seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!
If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.
a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.
dudes look at them, and they like it
Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.
laying it on a bit thick there duder
just like THE LORD will lay in his infinite majesty the never-ending pain of confinement with a million other damned souls, gnashing teeth and wailing in hope of a salvation that will never come? WILL HE LAY ON HIS PUNITIVE DAMNATION A LITTLE THICK? PERHAPS
you're like a comedian who emphasizes the wrong words
oh man, he's still at a cute age then. my lil bro is going to be 16 in a month, and he is a great duder, just not the brightest, and he doesn't know when to stop.
hah i'd like to meet him if he tries to act like you
sadly, he picks up my crudeness, amplifies it, and doesn't know when you speak freely, and when you put on the polite face
"Say, bitch! Pass the muthafuckin' potatoes! And don't be skimpin' on the goddamned cranberry sauce!"
seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!
If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.
a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.
dudes look at them, and they like it
Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.
laying it on a bit thick there duder
just like THE LORD will lay in his infinite majesty the never-ending pain of confinement with a million other damned souls, gnashing teeth and wailing in hope of a salvation that will never come? WILL HE LAY ON HIS PUNITIVE DAMNATION A LITTLE THICK? PERHAPS
you're like a comedian who emphasizes the wrong words
now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate faces
he talks to my mom like that all the time, but she doesn't make him know seriously that that is not ok, so he keeps doing it. he's at the stage where we will try and make a joke out of it over and over all 'ok' 'ok'. so you gotta let him know that you aren't being mean, and no need to be embarressed, but that is not ok.
funny story:
my mom hands him a jar to open and says "i can't believe how tight it is" mark says: "yea, its about as tight as your mother is"
i am over at the pc snorting because i am trying not to laugh way too loudly, and she barely says 'maark, don't say that!'
now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate faces
he talks to my mom like that all the time, but she doesn't make him know seriously that that is not ok, so he keeps doing it. he's at the stage where we will try and make a joke out of it over and over all 'ok' 'ok'. so you gotta let him know that you aren't being mean, and no need to be embarressed, but that is not ok.
funny story:
my mom hands him a jar to open and says "i can't believe how tight it is" mark says: "yea, its about as tight as your mother is"
i am over at the pc snorting because i am trying not to laugh way too loudly, and she barely says 'maark, don't say that!'
hahahaha, that is awesome but incredibly inappropriate
now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate faces
he talks to my mom like that all the time, but she doesn't make him know seriously that that is not ok, so he keeps doing it. he's at the stage where we will try and make a joke out of it over and over all 'ok' 'ok'. so you gotta let him know that you aren't being mean, and no need to be embarressed, but that is not ok.
funny story:
my mom hands him a jar to open and says "i can't believe how tight it is" mark says: "yea, its about as tight as your mother is"
i am over at the pc snorting because i am trying not to laugh way too loudly, and she barely says 'maark, don't say that!'
damn
it's like your brother has a more cogent and functioning version of tourette's
Texas's barely tolerates American rule, the fact that some crazy Russian thinks it'd fall under Mexican sway is so absurd that I can not fathom an intelligent man in this world conceiving of the concept.
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you're like a comedian who emphasizes the wrong words
That is no matter.
I wear the pants like a scarf.
"Say, bitch! Pass the muthafuckin' potatoes! And don't be skimpin' on the goddamned cranberry sauce!"
incest
ahahahaha
can't fault the guy though
oh god
that's such a crazy
simile
you don't have a neck
A scarf for his testicle.
Maybe it would finally get me into the secret hideout
the teacher's lounge.
I have many chins that need to be kept warm.
Death by Snoo Snoo face
staying from the 30th-3rd, four pairs jeans, four shirts, underwear, socks..
hmm.
he talks to my mom like that all the time, but she doesn't make him know seriously that that is not ok, so he keeps doing it. he's at the stage where we will try and make a joke out of it over and over all 'ok' 'ok'. so you gotta let him know that you aren't being mean, and no need to be embarressed, but that is not ok.
funny story:
my mom hands him a jar to open and says "i can't believe how tight it is" mark says: "yea, its about as tight as your mother is"
i am over at the pc snorting because i am trying not to laugh way too loudly, and she barely says 'maark, don't say that!'
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR VIBRATOR
FOR YOUR VAGINA
Next time he comments on your tits, offer to make him the motorboating champion of the world. It'll either make his brain hurt, or his pants tight.
Did the framed glamour shot get there that I sent? You could take that, ya know. if you wanted
*kicks dirt timidly*
i keep telling microsoft word that snoo-snooface is a word
hahahaha, that is awesome but incredibly inappropriate
clicking "ignore all" on words like poopdick is wayyyy too much fun
perhaps orik forgot his gay license
damn
it's like your brother has a more cogent and functioning version of tourette's
it's poof, bel, get it write
silly
Oh Silmaril.
You almost made me spit out my delicious Alpha-Bits cereal!
Either that's photoshopped, or I just learned something today...
princton has had their gay license revoked for quite some time now miss
don't make me do the same to you
Altho, Russians are Cracker Jack'd in the head