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GET READY FOR THE BLACKTION

Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
BLACK DYNAMITE

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Watch the brand-new full trailer from Sundance HERE

Watch the red-band trailer below!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6oAPRJLbnM

Now you see where I'm comin' from, you jive motherfucker!

This movie is going to be incredible.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    funky

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    funky fresh

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man, Blaxploitation is the most under appreciated genre.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    admit it: you all thought Kovak made this thread

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dammit, I read that as BLACKTRON. I thought this might be about Lego.

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  • El Puncho McCrazy FistsEl Puncho McCrazy Fists Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Most horrifying film of the decade.


    And most racist.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this movie looks amazing.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fucking yes

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    They had a blaxploitation week on one of the movie channels here, it was amazing

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    More everything

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man I am not excited for this at all

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what is the point of having a num-chuck when you have a pistol? and that white chick looks like a granny.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    what is the point of having a num-chuck when you have a pistol? and that white chick looks like a granny.
    You have never seen a Blaxpolitation flick, have you

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Makershot wrote: »
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    what is the point of having a num-chuck when you have a pistol? and that white chick looks like a granny.
    You have never seen a Blaxpolitation flick, have you
    no sir.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sounds like a cool idea in general, and i get the deliberately shoddy editing etc

    but i just CANNOT watch a movie where they purposefully use low-quality sound

    i mean sure go ahead and use the shitty PEW! CHING! gunshot effects from the seventies

    but if i can't hear the actors properly then I'm not gonna watch it

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    shut up, you wake up the rest of the bitches

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dolemite! While you was in prison, we put your girls through ka-ra-te school!

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got your "boy" hangin,' you no-business, born insecure, jock-jawed, motha fuckas!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Big-Haired Mama, you can hit the sheets, or the streets, it don't make Black no nevermind.

    But that's your bag, you can go, or you can cum. Can you dig it?
    this is the best line of dialog in the history of cinema.

    #pipe on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Look at this list of characters
    wiki wrote:
    * Michael Jai White - Black Dynamite [7]
    * Arsenio Hall - Tasty Freeze [7]
    * Tommy Davidson - Cream Corn [7]
    * Obba Babatunde - Osiris [7]
    * Kevin Chapman - O'Leary [7]
    * Richard Edson - Dino [7]
    * Darrel Heath - Militant 2 [7]
    * Buddy Lewis - Gunsmoke [7]
    * Brian McKnight - Sweetheat [7]
    * Byron Minns - Bullhorn [7]
    * James McManus - Richard Nixon [7]
    * Phil Morris - Saheed [7]
    * Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Mo Bitches [7]
    * Salli Richardson - Gloria [7]
    * Tucker Smallwood - Congressman James [7]
    * John Salley - Kotex [7]
    * Chris Spencer - Militant 1 [7]
    * Mike Starr - Rafelli [7]
    * Nicole Sullivan - Patricia Nixon [7]
    * Kym Whitley - Honeybee [7]
    * Mykelti Williamson - Chicago Wind [7]
    * Bokeem Woodbine - Black Hand Jack [7]
    * Cedric Yarbrough - Chocolate Giddy-Up [7]
    * Roger Yuan - Fiendish Dr. Wu [7]

    Chocolate Giddy-up

    Mo Bitches

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladies and Gentlemen... TASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FREEZE!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this is going to be the best movie of 2009

    #pipe on
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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sadly, I'm at work, so I can't view the trailer... on my to-do list when I get home though. Sometimes I just love gloriously cheesy exploitation flicks.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fletcher wrote: »
    sounds like a cool idea in general, and i get the deliberately shoddy editing etc

    but i just CANNOT watch a movie where they purposefully use low-quality sound

    i mean sure go ahead and use the shitty PEW! CHING! gunshot effects from the seventies

    but if i can't hear the actors properly then I'm not gonna watch it

    Not a fan of Grindhouse, are we?

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I THREW THAT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOOOOOOM

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wow. This is beyond words

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    they're remaking The Last Dragon with Sam Jackson as Sho'nuff

    that's awful

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    I THREW THAT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOOOOOOM

    i knew i was forgeting one of their fantastic lines

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    And most racist.

    One of the the few great things to come from Chocolate News,

    "It's only racist

    if you are."

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    I THREW THAT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOOOOOOM

    i knew i was forgeting one of their fantastic lines

    This is private how'd you get in?

    I walked in

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh my god

    Yes

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This will be the best movie of the past decade.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    We are talking about a man who keeps two guns. One to stop trouble, and one to make it.

    Seriously I can't wait for this, I love blaxploitation movies. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is probably my favorite but you can't forget the classics, like Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also: I'm going to start calling people Tasty Freeze when I meet them, as in, What up tasty freeze? Turn off that bull on the radio.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    i liked Undercover Brother

    but i was 14 when I saw it

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I liked Undercover Brother too

    I saw it like last week

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah, that movie has its moments

    basically any part with NPH is ten tons of white gold

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "How'd he get in?"

    "Shit man what can I say? Affirmative action"

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    "How'd he get in?"

    "Shit man what can I say? Affirmative action"
    lol, i thought affirmative action was only in South Africa.

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