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Magic Sword Kings [Elemenstor Mini-Phalla] - GAME OVER - Evil wins!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Player List
    1. vertroue - The Kingdom of Parsonya
    2. The_Reflection - The Land of Thrown Fish - "voted out"
    3. kime - Shadia - killed by evil
    4. Wildcat - K'th'ith'h
    5. jackisreal - Morlond's Field
    6. abotkin - Morlond's Field
    7. delroland - Portund
    8. KrataLightblade - Graha
    9. lonelyahava - Ithbarg
    10. TheLawinator - The Land of Thrown Fish - something tore him to bits
    11. Rebel_Blade - Graha
    12. Hellbunny - Shadia
    13. kuhlmeye - Ithbard II
    14. The Dagon - The Land of Thrown Fish
    15. Darkewolfe - Kelembad
    16. MagicMan - The Kingdom of Yymp
    17. Malkor - K'th'ith'h - voted out

    Also TheLawinator might not have been devoured by evil spirits!

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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Darkewolfe its time for you to go.

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    The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Woe is the fool who believes what he sees, and misfortune comes to those that are blind. Everything that is, or may be, could be not, or may not be. What will be, has been, and what once was, will again be once.

    I trust in words that are spoken by someone who truly exists but is not me, for though I cannot trust my eyes or ears, I can trust in others. As long as they exist. Otherwise, trusting one that does not exist is just plain fucking insane.

    !Darkwolfe has a look of madness about him. He cannot be trusted.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Darkwolfe

    I am going out of town for a couple of days, so my posting will be light. Do not worry, though; the flow of mud will continue unabated!

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Darkewolfe it is, sorry, been busy all day.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vote cloooooooooooooooosed?

    Man, I could go for some norfs right now.

    Sadness.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's norf or nething?

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am sorry for my delay it looks like vote is not closed yet of narration has not been given. I concur with the given choice of !Darkewolfe

    vertroue on
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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, bugger this mortal coil,
    You all wasted your toil.

    !Jackisreal and !King Vote Jackisreal,
    My dear life, you endeavor to steal.

    Darkewolfe on
    What is this I don't even.
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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Will King Lightlute save me? Will I be around on the morrow?
    There is little chance, my world is naught but sorrow.

    Innocent blood your hands do shed,
    I'll read about how I died tomorrow. I'm going to bed.

    Darkewolfe on
    What is this I don't even.
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if vote's knot closed, then

    !darkewolfe


    was at work all day...

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mother, mother
    There's too many of you crying
    Brother, brother, brother
    There's far too many of you dying
    You know we've got to find a way
    To bring some lovin' here today - Ya

    Father, father
    We don't need to escalate
    You see, war is not the answer
    For only love can conquer hate
    You know we've got to find a way
    To bring some lovin' here today

    Picket lines and picket signs
    Don't punish me with brutality
    Talk to me, so you can see
    Oh, what's going on
    What's going on
    Ya, what's going on
    Ah, what's going on

    In the mean time
    Right on, baby
    Right on
    Right on

    Father, father, everybody thinks we're wrong
    Oh, but who are they to judge us
    Simply because our hair is long
    Oh, you know we've got to find a way
    To bring some understanding here today
    Oh

    Picket lines and picket signs
    Don't punish me with brutality
    Talk to me
    So you can see
    What's going on
    Ya, what's going on
    Tell me what's going on
    I'll tell you what's going on - Uh
    Right on baby
    Right on baby

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    tallying votes and such

    weatheredclown on
    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm just saying, jackisreal,
    When I'm dead and no longer feel.

    I hope the others see your treacherous ways,
    And you don't live too many days.

    Stand strong, all good people, keep hope,
    By tomorrow night's end, let the assassins dance from rope.

    Darkewolfe on
    What is this I don't even.
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It ain't personal! Had you been here to defend yourself, I could have been swayed.
    Your presence! Here! It could have paid!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well Darkewolfe, friend, since you're about to go,
    want to tell us who you were, what you know?

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Day 4
    The votes were cast, and today was the closest the delegates had come yet to a unanimous decision. The delegate from Kelembad was clearly an evil assassin. Look at the quality of his songs, his lack of ability to carry a tune. Clearly he was merely posing as a warrior bard. He fought more than most. This would not be a hanging, this would be a fight. Although he was strong, the one known as Darkewolfe could not defeat the rest of the delegates single handedly.

    Delegates were still resheathing their bloody swords when King Lightlute himself burst into the room, followed by a few guards who were inneffectually stammer about a closed session deliberation. Respendant in his silks and taffidas, he stood regally amonst the wild eyed delegates, cheeks flushed with the exhileration of a kill.

    "This man.. was my friend..." was all he uttered. He looked each man in the eye until they could no longer hold his gaze, then he turned and stalked from the room.

    It was Kratalightblade that first broke the long silence that followed. "How could we all have been so wrong? There is evil among us, but we have been blind to it. But no longer. I have seen something of each of you tonight in the way you hold your blades. Things that some of you would like to keep hidden. As a trained assassin I see such things, and see them well. But now is not the time for further hasty accusations. Now is the time for careful consideration by us all, not more murder when there is still blood spatter on our boots."

    With that he left the room.

    And was never seen again.

    Deaths
    Darkewolfe - Kelembad delegate - voted out
    Kratalightblade - Graha delegate - consumed by something evil

    Commerce
    Jackisreal has granted abotkin an Imperial title. The title is "Galy Gay" and he must be referred to with this title.
    The Dagon was busier conducting business today than searching for killers. He somehow came by a Bag of Magical Normalcy. Additionaly, sold his obsidien statuette of Yamshothog to Jackisreal, and sold his Giant Man Eating Fish to Mr. Wobblesnapper: Lord of Walrus-Titty, Purveyor of the icki-icki-icki-F'TANG MagicMan
    lovelyahava was the one today to get a bag of Portundian mud, famous for its unremarkability.

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, crap.

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    Rebel_BladeRebel_Blade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nooooo! My Graha brethren! You shall be avenged!

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    narration posted...
    Tonight, voting closes at 6PM (Pacific) sharp!

    weatheredclown on
    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The game is a foot! A foot, I said!

    I have a bag. It is a normal bag. It has a nice strap. A strap of holding. Who wants it?

    What you see is what you get, unless you are blind. Then you get NOTHING.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Evil! My gods there,
    that evil that is slowly
    eating away at the Delegates must be stopped!

    !Lonelyahava

    It is you from Backward Ithbarg that needs to be stopped!

    My fellow Delegates, !Lonelyahave
    must show for what she has done to those who are dead.

    vertroue on
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Emperor vote Lonelyahava

    This evil must be stopped--this time I am certain.

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    Rebel_BladeRebel_Blade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seems as though we finally have a lead. !Lonelyahava shall pay for her deeds

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Hellb'nny is ev'l. Y's.

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    The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh !Lonelyahava, your colors are exposed. Please unexpose them, by leaving this council and never returning.

    It's not that we hate you, we just hate everything you do, say, think, feel, and touch.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So I went along with the Darkewolfe bandwagon yesterday because I was short on time, someone please explain to me why we are bandwagoning Lonelyahava today. I'm going to throw a provisional vote on !Hellbunny until I hear an explanation. Our targeting so far has been awful.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There really was no reason behind Darkewolfe--he just didn't defend himself, and we didn't have anything better to go on. But yesterday I made clear my role-read the post over if you're still unclear. I think my innocence has been proven by my proven abilities--ultimately, you'll have to take that or leave it.
    Because of my announcement yesterday, I got some very important information, that I'm not going to spill out before us all...

    Take this one on faith, and vote for lonelyahava--the narration will vindicate me. If i'm wrong, feel free to nail me to the wall tomorrow.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !lonelyahava

    And I gave you mud! tsk tsk...

    delroland on
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What? I think I drank so much I lost a day. Well, time to start drinking.

    !Lonelyahava

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    voting closed, results posted soon

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Day 5
    Jackisreal, The Emperor of Morlond's Field, has spoken, and tonight, the delegates listened. Lonelyahava's grammatical errors did seem a little forced. As the consensus built, Vertroue had been seen whispering furtively in the corner, drawing many a suspicious gaze from those not being whispered to, but this was not quite suspicious enough. Lonelyahava was the selection.
    From the outset, this choice seemed different. She was neither passive, nor bellicose and resigned, nor pugnacious. Instead, when they came for her, she sat quietly, with a grin so wide it nearly split her face in half. The glint in her eye made most afraid to approach her, even though she made no overtly hostile motions.
    It was finally the Emperor that stepped forward. "You are an abomination," he began. Appreciative cries went up from the assembled delegates. "There's no point in denying it now." he said, and emboldened they all stepped forward as one. "We've come for you. Your time is up." A few angry cries of support came from behind him. "It's time for you to eat your licorice!" he said, as his voice reached a crescendo.

    Silence.

    “Oh bugger. I meant ‘time to die’. Sorry about that.” Jackisreal said apologetically, making a little twirling motion around his ear to indicate that sometimes the crazy gets the best of him.

    A flurry of activity followed, and the crowd fell upon Lonelyahava and “made short work of her” as the saying goes. Yes, this time did indeed feel different.

    As they stood around her broken body, they noticed the change almost immediately. As they looked, the body rapidly decomposed before their eyes. The smell was something that was so palpable, it was almost visible. The body would need to be burnt, and soon. Her face had become ghastly mask of terror and malignant hatred. This was no delegate from Ithbarg.

    Perhaps they should have felt something positive as they stood, for the first time, victorious. But the sickly feeling crept across them and filled them up with dread as they looked one to another, knowing now what lurked behind the faces of a few that returned their gaze.

    That night, someone killed vertroue with a magic blade. She had assumed that such a thing would not be possible. Not here, not in this primitive time, but the blade itself was not of this now, and that was one thing she had not foreseen. The killer clearly realized his mistake after the deed was done and left the body to be discovered in the morning. Documents on her person revealed her to be an acolyte of the Chronoclave. Orders, readable by the palace’s most learned scholars, spoke of orders given to her to “protect the nexus” were cryptic, but one thing was clear; Her mission would have to be completed now without her help, and would be that much harder now for them all.

    With all that excitement, no one noticed Rebel_Blade’s boots until almost lunch time. Then it was noticed that they were not empty, but still contained his feet. Nothing more of him was ever found, but he was buried with the bag of mud that he was given the last time that the group of delegates had seen him alive. He so loved that mud.

    Deaths
    lonelyahava – ghastly unspeakable evil, posing as an Ithbarg delegate, killed by the informed mob
    vertroue – Chronoclave seer, posing as a Parsonyan delegate, run through by a sword
    Rebel_Blade – graha delegate (and assassin/thief) – killed by evil

    Commerce
    Wildcat got the magically non-magical bag from The Dagon
    Jackisreal gave the title of “Dagon of the Hundred Titles” to The Dagon. He must be referred to by a different title by each person that refers to him (until 100 unique titles have been used)

    weatheredclown on
    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    AHHHHH!
    Well, we were right about lonelyahava....BUT AT WHAT COST!?

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ooooo00o0oo
    Damn it all...sighs I tried lol
    The ME died tonight
    At least it I died by the sword
    o0o0o0

    vertroue on
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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fuck. I completely slept through the day (insomnia) I am soo soo sorry guys.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OOooOOOooOOO

    eh. it's for the best. sorry for my not being around as much

    OoooOOOOoooOO

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alright. I guess we'll have to hope the remaining info I have, and the strength of our good citizens, gets us through this...

    !vote Wildcat

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Looking for a replacement for Hellbunny (who has been having connectivity troubles) if anybody is reading the thread and is interested.

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    Rebel_BladeRebel_Blade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oooo0o0oo0o000o0

    You can take my body... but you shall never...take...my feet!!!...

    oo00o0o0oo0o0oo0oo

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Looking for a replacement for Hellbunny (who has been having connectivity troubles) if anybody is reading the thread and is interested.
    OOOOooooOOOO

    Can I resurrect?

    OOOOoooooOOOO

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