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"Take that, America!", says the crazy Russian Professor

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wow

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.

    dudes look at them, and they like it

    Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.

    laying it on a bit thick there duder

    just like THE LORD will lay in his infinite majesty the never-ending pain of confinement with a million other damned souls, gnashing teeth and wailing in hope of a salvation that will never come? WILL HE LAY ON HIS PUNITIVE DAMNATION A LITTLE THICK? PERHAPS

    you're like a comedian who emphasizes the wrong words

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I still get hand-me-downs and it is awesome.

    One of my brothers will be like, "I've gotten too fat for these pants, do you want them?"

    And I accept because free pants is free pants.

    but you are far too fat for them

    That is no matter.

    I wear the pants like a scarf.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh man, he's still at a cute age then. my lil bro is going to be 16 in a month, and he is a great duder, just not the brightest, and he doesn't know when to stop.

    hah i'd like to meet him if he tries to act like you

    sadly, he picks up my crudeness, amplifies it, and doesn't know when you speak freely, and when you put on the polite face

    "Say, bitch! Pass the muthafuckin' potatoes! And don't be skimpin' on the goddamned cranberry sauce!"

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that
    hahahahaha

    incest

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    ahahahaha

    can't fault the guy though

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    oh god

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.

    dudes look at them, and they like it

    Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.

    laying it on a bit thick there duder

    just like THE LORD will lay in his infinite majesty the never-ending pain of confinement with a million other damned souls, gnashing teeth and wailing in hope of a salvation that will never come? WILL HE LAY ON HIS PUNITIVE DAMNATION A LITTLE THICK? PERHAPS

    you're like a comedian who emphasizes the wrong words

    that's such a crazy

    simile

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I still get hand-me-downs and it is awesome.

    One of my brothers will be like, "I've gotten too fat for these pants, do you want them?"

    And I accept because free pants is free pants.

    but you are far too fat for them

    That is no matter.

    I wear the pants like a scarf.

    you don't have a neck

    Nuzak on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I still get hand-me-downs and it is awesome.

    One of my brothers will be like, "I've gotten too fat for these pants, do you want them?"

    And I accept because free pants is free pants.

    but you are far too fat for them

    That is no matter.

    I wear the pants like a scarf.

    you don't have a neck

    A scarf for his testicle.

    Silmaril on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    If I were a mom, I'd outwhore my daughter and gross her out and make her be more respectable with her sexuality


    and then do her teachers

    In class?


    Or outside class just before the lesson starts?

    Maybe it would finally get me into the secret hideout

    the teacher's lounge.

    Futore on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I still get hand-me-downs and it is awesome.

    One of my brothers will be like, "I've gotten too fat for these pants, do you want them?"

    And I accept because free pants is free pants.

    but you are far too fat for them

    That is no matter.

    I wear the pants like a scarf.

    you don't have a neck

    I have many chins that need to be kept warm.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate :| faces

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel, dear, I must tell you that, in my expert and scholarly opinion, your tits are terrificly rude.

    Futore on
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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate :| faces

    Death by Snoo Snoo face

    Khavall on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    god dammit i know i'm forgetting something

    staying from the 30th-3rd, four pairs jeans, four shirts, underwear, socks..

    hmm.

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate :| faces

    he talks to my mom like that all the time, but she doesn't make him know seriously that that is not ok, so he keeps doing it. he's at the stage where we will try and make a joke out of it over and over all 'ok' 'ok'. so you gotta let him know that you aren't being mean, and no need to be embarressed, but that is not ok.

    funny story:
    my mom hands him a jar to open and says "i can't believe how tight it is" mark says: "yea, its about as tight as your mother is"

    i am over at the pc snorting because i am trying not to laugh way too loudly, and she barely says 'maark, don't say that!'

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    god dammit i know i'm forgetting something

    staying from the 30th-3rd, four pairs jeans, four shirts, underwear, socks..

    hmm.

    WHAT ABOUT


    YOUR VIBRATOR

    FOR YOUR VAGINA

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    Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    Next time he comments on your tits, offer to make him the motorboating champion of the world. It'll either make his brain hurt, or his pants tight.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    god dammit i know i'm forgetting something

    staying from the 30th-3rd, four pairs jeans, four shirts, underwear, socks..

    hmm.

    Did the framed glamour shot get there that I sent? You could take that, ya know. if you wanted

    *kicks dirt timidly*

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate :| faces

    Death by Snoo Snoo face

    i keep telling microsoft word that snoo-snooface is a word

    Nuzak on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate :| faces

    he talks to my mom like that all the time, but she doesn't make him know seriously that that is not ok, so he keeps doing it. he's at the stage where we will try and make a joke out of it over and over all 'ok' 'ok'. so you gotta let him know that you aren't being mean, and no need to be embarressed, but that is not ok.

    funny story:
    my mom hands him a jar to open and says "i can't believe how tight it is" mark says: "yea, its about as tight as your mother is"

    i am over at the pc snorting because i am trying not to laugh way too loudly, and she barely says 'maark, don't say that!'

    hahahaha, that is awesome but incredibly inappropriate

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate :| faces

    Death by Snoo Snoo face

    i keep telling microsoft word that snoo-snooface is a word

    clicking "ignore all" on words like poopdick is wayyyy too much fun

    Futore on
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    god dammit i know i'm forgetting something

    staying from the 30th-3rd, four pairs jeans, four shirts, underwear, socks..

    hmm.

    WHAT ABOUT


    YOUR VIBRATOR

    FOR YOUR VAGINA

    perhaps orik forgot his gay license

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    now i have this awesome image of this burst of laughter and then immediate :| faces

    he talks to my mom like that all the time, but she doesn't make him know seriously that that is not ok, so he keeps doing it. he's at the stage where we will try and make a joke out of it over and over all 'ok' 'ok'. so you gotta let him know that you aren't being mean, and no need to be embarressed, but that is not ok.

    funny story:
    my mom hands him a jar to open and says "i can't believe how tight it is" mark says: "yea, its about as tight as your mother is"

    i am over at the pc snorting because i am trying not to laugh way too loudly, and she barely says 'maark, don't say that!'

    damn

    it's like your brother has a more cogent and functioning version of tourette's

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    Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
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    Winston Churchill on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "License to be gay. Proof to be a pouf."

    Belruel on
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what?

    it's poof, bel, get it write

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Taste the Rainbow.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what?

    it's poof, bel, get it write
    it's right, nuzak, get it right

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i'll never look at skittles the same way again

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what?

    it's poof, bel, get it write
    it's right, nuzak, get it rite

    LTM on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what?

    it's poof, bel, get it right

    silly

    loadingpoufdefinitiondiqs9.jpg

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Taste the Rainbow.

    Oh Silmaril.

    You almost made me spit out my delicious Alpha-Bits cereal!

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what?

    it's poof, bel, get it right

    silly

    loadingpoufdefinitiondiqs9.jpg

    Either that's photoshopped, or I just learned something today...

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what?

    it's poof, bel, get it right

    silly

    loadingpoufdefinitiondiqs9.jpg

    princton has had their gay license revoked for quite some time now miss

    don't make me do the same to you

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    bel is a gay expert

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it is troof, go check dictionary.com

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bel is also an expert on gays.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Texas's barely tolerates American rule, the fact that some crazy Russian thinks it'd fall under Mexican sway is so absurd that I can not fathom an intelligent man in this world conceiving of the concept.


    Altho, Russians are Cracker Jack'd in the head

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