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Magic Sword Kings [Elemenstor Mini-Phalla] - GAME OVER - Evil wins!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ooooooo

    Mudd!

    Portund Mudd iz sew nice!

    It makes for delishus stone sewp!

    A wondurful base for the sewp.

    How annie won can think that somebody selling mudd is with the assassins, when he is cleerly offering the beginnings of grate sewp!!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If we're all going to burn someone's cup randomly, shouldn't we at least cull someone from the land of the assassins!?

    !vote Rebel_Blade I suppose? I mean, I can be convinced. That seal with the clown hat over there looks especially suspicious.

    Ah!

    I think he heard me!

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    likely I will be an hour or two late on vote close tonight.

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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I feel that to destroy free enterprise is unworthy of Rebel_Blade, the esteemed delegate of Graha.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The end is nigh, for some of us!


    dagon--1
    malkor--1
    the_reflection--2
    delroland--1
    rebel_blade--2
    That seal in the corner with the shifty eyes---84,301

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nothing good comes from The Dank, and neither from poetry and/or rhyming, jackisreal.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Honestly, I wuld like to sea the man claiming that frea enterprize is not gud, and that stone sewp is bad...

    I dew not no what i wuld like to sea happen to sutch a man, butt something shuld.

    !rebel_blade

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ran out of time today, GNR says that !kuhlmeye is a lovely bunny.

    I also decree that jackisreal be given the title of Imperial Adviser on Matters Related to the Taste of Dirt.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Excellent! I'll get the news to him at once.

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    Rebel_BladeRebel_Blade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It seems people in this land really love their mud. My apologies !delroland, I did not know of this... diverse.. economy.

    It seems that there is a movement to end !The_Reflection's life, so I s'pose they must have their reasons.

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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Rebel_Blade, the esteemed Graha delegate, has come to his senses.

    So now I focus my vote on !Abotkin, for appointing someone the Imperial Advisor despite not being an emperor.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Very well, !Rebel_Blade

    Since ewe are showing to have cum back to your cents.

    However, Krata, eye culd appoint ewe to be an imperial advisor too.

    KrataLightblade! I HereBuy Appoint Ewe Imperial Advisor Of Fast-Jumpyness and Kwik Decishuns.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Malkor for second place, because it's rude to point.

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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You realize now I have to vote you you tomorrow, Ahava.

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I see not why my life should be in jeopardy, but a vote for Malkor shoyuld see me in the clear.

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oops i already voted for him, i thought that was yesterday, my memory sucks

    IGNORE ME!!!!!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mmmmm... ale is the finest in all the land, isn't it !Lonelyahava? This is what you get for not drinking with me last night!!

    Well... time to drink!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Malkor

    But but Kuhl....

    Cool...

    I ador ewe!!!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A vote for malkor is a vote against happiness and bubbles!

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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Malkor me thinks has been poisoning our water!

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    F'r s'riously. I am no m'dman n'r am I a b'd m'n.

    A'n I am h're to s'rve t'e n'eds of t'e u'standing f'lk of t'his r'alm!

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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    F'r s'riously. I am no m'dman n'r am I a b'd m'n.

    A'n I am h're to s'rve t'e n'eds of t'e u'standing f'lk of t'his r'alm!

    I have no need for you slum talk scab! !Malkor

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I thought the vote closed at 6pst.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Really, fellows! How silly shall we feel if the assassins were from the land of the assassins all along!
    The butterflies agree with me! If anyone has any compelling wallpaper to the contrary, let it be seen!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    am I wrong...

    did vote not close at 9?

    did I ms something?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The All-Father is going to be late, I did hear.

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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh dear... I thought we had a bit more extended time... Well just incase, !Malkor Otherwise I am sorry for being late and ignore my vote....

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Y's we k'now Magic Man.

    I h'pe y'u a'l c'n r'place my s'ills a'ter I d'e.

    U'fortunately I g've o't t'e l'mest of w'at I h'd to o'ffer b'cause it is t'e f'st d'y.

    :(

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, at the very least, we can all revel in some sweet, sweet apostrophine.

    m'm'm'm'm'm'

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am very sorry about not voting/posting today my motherboard on my laptop died, it should be back up and fixed on monday, I have some use of the internet but was not able to get on today. Again my fellows, I am sorry.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No worries, I hope Mother Board is in a better place now.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    voat is still oapen, apparently, Vertroue.

    Ewe can still voat.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    o0oo ok sweet and I am not on my computer but a friends. I vote !Malkor

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Been rather busy, catching up now. !Malkor can eat it.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But the vote was supposed to close over two hours ago!

    This is madness!

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry.. I had said the vote close would be late tonight due to unavoidable obligations.
    Voting is definitely closed now..
    I'll go count the votes.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Madness iz az madness doez

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sadness

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Day 2
    After a day of debate, and of course some simple commerce on the side, it came time to make the decision.
    All delegates placed their vote into the Deciding Cup and the votes were tallied. It was agreed. Malkor, the wealthy green-furred K'thian merchant, was the traitor. Nobody liked the way that he forced his "gifts" on jackIsreal; coercing him into voting for The_Reflection against his better judgement. But although the tally was close, that one swayed vote was not enough.

    This alone was enough to convict among this paranoid and frightened group. In accordance with Law 268, he was put to death in the usual way... by item (in this case it was a large blunt instrument).

    As the delegates bedded down for the night in their sparsely medieval yet incongruously luxurious lodgings in far towers of Ronard's castle, they were convinced that they had done some good and were looking forward to another day of debate and another carefully considered lynch.

    But one delegate did not sleep so well. In fact.. he never made it to his bed at all. In the morning, Hellbunny's body was found in the voting chamber, eyes staring wide, a look of abject terror on his face, body unnaturally pale, but not a mark on it. A victim of the assassins, it was clear he has seen something just before death that was so horrible and evil that the shock alone has been the death of him. The second shock of the morning was when Malkor's grieving spouse arrived to claim the body. Malkor was no assassin.

    Also curiously, sitting beside Hellbunny's body was a sack of mud.

    Now fifteen delegates remain. And among them still.. killers lurk.

    Deaths
    * Hellbunny - Shadian Witch-Elf - killed by something evil
    * Malkor - K'thian merchant. Fuz'zy Fr'end 'f F'sht'cks; Killed by item

    Commerce
    * Hellbunny was given a sack of mud.
    * The_Reflection found a delicious coconut.
    * Jackisreal was given the title -- Imperial Adviser on Matters Related to the Taste of Dirt by Abotkin - Votes for jackisreal must now use this title.
    * Jackisreal was given M'tnemllo's Eye by Malkor
    * The Dagon was given a giant man eating fish (one of Jaguint's children.) by theLawinator
    * The Dagon also found a small idol of Yamshothog carved from the blackest obsidian. There are untranslatable runes carved on the bottom.

    NOTE: Titles are granted through a title decree scroll. This item may be stolen, traded for.

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