuinely do not give a good goddamn how many dudes a lady has been with, or who said dudes were. As long as she was safe.

    If she is with me now, that's all that matters to me. No point letting irrelevant shit from the past bog down my potential happiness in the present.

    You know, I sort of envy this

    I guess I'm just some kind of weird puritan because stuff like that gets my goat. I mean, I don't care if a girl's been with plenty of guys before me, it's more the context of that. I would be totally grossed out if I found out a girl I was interested in had boned like three guys in one night or something like that.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    But stuff like that really does happen. People tend to become incredible degenerates after getting wasted in an atmosphere like that.

    Oh, man! This one time I was with this person and we had some liquids and then we got all crazy and did some stuff....

    Blew my mind.

    Some guy just busted in with a camera and started yelling WOOOOOOOO

    It was weird.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Some guy just busted in with a camera and started yelling WOOOOOOOO

    It was weird.

    Short guy? Big handlebar mustache?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He had ten popped collars and a backwards nike hat

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You had a different dude then.

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I came across some seemingly amateur porn that was at some college party

    I say seemingly amateur because I later found another college party porn that had the same girl
    so either she is an actress or she's just a big ol' slut

    either way
    the girl was clearly out of her mind on something in both vids and had THE CRAZIEST EYES I have ever seen

    Most of the 'college party amateur porn' is just regular porn.

    I mean really do people honestly think shit like that just happens at parties

    Well...

    I honestly wouldn't know since I don't go to such parties and never intend to. Been in uni for six years and heard enough bad stories about parties to not want to go to them.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I came across some seemingly amateur porn that was at some college party

    I say seemingly amateur because I later found another college party porn that had the same girl
    so either she is an actress or she's just a big ol' slut

    either way
    the girl was clearly out of her mind on something in both vids and had THE CRAZIEST EYES I have ever seen

    Most of the 'college party amateur porn' is just regular porn.

    I mean really do people honestly think shit like that just happens at parties

    Well...

    I honestly wouldn't know since I don't go to such parties and never intend to. Been in uni for six years and heard enough bad stories about parties to not want to go to them.

    Parties fucking suck

    I hate them

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thinking about it further, I'm one of those people who has toast, tea and classical music for breakfast.

    Parties really would not suit me.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Parties are the worst places.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am usually a well-behaved guy and I like classy and refined entertainment

    but sometimes I want to get shitfaced and yell at people and do stupid things

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Every college party I've ever been too, which is more then I can goddamn count, has featured:

    Hot, close, uncomfortable quarters
    Bad music
    Stupid douchebags
    Stupid bitches
    The aforementioned doing stupid keg stands and vomitting

    Then the police show up and someone gets fined.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Man maybe I am in the minority, but I genuinely do not give a good goddamn how many dudes a lady has been with, or who said dudes were. As long as she was safe.

    If she is with me now, that's all that matters to me. No point letting irrelevant shit from the past bog down my potential happiness in the present.

    You know, I sort of envy this

    I guess I'm just some kind of weird puritan because stuff like that gets my goat. I mean, I don't care if a girl's been with plenty of guys before me, it's more the context of that. I would be totally grossed out if I found out a girl I was interested in had boned like three guys in one night or something like that.

    See, I'd just take that as "Oh, cool, this chick is sexually adventurous. We could have some good times!"

    I guess I just always see the vagina as half full.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Every college party I've ever been too, which is more then I can goddamn count, has featured:

    Hot, close, uncomfortable quarters
    Bad music
    Stupid douchebags
    Stupid bitches
    The aforementioned doing stupid keg stands and vomitting

    Then the police show up and someone gets fined.

    You have to know which parties to go to

    I much prefer the ones where I am friends with at least a certain portion of the people and know they won't attract police attention

    failing that, always have an escape plan in case the fuzz make an appearance

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The parties I used to go to are all held by bartenders and shot girls at eight o'clock on a Sunday morning.

    After eight or nine months of that, I really started to think my liver was talking.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Man maybe I am in the minority, but I genuinely do not give a good goddamn how many dudes a lady has been with, or who said dudes were. As long as she was safe.

    If she is with me now, that's all that matters to me. No point letting irrelevant shit from the past bog down my potential happiness in the present.

    You know, I sort of envy this

    I guess I'm just some kind of weird puritan because stuff like that gets my goat. I mean, I don't care if a girl's been with plenty of guys before me, it's more the context of that. I would be totally grossed out if I found out a girl I was interested in had boned like three guys in one night or something like that.

    See, I'd just take that as "Oh, cool, this chick is sexually adventurous. We could have some good times!"

    I guess I just always see the vagina as half full.
    it certainly is when you're involved.


    heyyyooooooooo

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Man maybe I am in the minority, but I genuinely do not give a good goddamn how many dudes a lady has been with, or who said dudes were. As long as she was safe.

    If she is with me now, that's all that matters to me. No point letting irrelevant shit from the past bog down my potential happiness in the present.

    You know, I sort of envy this

    I guess I'm just some kind of weird puritan because stuff like that gets my goat. I mean, I don't care if a girl's been with plenty of guys before me, it's more the context of that. I would be totally grossed out if I found out a girl I was interested in had boned like three guys in one night or something like that.

    See, I'd just take that as "Oh, cool, this chick is sexually adventurous. We could have some good times!"

    I guess I just always see the vagina as half full.

    Hello, sig!

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Every college party I've ever been too, which is more then I can goddamn count, has featured:

    Hot, close, uncomfortable quarters
    Bad music
    Stupid douchebags
    Stupid bitches
    The aforementioned doing stupid keg stands and vomitting

    Then the police show up and someone gets fined.

    In the distance, a man dressed in a suit grins.
    The cockroaches scatter to reveal a photograph.
    The kettle whistles.
    A light flickers and goes out.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Every college party I've ever been too, which is more then I can goddamn count, has featured:

    Hot, close, uncomfortable quarters
    Bad music
    Stupid douchebags
    Stupid bitches
    The aforementioned doing stupid keg stands and vomitting

    Then the police show up and someone gets fined.

    You have to know which parties to go to

    I much prefer the ones where I am friends with at least a certain portion of the people and know they won't attract police attention

    failing that, always have an escape plan in case the fuzz make an appearance

    Feeeh, large gatherings like that are just noisy and annoying. You can hardly even hear your friends half the time, but I totally used to enjoy the hell of 'em so I know where you're coming from.

    But after three or four times either having to sprint away from cops and / or being pushed up against the back of cop cars it's just not worth taking risking anything just to get drunk with a bunch of people.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Some people I used to go to college with would invite me to their "sex" parties. I think that was just what they called them because the pictures that go up on facebook are just them drinking cheap booze and usually dressed in some stupid theme

    And the ratio of guys to girls is not acceptable. And the ratio of gay guys to straight guys is just as bad. Then the ratio of ugly guys to hot guys just made it something I could never attend

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Okay, it's quarter past eleven here, the thread is about to be locked, and I have some death flu:

    G'night, fuckers.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The only awesome party I ever went to was at this apartment four of my superstoner buddies got, right above a hookah bar, where some of the best times ever were had. We had a tupac ressurection party on the day Tupac was supposed to come back from the dead. We tried to summon him.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Man maybe I am in the minority, but I genuinely do not give a good goddamn how many dudes a lady has been with, or who said dudes were. As long as she was safe.

    If she is with me now, that's all that matters to me. No point letting irrelevant shit from the past bog down my potential happiness in the present.

    You know, I sort of envy this

    I guess I'm just some kind of weird puritan because stuff like that gets my goat. I mean, I don't care if a girl's been with plenty of guys before me, it's more the context of that. I would be totally grossed out if I found out a girl I was interested in had boned like three guys in one night or something like that.

    See, I'd just take that as "Oh, cool, this chick is sexually adventurous. We could have some good times!"

    I guess I just always see the vagina as half full.
    it certainly is when you're involved.


    heyyyooooooooo

    The vagina has a pretty high capacity, so thank you!

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I went to a party a month back, when I was canvassing in Vegas.

    One of the girls from my uni had been drinking pretty much throughout the day, and went overboard at the party. It's in a pretty big back yard, so she just goes behind a tree and starts throwing up on the fence. A few other people from cal poly gather around her to make sure she's doing okay. Whatever, I go inside to get jello shots.

    I come back out like three minutes later and there's a line of maybe thirty or fourty people winding around the edge of the yard, up to the poor girl. I go up to a guy in the line and ask him if they're all lined up to vomit on the fence too, and he says, "We thought people were in a line to go somewhere."

    So you've got a couple dozen people lined up around a yard, waiting to get on a bus or something. There's no bus, though. Just one poor, blacked-out drunk girl.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I went to a party a month back, when I was canvassing in Vegas.

    One of the girls from my uni had been drinking pretty much throughout the day, and went overboard at the party. It's in a pretty big back yard, so she just goes behind a tree and starts throwing up on the fence. A few other people from cal poly gather around her to make sure she's doing okay. Whatever, I go inside to get jello shots.

    I come back out like three minutes later and there's a line of maybe thirty or fourty people winding around the edge of the yard, up to the poor girl. I go up to a guy in the line and ask him if they're all lined up to vomit on the fence two, and he says, "We thought people in a line to go somewhere."

    So you've got a couple dozen people lined up around a yard, waiting to get on a bus or something. There's no bus, though. Just one poor, blacked-out drunk girl.

    hahaha

    This is one of the most fantastic things I've read in some time

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    psst

    edit my spelling corrections into your quote

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Man maybe I am in the minority, but I genuinely do not give a good goddamn how many dudes a lady has been with, or who said dudes were. As long as she was safe.

    If she is with me now, that's all that matters to me. No point letting irrelevant shit from the past bog down my potential happiness in the present.

    You know, I sort of envy this

    I guess I'm just some kind of weird puritan because stuff like that gets my goat. I mean, I don't care if a girl's been with plenty of guys before me, it's more the context of that. I would be totally grossed out if I found out a girl I was interested in had boned like three guys in one night or something like that.

    See, I'd just take that as "Oh, cool, this chick is sexually adventurous. We could have some good times!"

    I guess I just always see the vagina as half full.

    Hello, sig!
    That lasted for all of what, five minutes?

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm severely hyperactive.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I also came across... I think it was a compilation video of clips from various random pornos

    but the weird thing was that the montage was set to a rock version of the Metal Gear Solid theme music

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    oh what's this mori talking about porn again

    I'm like a fly to shit when it comes to talking porn!

    SOMEBODY LIGHT THE MORI SIGNAL (IT IS A GIANT PENIS)

    WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Almost done here
    Let's try to make the last few posts count

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    and so ends the taming of the cat

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would like to take this opportunity to say that making a Hot Toddy with Theraflu is not half bad and I will soon be passed out like a prom queen.

    So, you know....

    Come and get your love.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    nice holiday av, Buster

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    nice holiday av, Buster

    Thank you
    I like the eyes on your reindeer

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    Yakumo FujiiYakumo Fujii Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm listening to Forever Man by Clapton. Good stuff.

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    What was she like?
    "Ordinary. The kind of dangerous, beautiful ordinary that you just can't leave alone. Like an angel from the underworld or maybe a devil from paradise."

    "It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation."
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