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I made [chat]!

ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutesRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
I boiled noodles and heated sauce and it made this lovely [chat]! Would anybody like some of my [chat]?

2009010953984ih3.jpg

Better-than-birthday-sig!
Gim wrote: »
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    adolf_hitler.jpg

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Terribad

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Your [chat] is far too easy to make didn't you even watch Ratatouille what kind of frenchman are you

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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Awful.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The rumor of the end of lame [chat] threads was obviously greatly exaggerated

    Elendil on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    JustinSane wrote:
    Hahaha.

    My mom had a girl in her girl scout troop one year named "Sade." No umlaughts or tildes or anything. Pronounced "Shar-day"

    Yeah, "Sequins" is totally on the same level as an ethnic African name.

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  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wow I've seen some quick hitlerings in my day but that was FAST.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I boiled noodles and heated sauce and it made this lovely [chat]! Would anybody like some of my [chat]?

    2009010953984ih3.jpg

    I like to make pasta dishes with two different kinds of noodles, and usually if I cook the sauce I'll shred a bunch of parmesan into it while I cook it instead of sprinkling it on top. Because I generally eat one meal a day so it's okay that my red sauce is like 20% cheese.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    JustinSane wrote:
    Hahaha.

    My mom had a girl in her girl scout troop one year named "Sade." No umlaughts or tildes or anything. Pronounced "Shar-day"

    Yeah, "Sequins" is totally on the same level as an ethnic African name.

    Yeah I was about to say that's a normal Nigerian name

    You know

    Like the singer

    smoooooooth operatah
    smooOOOOOOooooth operatah

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    The rumor of the end of lame [chat] threads was obviously greatly exaggerated

    I am all about misdirection and misinformation.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So my sister's laptop has been rescued from being a paperweight.

    Hower, the six years of pictures did not survive.

    There are no other copies of those pictures.

    Many of the subjects of those pictures (cats, horse, etc) no longer exist.

    :(

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is an interesting question.
    Would you be willing to genetically modify your child's embryo to ensure that the child will be endowed with traits you desire?
    No - we shouldn't disrupt God's plan for the child
    No - homogenizing gene pools weakens species
    No - I'd feel guilty if my choices turned out bad
    Yes - I want the best for my child

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    The rumor of the end of lame [chat] threads was obviously greatly exaggerated

    I am all about misdirection and misinformation.
    And sucking

    Elendil on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    What time is it?

    It's nice hot cup of tea time, that's what time it is.

    Bogart on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogart wrote: »
    What time is it?

    It's nice hot cup of tea time, that's what time it is.

    It is 11 minutes after 10, and we are firmly in the PM.

    Organichu on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is an interesting question.
    Would you be willing to genetically modify your child's embryo to ensure that the child will be endowed with traits you desire?
    No - we shouldn't disrupt God's plan for the child
    No - homogenizing gene pools weakens species
    No - I'd feel guilty if my choices turned out bad
    Yes - I want the best for my child

    a) Do you want to send your child into military service like a good patriot?
    b) Are you a horrible traitor?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Echo is that how all the people in Borkistan look?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wow I've seen some quick hitlerings in my day but that was FAST.

    Many historians believe that Hitler's inability to successfully boil noodles contributed to his poor self-esteem, which eventually developed into the paranoia and full-blown megalomania that came to define The Fuhrer and his Reich.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is an interesting question.
    Would you be willing to genetically modify your child's embryo to ensure that the child will be endowed with traits you desire?
    No - we shouldn't disrupt God's plan for the child
    No - homogenizing gene pools weakens species
    No - I'd feel guilty if my choices turned out bad
    Yes - I want the best for my child

    I liked that question too.

    I chose the homogenizing one.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    Echo is that how all the people in Borkistan look?

    I've been working out.

    Echo on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is an interesting question.
    Would you be willing to genetically modify your child's embryo to ensure that the child will be endowed with traits you desire?
    No - we shouldn't disrupt God's plan for the child
    No - homogenizing gene pools weakens species
    No - I'd feel guilty if my choices turned out bad
    Yes - I want the best for my child
    IT'S A TRAP

    A TRAP

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YOUR OP IS MAKING ME HUNGRY, ZIMMY!

    Hi I'm Vee! on
    vRyue2p.png
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Professional traveler Rick Steves- who from my knowledge has never gone anywhere riskier than Finland- visits Iran.

    THINGS RICK STEVES, PROFESSIONAL TRAVELER, HAS LEARNED IN IRAN:

    1. They speak Farsi instead of Arabic.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CHRIST ZIMMY WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT

    Select the pistol, and then, select the [chat]

    Elendil on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    The rumor of the end of lame [chat] threads was obviously greatly exaggerated

    I am all about misdirection and misinformation.
    And sucking

    Alright Mr. Majin.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My uncle has such similar taste in movies to me. It's awesome. I actually see here in his DVD collection many movies I'd wanted to see.

    This is separate from the taste of my American family. The movie on loop in my home in America is Step Up 2 and the Gameplan.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zimmy, were you here or I there, I would happily partake of your noodles and enjoy them.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    At least it has pepperoncinis.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    Professional traveler Rick Steves- who from my knowledge has never gone anywhere riskier than Finland- visits Iran.

    THINGS RICK STEVES, PROFESSIONAL TRAVELER, HAS LEARNED IN IRAN:

    1. They speak Farsi instead of Arabic.
    WHAT!?

    WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF THIS SOONER

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Bah. You should name your daughter "Buick".

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YOUR OP IS MAKING ME HUNGRY, ZIMMY!

    VH would you like some of my delicious [chat]?

    It is an arrabiata [chat]!

    I got the recipe from French Darth Vader.

    EDIT: Feral you can have some too.

    None for Hakks. She's a sextitted meanie.

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    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have noodles and sauce and vegetables in the fridge at home.

    I miss them.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    This is an interesting question.
    Would you be willing to genetically modify your child's embryo to ensure that the child will be endowed with traits you desire?
    No - we shouldn't disrupt God's plan for the child
    No - homogenizing gene pools weakens species
    No - I'd feel guilty if my choices turned out bad
    Yes - I want the best for my child

    I liked that question too.

    I chose the homogenizing one.

    hi5!

    What about your ideal match?

    I said yes.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I made a thing involving potatoes and cream.

    And another thing involving carrots and cabbage.

    These things do not really go together.

    japan on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Smooooooooooooooth

    operatah

    coast to coast LA to chicago
    something something somethiiiiiing

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    This is an interesting question.
    Would you be willing to genetically modify your child's embryo to ensure that the child will be endowed with traits you desire?
    No - we shouldn't disrupt God's plan for the child
    No - homogenizing gene pools weakens species
    No - I'd feel guilty if my choices turned out bad
    Yes - I want the best for my child

    I liked that question too.

    I chose the homogenizing one.

    hi5!

    What about your ideal match?

    I said yes.

    Anything but God's plan

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd just like to point out that the criticizing of chat OPs/titles is silly

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't see what's wrong with pasteurizing the gene pool

    Elendil on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I don't see what's wrong with pasteurizing the gene pool

    Just have to apply enough heat.

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