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Secret Spider-Mans! UPDATED CHECK YOUR PMS

Secret Spider-ManSecret Spider-Man Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Graphic Violence
Alright, GVers, it's round about coming on the Giving Season, which means it's time to roll out the First Annual Graphic Violence Secret Spider-Mans!


It's easy and it's motherfucking fun!

The way it works is so simple, even a child could do it (no children allowed).

1.) You have one week from today (so until Monday Nov. 13th) to announce your intentions of joining the Jolly Web-Slinger's quest. Do so by sending me an e-mail at secretspidermans@yahoo.com

IN that e-mail, make the subject line your FORUM name, and in the body, you don't need to include anything more than a full name (some postal carriers won't deliver without one), and an address.

This information is TOTALLY confidential and ALL e-mails will be deleted following the close of the event, so if you're worried I'll sell you to the feds, DON'T BE!

Keep in mind that one forumer not of your choice will have access to your address and name, so if you're not comfy dumfy with that, don't bother signing up, jeeze.

REMEMBER, without the e-mail, you will not recieve anything, even from the REAL Santa!



NOW


There are a few restrictions on this, to whit-

1. Nobody who joined after Halloween is eligible. This is to prevent folks from barging in and bilking the rest of us. SORRY IF THAT'S A PROBLEM but you'll just have to stick around until next year, then!

2. Because this is Graphic Violence, the theme for the gifts is SINGLE ISSUES. To keep some folks from breaking the bank, and some from getting juked out of a gift, the idea is that you send your Secret Spider-Man forumer a SINGLE COMIC BOOK ISSUE absolutely of YOUR CHOICE. Make it fun!

Thusly we come to 3. No Porno/inappropriate/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN comics. Respect your Secret Spider-Man and they'll respect you.

4. Be SURE you can get your issue to the recipient BY JAN. 3 2007. That is the cutoff date and if you have not recieved your gift by then, let Servo or Manifest know and Steps will be Taken!

The steps that will be taken are as follows-

BANNED

That's right, 5. If you sign up and do not come through for your would-be friend, you will be banned! FAIR WARNING.

6. Keep your Secret Spider-Manee A SECRET until after they get the gift. A SEEEEECRET DAMMIT!

Finally-

7. In the spirit of the season, do not complain about who you get! If you end up with someone with whom you fight on the boards, look at it as an opportunity to make up and show a little decency! Put a little thought in your gift and maybe you'll make a new e-buddy! We're all just hangin out here!

If you think there's a chance you could get someone you couldn't stand, then either deal with it, or sadly, don't sign up.


TO RECAP

SIGN-UP CUTOFF-

NOV. 13th

GIFT DELIVERY CUTOFF-

JAN 3rd 2007

EMAIL WITH NAME AND ADDRESS TO-

secretspidermans@yahoo.com



IN CLOSING-

Feel free to declare your intentions to participate (or not or whatever) here, but remember the e-mail!

This thread is now open for all things Secret Spider-Man!


ENTRANCE CLOSED!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    what fresh hell

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I know exactly which one I'm sending.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited November 2006
    Oh, fuck it, this'll be my fourth SS here, but why god damned not

    Whippy on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2006
    I will do this because it costs like $3

    Garlic Bread on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Finally, a secret santa thing I can afford

    I might do this

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  • Romero ZombieRomero Zombie Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Sounds like fun, I'm in :D

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I guess....

    But I have no idea what I'd give.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    I guess....

    But I have no idea what I'd give.

    It'll probably be easier when you get your person.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2006
    if I get Manifest, I'm giving him Dropkick Detectives

    Garlic Bread on
  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    I guess....

    But I have no idea what I'd give.

    It'll probably be easier when you get your person.
    Possibly!

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    I will do this thing because it is not an expensive thing

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2006
    I was all "man fuck this I'm already in like two of these" and then I saw "single issue" and was all "what the hell, why not"

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Im in. Kinda neat withthe single issue idea.

    Marathon on
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I fear sending something the person already has.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I fear sending something the person already has.

    It'd be the same thing with trades, too, though.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I fear sending something the person already has.

    It'd be the same thing with trades, too, though.
    That's why you deliberately give them something they'll hate, because you can be sure they don't have that.

    Or do extensive post research.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    I fear sending something the person already has.

    It'd be the same thing with trades, too, though.
    That's why you deliberately give them something they'll hate, because you can be sure they don't have that.

    Or do extensive post research.

    Im sending Shoe the entire clone saga if I get him or not.

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  • TerrorbyteTerrorbyte __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    I refuse to participate in this Marvel-sponsored thread. Change it to Secret Starmans.

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    oh my god this is the best idea I've heard all year
    SO TOTALLY IN

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    HELLO WORLD

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    HELLO WORLD

    :?:

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2006
    HELLO WORLD

    hear the song that we're singin

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Just a single issue?

    I already know which one I'm going to get for my Secret Friendly Neighborhood Web Crawler!

    In.

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  • CharmyCharmy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I've tried to craft a witty and enlightening response to this, but I've got nothing, so I'll just lay down the main points I wanted to get out.

    - I'm in.
    - Any non-inappropriate single issue is okay? For example, if someone wanted to get their Secret Spidey an uncommon back-issue or a variant cover worth more than the standard $3, it wouldn't be a problem? The only reason I ask is because the intent does seem focused on keeping people from 'breaking the bank'.

    I have a feeling I already know the answer to the question, I'd just like some confirmation.

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  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'd be in, if I wasn't so gods-damned unreliable. Seriously. I don't wanna get banned. :cry:

    Tach on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2006
    Charmy wrote:
    I've tried to craft a witty and enlightening response to this, but I've got nothing, so I'll just lay down the main points I wanted to get out.

    - I'm in.
    - Any non-inappropriate single issue is okay? For example, if someone wanted to get their Secret Spidey an uncommon back-issue or a variant cover worth more than the standard $3, it wouldn't be a problem? The only reason I ask is because the intent does seem focused on keeping people from 'breaking the bank'.

    I have a feeling I already know the answer to the question, I'd just like some confirmation.

    I imagine you can get them however expensive an issue you want. Just don't expect to get something out of the ordinary

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  • CharmyCharmy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Charmy wrote:
    I've tried to craft a witty and enlightening response to this, but I've got nothing, so I'll just lay down the main points I wanted to get out.

    - I'm in.
    - Any non-inappropriate single issue is okay? For example, if someone wanted to get their Secret Spidey an uncommon back-issue or a variant cover worth more than the standard $3, it wouldn't be a problem? The only reason I ask is because the intent does seem focused on keeping people from 'breaking the bank'.

    I have a feeling I already know the answer to the question, I'd just like some confirmation.

    I imagine you can get them however expensive an issue you want. Just don't expect to get something out of the ordinary

    I will sell my endangered tigers to get my Secret Spidey a copy of Action Comics #1. And I expect exactly the same kind of treatment in turn.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2006
    if you get me Action Comics #1, i will fly to your house (boy will my arms be tired) and blow you.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Keith wrote:
    if you get me Action Comics #1, i will fly to your house (boy will my arms be tired) and blow you.

    You arms won't be the only thing that gets tired!

    SHAZAM!

    I think a ground rule needs to be placed, however.

    No Liefeld comics sent as a 'joke'. That ruins the holidays.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2006
    i hope I get shoe because I know exactly what to send him

    along with a Pikachu N64

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Bad Karma wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    if you get me Action Comics #1, i will fly to your house (boy will my arms be tired) and blow you.

    You arms won't be the only thing that gets tired!

    SHAZAM!

    I think a ground rule needs to be placed, however.

    No Liefeld comics sent as a 'joke'. That ruins the holidays.
    But Youngblood #1 is a collector's item!


    Oh man, I wish I still had those pointlessly shiny comics with the hologram cards on them.

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  • Romero ZombieRomero Zombie Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I have a bunch of said shiny comics back from the 90's. Those were fun

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Keith wrote:
    if I get Manifest, I'm giving him Dropkick Detectives

    HOT I'll resell it online and this secret spider-mans thing will end up MAKING ME MORE MONEY.
    WOOOOO

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2006
    Manifest wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    if I get Manifest, I'm giving him Dropkick Detectives

    HOT I'll resell it online and this secret spider-mans thing will end up MAKING ME MORE MONEY.
    WOOOOO

    I'll color it in first

    that way you can sell it for more money

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm in.

    I might send my Spider-Man the most 90's comic I own.

    Maybe.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Bad Karma wrote:
    I think a ground rule needs to be placed, however.

    No Michael Turner comics sent as a 'joke'. That ruins the holidays.

    There you go.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    ugh already in the SE++ Secret Satan thingy

    I'm a scrooge.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    SA wrote:
    ugh already in the SE++ Secret Satan thingy

    I'm a scrooge.

    This one is potentially much easier on your wallet than the SE++ one.

    Marathon on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'll send that oreo issue of Martian Manhunter.

    [spoiler:bde7288173]no I won't.[/spoiler:bde7288173]

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm in. Some very special person is getting a copy of Black Panther #1 (current series)!



    I kid, I kid. :lol:



    [spoiler:680d221fad]No I don't[/spoiler:680d221fad]



    [realspoiler:680d221fad]Yes I do.[/realspoiler:680d221fad]

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