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iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7619000/7619708.stm
Marvin and Arthur Dent's adventures will be penned by a new author
All the characters have been blown to pieces, and the trilogy is already two books too long.

But the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has never had a problem with highly improbable events. Douglas Adams died in 2001, having written five of the enduringly popular Hitchhiker books - still inaccurately dubbed a trilogy. About 16 million copies of the books have been sold worldwide, but fans were left disappointed when it seemed as though Adams' early death ended the series with all the main characters seemingly meeting a grizzly end. Adams himself said: "I suspect at some point in the future I will write a sixth Hitchhiker book…I would love to finish Hitchhiker on a slightly more upbeat note. Five seems to be a wrong kind of number, six is a better kind of number."


Now it seems Adams' wish has come true. Children's author Eoin Colfer has been chosen to write the sixth of the series by Adams' widow Jane Belson. He writes of his joy at being able to continue the series with the new book And Another Thing. I first read the Hitchhiker's Guide in my late teens when Ted Roche, a libertine friend of mine, pressed it into my sweaty palms and hissed at me with fanatical intensity that I must read it or be ridiculed forever by the school literati. Relax, dude, I remember saying with eighties' insouciance. Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. But I was scared. Petrified in fact. If one was not a sportsman, the only other circle to belong to was the readers' circle. Places were limited and expulsions were swift and ruthless. If one had not read the livre du jour then one would not be offered book swapsies on Friday. If this happened, then a person might be forced to turn to his own siblings for conversation.
Colfer likens the chance to write the book as "being offered the superpower of your choice"

So, in this spirit of quasi-persecution I scuttled home after double chemistry and found a quiet bathroom where I could settle down and read what I was certain would be a thinly veiled version of Star Wars. Vogons destroy the Earth and a single hero survives. Please. I could almost write the rest myself. Never have I been so happy to be proven wrong. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was like nothing I had read before, or since for that matter. If you have read it then you know exactly what I am talking about. If you haven't then read it now, moron. The problem is the hyperbole puts people off. If it's so popular then it must be middle of the road, brimming with clichés and easily digested on the sands of Ibiza.


All false assumptions. The Guide is a slice of satirical genius. A marvel of quantum tomfoolery. A dissection of the absurdities of our human condition. A space odyssey that forces us to face ourselves and collapse in hysterics. Imagine if Messrs Hawking and Fry were locked in a room with the entire cast of Monty Python and forced to write a book which would subsequently be edited by Pink Floyd, then the result would need a lot of work before it could be cut from Douglas Adams' first draft.

A quest?

For the next couple of decades I followed the exploits of Arthur Dent and his intergalactic troupe as they stumbled through space and time befuddled and bereft, drinking tea in the face of impossible odds and generally failing to find enlightenment at every turn. It's like a quest for the holy grail where the grail is neither holy nor grail-shaped. I travelled with Arthur Dent as he lost his planet, learned to fly, found love, made sandwiches, got to know his daughter, found his planet again briefly and finally got blown to atoms. Blown to atoms! Surely not, but no need to panic, Douglas Adams would surely reassemble Arthur somehow in the next book. But as we all know, the next book never came and the legions of Hitchhiker fans were left with their hearts beating a little too quickly for all eternity. I realised that this is a wonderful opportunity to work with characters I have loved since childhood

It became a whimsy of mine to finish the story, just for my own peace of mind. I often wondered how Douglas Adams would have resurrected his beloved characters. And now, almost quarter of a century after first reading Hitchhiker, I have been given the incredible opportunity of writing the next chapter in the saga myself. In an actual book rather than in my head. My first reaction was semi-outrage that anyone should be allowed to tamper with this incredible series. But on reflection I realised that this is a wonderful opportunity to work with characters I have loved since childhood and give them something of my own voice while holding onto the spirit of Douglas Adams and not laying a single finger on his five books. Once again I am terrified by a Hitchhiker book and this time it is my own. I feel more pressure to perform now than I ever have with my own books, and that is why I am bloody determined that this will be the best thing I have ever written. And if it isn't then I will make sure that the cover is extremely pretty. For the first time in decades I feel the uncertainty that I last felt in my teenage years.

There are people out there that really want to like this book. Ted Roche is one. I will track him down in eight months time, with a proof copy in my sweaty grip, press it into his hands and tell him with fanatical intensity that he really has to read this book. Then I will sit on the corner of his sofa until he is finished and await the verdict.

To me, the Hitchhikers' trilogy was one of the most influental and meaningful sagas I've ever had the pleasure of being puzzled by. I'm a fairly young man, however, and Douglas was mere months from his fatally tragic treadmill run when I picked up my first copy of the Ultimate Guide (a leatherbound edition of all five books and one short of the trilogy thats been out of print for some time). I didn't know about Douglas while he was alive but his stories, this and all the others played a big part in shaping the person I'm still growing up to be. I've dedicated the flesh of my right arm to a collage of Hitchhikers symbolism,

But I'm young. I'm familiar with the work of Eoin Colfer, he writes some pretty decent stories about a teenage criminal genius, his ferocious butler, and the technologically savvy fae that life underneath us. My own reaction is one of skepticism, but I wonder what some of the more experienced and aged have to say on this matter.

What say you, SE++?

...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the first artemis fowl book was pretty rad but I don't know how I feel about this

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hasn't this been posted already?
    edit: Never mind, just a thread in debate and discourse three months ago.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    Eoin Colfer

    oh no

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the first was rad and the second and third were passable but after that they were god-awful

    also ain't arthur dent, you know, dead

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Eoin Colfer

    oh no

    basically

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I feel more pressure to perform now than I ever have with my own books, and that is why I am bloody determined that this will be the best thing I have ever written. And if it isn't then I will make sure that the cover is extremely pretty.

    This is the only bit that gives me some hope for it, because its pretty much exactly what Douglas would say.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    iStevo wrote: »
    I feel more pressure to perform now than I ever have with my own books, and that is why I am bloody determined that this will be the best thing I have ever written. And if it isn't then I will make sure that the cover is extremely pretty.
    This is the only bit that gives me some hope for it, because its pretty much exactly what Douglas would say.
    that sounds like a hollow parallel universe attempt to sound like douglas adams

    which is what I fear this whole effort will be

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    I liked the movie and it kind of stinks that they're never going to make a sequel ever

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ugh. It might be a good book, but it's not going to be Adams writing it, so why exactly do we need it? Can't we just read an abortion of a fanfiction on the internet and be satisfied? It's pretty much the same thing.

    Although I do support Colfer, his first few books were exceedingly entertaining at the time I read them. I just don't see him being on the same level as Douglas Adams, especially for dealing with the HGttG

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Let Arthur Dent rest. There's no need to dig up the characters and put them through new adventures when, even if done properly, we'll still be left with the nagging feeling that it somehow just isn't as good as it would be if Douglas had written it.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    iStevo wrote: »
    I feel more pressure to perform now than I ever have with my own books, and that is why I am bloody determined that this will be the best thing I have ever written. And if it isn't then I will make sure that the cover is extremely pretty.
    This is the only bit that gives me some hope for it, because its pretty much exactly what Douglas would say.
    that sounds like a hollow parallel universe attempt to sound like douglas adams

    which is what I fear this whole effort will be

    yeah, i'm not going to pick it up

    it'll be like if marisha pessl finished the dirk gently books

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I do not think this will end well

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    who's the woman that's finishin off her late husband's book?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I do not think this will end well

    It won't. He's better off writing for his normal series.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hitchhikers Guide VI: The Search For More Money

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh my god what the fuck

    no no no this dude's first two books were okay when i was ten i cannot have him messing with the series that made me love reading fuck fuck fuck

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I feel that if they where going to do this they should have gotten Terry Prattchett.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I feel that if they where going to do this they should have gotten Terry Prattchett.

    they probably would have, but his brain is currently turning into soup

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Look on the bright side - this could lead to a revived interest in the original trilogy, which could then lead to a sequel to the movie, done better because the books are now fresh in people's minds.

    Or it could be an over-exposed and ultimately forgettable book which turns out to be sort of OK if you can filter out the enraged fanbase.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't remember how the last one ended
    how did the last one end

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I feel that if they where going to do this they should have gotten Terry Prattchett.

    they probably would have, but his brain is currently turning into soup

    what? goddamn it, that is the one person i would trust to write a sequel to the books.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    RubberAC wrote: »
    I don't remember how the last one ended
    how did the last one end
    EVERYONE DIED

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    RubberAC wrote: »
    I don't remember how the last one ended
    how did the last one end
    Everybody died.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok thanks for the specifics dudes

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Look on the bright side - this could lead to a revived interest in the original trilogy, which could then lead to a sequel to the movie, done better because the books are now fresh in people's minds.

    Or it could be an over-exposed and ultimately forgettable book which turns out to be sort of OK if you can filter out the enraged fanbase.

    nah, all i really need is this box set of the BBC miniseries and the radio show CDs

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Look on the bright side - this could lead to a revived interest in the original trilogy, which could then lead to a sequel to the movie, done better because the books are now fresh in people's minds.

    Or it could be an over-exposed and ultimately forgettable book which turns out to be sort of OK if you can filter out the enraged fanbase.

    nah, all i really need is this box set of the BBC miniseries and the radio show CDs

    They show the TV series here every so often, and it really hasn't held up well.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Look on the bright side - this could lead to a revived interest in the original trilogy, which could then lead to a sequel to the movie, done better because the books are now fresh in people's minds.

    Or it could be an over-exposed and ultimately forgettable book which turns out to be sort of OK if you can filter out the enraged fanbase.

    nah, all i really need is this box set of the BBC miniseries and the radio show CDs

    They show the TV series here every so often, and it really hasn't held up well.
    fuck you man

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    really? i still love it, for some reason the shitty 80s animatronics play very well into douglas adams' setting

    certainly a hell of a lot better than the new movie and 'love will conquer all' speech

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    your plastic pal that's fun to be with! :whistle:

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Look on the bright side - this could lead to a revived interest in the original trilogy, which could then lead to a sequel to the movie, done better because the books are now fresh in people's minds.

    Or it could be an over-exposed and ultimately forgettable book which turns out to be sort of OK if you can filter out the enraged fanbase.

    nah, all i really need is this box set of the BBC miniseries and the radio show CDs

    They show the TV series here every so often, and it really hasn't held up well.
    fuck you man

    i totally agree, i love that series

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The radio series was, I think, structured better than the book, if only because I love the style of old time radio shows mixed with comedy (Firesign Theatre, anyone?).

    The books had all that story and than some, buit a book is a book and a radio show is a radio show.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FIRESIGN THEATER

    finally someone else who has even heard of them

    h5 h5 h5 h5

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    wam and hawk know what's up

    stevo, adams wrote the radio shows before he ever did the books or the tv series

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FIRESIGN THEATER

    finally someone else who has even heard of them

    h5 h5 h5 h5

    Anchovies? Sorry, I spell my name DANGER

    Click

    What?

    wam and hawk know what's up

    stevo, adams wrote the radio shows before he ever did the books or the tv series

    Yeah, I know. But I read the book before I heard the show and it was interesting to see very similar contect brought forth in a completly different light. I was just saying that there are parts in the book that I like that weren't written when the show was out.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There are only 4 books in the Hitchhiker's trilogy.

    Nothing good came out of Mostly Harmless and it should only be read as a warning to other writers about what writing while depressed will get you.

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blasphemy.

    Mostly harmless had the King, and Ford assualting the Guide HQ, and the trippy bird/guide that just wanted to fuck everyones shit up.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have mp3s of the radio shows somewhere, but I can't remember where they are, or where I got them from, or even which versions of the radio show they are.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Look on the bright side - this could lead to a revived interest in the original trilogy, which could then lead to a sequel to the movie, done better because the books are now fresh in people's minds.

    Or it could be an over-exposed and ultimately forgettable book which turns out to be sort of OK if you can filter out the enraged fanbase.

    nah, all i really need is this box set of the BBC miniseries and the radio show CDs

    They show the TV series here every so often, and it really hasn't held up well.
    what

    no

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    Ringo wrote: »
    There are only 4 books in the Hitchhiker's trilogy.

    Nothing good came out of Mostly Harmless and it should only be read as a warning to other writers about what writing while depressed will get you.

    Agreed.

    Adams himself couldn't carry the series to a fifth book. Why do we need someone who isn't Douglas Adams to reinitiate an inevitable downfall?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The only reason Adams was at all concerned about putting out a sixth book is because he knew what a travesty Mostly Harmless had turned into.

    So I'm torn. You can either accept this new sixth book as the only way to make up for Mostly Harmless, or you can simply disavow both the fifth and sixth books and have a nice neat package of wonderful writing.

    Wait, I'm not torn at all. Four books it is!

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