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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm the guy who brings everybody down.
    Are you that guy who sucks, plus you got depression?

    it's true Cracked gave me a blowjob and I started sobbing half way through

    i cant help it i have big teeth!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm the guy who brings everybody down.
    Are you that guy who sucks, plus you got depression?

    it's true Cracked gave me a blowjob and I started sobbing half way through

    i cant help it i have big teeth!

    It wouldn't matter if you didn't insist on talking the whole time

    FAQ on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm the guy who brings everybody down.
    Are you that guy who sucks, plus you got depression?

    it's true Cracked gave me a blowjob and I started sobbing half way through

    i cant help it i have big teeth!

    It wouldn't matter if you didn't insist on talking the whole time

    i want to know why you wont look at me

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've been published twice in scientific journals of questionable repute.

    Also, I'm always proud of my four children and two grandchildren, even if my twin daughters are whores who got knocked up by the same dude at the age of 15.

    the wook on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Christmas Carol.

    What about

    Scrooged.jpg

    STAPLE THEM TO THEIR HEAD FOR ALL I CARE!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm the guy who brings everybody down.
    Are you that guy who sucks, plus you got depression?

    it's true Cracked gave me a blowjob and I started sobbing half way through

    i cant help it i have big teeth!

    It wouldn't matter if you didn't insist on talking the whole time

    i want to know why you wont look at me

    jesus not this shit AGAIN

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm the guy who brings everybody down.
    Are you that guy who sucks, plus you got depression?

    it's true Cracked gave me a blowjob and I started sobbing half way through

    i cant help it i have big teeth!

    It wouldn't matter if you didn't insist on talking the whole time

    i want to know why you wont look at me

    jesus not this shit AGAIN

    a little eye contact goes a long way

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Christmas Carol.

    What about

    Scrooged.jpg

    not that scrooged isn't great

    but chico's totally right here

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I've been published twice in scientific journals of questionable repute.

    Also, I'm always proud of my four children and two grandchildren, even if my twin daughters are whores who got knocked up by the same dude at the age of 15.
    what

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Christmas Carol.

    What about

    snip

    not that scrooged isn't great

    but chico's totally right here

    but Muppet Family Christmas is the better muppet christmas movie

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    cracked that's stupid

    stop saying stupid things

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've gotta go with scrooged

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    I can't be mad at anyone who says Scrooged is better than Muppet Christmas Carol. I'm still going to disagree, though!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OK, sent out the demo. PM me if anyone else wants it... going to bed shortly and this weekend will be insane busy, so I may miss it if someone asks here.
    Otherwise, continue pimpin' fellow pimps.



    Also, it is fucking difficult to pick out gay dudes in a school of nerds/geeks. Seriously. Of the ones who I might be interested in remotely, fuck some of them throw off some confusing signals. :|

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    cracked that's stupid

    stop saying stupid things

    geebs, you know its true

    ew ew ew, i love you

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've been published twice in scientific journals of questionable repute.

    Also, I'm always proud of my four children and two grandchildren, even if my twin daughters are whores who got knocked up by the same dude at the age of 15.
    what

    science isn't as glamorous as it's cracked up to be

    the wook on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    FUCK YOU WARREN ELLIS



    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

    Knob on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the fuck?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bonk got raped by Warren Ellis

    Snowbeat on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    don't go to warrenellis.com

    don't click on the link in the first post

    ESPECIALLY DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO THE LINK LEADS TO

    Knob on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    again?

    you'd think he would quit wearing those provacitive clothes after the last time

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    don't go to warrenellis.com

    don't click on the link in the first post

    ESPECIALLY DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO THE LINK LEADS TO
    almost got me there Knob

    almost

    Snowbeat on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    is this reverse psychology?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    YOU DON'T EVEN GODDAMNED KNOW

    IT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THE FUCKING INTERNET

    Knob on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    One guy one cup?

    I think I'm glad to be at work.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ive seen alot of horrible things on the internet

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    One guy one cup?

    I think I'm glad to be at work.

    IT ISN'T WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK IT IS

    THERE ISN'T ANY POOP

    Knob on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    brb, watching

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if not poop, what is his medium?

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Aw man
    You have tried to access a web page which is in violation of your internet usage policy.

    URL: NOPE
    Category: Pornography

    To have the rating of this web page re-evaluated please click here.

    I'm one of the network admins! How does this even happen.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And that's why you don't use glass bottles. Regular glass toys are fine. Jesus.

    Hacksaw on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    One guy one cup?

    I think I'm glad to be at work.

    IT ISN'T WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK IT IS

    THERE ISN'T ANY POOP

    that was fucking gross

    the wook on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    that website blocker did you a favor
    it is a video of a naked man squatting over a drinking glass

    you think, maybe he is going to poop in it

    but no, he gently lowers himself onto it, and begins to take the glass up into his butt ever so carefully

    it is a slow process, and as he nears the end of the cup, you're almost rooting for him

    the glass has been almost completely swallowed by his brown eye, your fists are clenched, you are muttering 'come on guy! just a little bit more! you can do it! I BELIEVE IN YOU!'






    then the glass breaks








    and you have to watch for five minutes and this man calmly and gingerly begins to dig the broken pieces of glass from his ass

    a slow dribble of blood begins

    he doesn't scream

    he calmy reaches up and begins to extricate the shards from his backdoor

    it goes on

    the trickle intensifies

    it keeps going

    calmly and carefully he continues digging razor sharp shards from the ragged, gaping hole that used to be his poop cutter

    he never flinches, never makes a sound, just goes about his grim business

    it keeps going

    the floor is a spreading pool of glass and blood

    i don't want to go to sleep now

    Knob on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what

    the

    fuck

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    why

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    *おなら*
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that is fucking horrible

    im glad i cant watch it

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    WATCH IT WHEN YOU GET HOME


    WATCH IT WITH THE WIFE

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    im pretty sure that would cause her to go into labor

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  • bezerk bobbezerk bob Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    was he expecting it to break? why didnt he make any noise? i dont understand.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    i have no idea why he didn't make a sound

    the video had audio

    you hear the break

    man has giant brass balls and nerves of steel

    and an ass of hamburger

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