i will lead the people of colorado into the mountains where from we will mount our unending raids into the western republic.
my loyal band of misfits is better than your loyal band of rogues.
say that to my face why don't you. or are you yella
What are you going to do about it.
we stalk through your forests with ease, astride our war-moose. My shock troops are among the finest in the land.
what say you when your young are carried off by a thousand laser guided eagles
we will wait for you, secreted away in the harshest peaks and caves of the rockie mountains and then descend upon you with a legion of vicious black bears baying for blood.
carson just freaked the fuck out and kicked and flailed in his sleep, so i woke him up, and he told me he was fighting off an attacker. the attacker was standing over him, so he was kicking him in the junk.
I think America's collective paramilitary force could hold off Russia rather decisively(I am including our gangs into this). Just need to google "how to make IEDs" and then put it on twitter.
America would probably be one of the hardest countries to invade and take control of, even ignoring the regular military. One of, if not the highest rate of civilian gun ownership in the world, a large population but spread over a huge area, and a very strong sense of nationalism.
An effective resistance only really needs a few things though: guns, ammunition, food source, knowledge of the local terrain
Well I guess that's why the US army is having so much trouble removing the resistance from Afghanistan. I'd imagine every dude and his dog has firearms in that country.
Yeah, they got a bunch of weapons from the US while they were fighting the russians there, then when the russians left they didn't take a lot of shit with them.
During an invasion, all the resistance has to do to be useful is disrupt the invader's supply lines so that they have to use more troops behind the lines, which will help inspire the rest of the country to not surrender. If the invasion succeeds, all they have to do is go 'FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME'.
I don't get the joke goatmon? Many jewish people take not eating pork to be part of their religion, so they wouldn't be affected by poisoned bacon.
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we will wait for you, secreted away in the harshest peaks and caves of the rockie mountains and then descend upon you with a legion of vicious black bears baying for blood.
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carson just freaked the fuck out and kicked and flailed in his sleep, so i woke him up, and he told me he was fighting off an attacker. the attacker was standing over him, so he was kicking him in the junk.
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the witch was invincible and that was his last attack against her
It's the only place they're vulnerable.
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I'm just sayin'
I don't think the high rate of gun ownership would help that much. Not as much as what some of you appear to be making out.
EDIT: But I agree. Large land-mass, large population, and a good army to boot etc.
An effective resistance only really needs a few things though: guns, ammunition, food source, knowledge of the local terrain
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Well I guess that's why the US army is having so much trouble removing the resistance from Afghanistan. I'd imagine every dude and his dog has firearms in that country.
pfffffhahahahaha
During an invasion, all the resistance has to do to be useful is disrupt the invader's supply lines so that they have to use more troops behind the lines, which will help inspire the rest of the country to not surrender. If the invasion succeeds, all they have to do is go 'FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME'.
I don't get the joke goatmon? Many jewish people take not eating pork to be part of their religion, so they wouldn't be affected by poisoned bacon.
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it was funny
it would be so cute
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"who is a cute little megalomaniac expansionist nation? you are! yes you are! yeeeesss you are! awubbawubbawoooo!"
*ahgiggle, ahgiggle coo*
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twenty bucks says "the critic" gets picked up by adult swim in the next two years
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They shall reap what they have sown, insh'allah.
Volyu
I know that my great land of northern california / southern oregon has been chosen by God to sweep across this continent and conquer the infidels.
But you sir, shall be the enemy I hold in high esteem.
(Shit, this kinda makes me want to make a Salah Ud-Din avatar/sig combo)
I'm not into Pokemon.
an action that is so terrible that no country can ever allow it. Other examples include the slave trade
and genocide
Or you know.
The use of nuclear weapons.
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what's wrong with the slave trade
It's been replaced by the
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I PLAY POKEMON!
and the crowd goes wild!