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Can't you see the signs man!

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    guys

    ponder this -

    what if


    what if we rode machines into war???

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    elephants are so 1865

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Machines? That's crazy talk, they'd flip out and kill us before we even got to the front lines.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elephants may be 1865, but I submit that they are still better than Giraffes.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    your right your right


    what was I thinking

    how goes development of the flying squidshark.

    Have the eagles mated with the whales yet.

    I am sure the special diving equipment arrived in proper order?

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    JTokJTok Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    JTok wrote: »
    I had homemade lasagna last night. I'm always up for some delicious pasta!

    P.eS.to Word to your mother.


    I dunno what I was trying to do there

    boooo


    get off the stage


    Seconded.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    your right your right


    what was I thinking

    how goes development of the flying squidshark.

    Have the eagles mated with the whales yet.

    I am sure the special diving equipment arrived in proper order?


    What was that robotic four legged thing that could autonomously navigate over shitty terrain and even recover when the dude tried to kick it over in the video? I'd volunteer as long as they let me ride like a ten foot tall armoured version of that with a pintle mount .50 cal SMG.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    pipe would you like to be my lab assistant?

    I have tenure you see. unlike that bear character.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My pop made this awesome meat sauce over Rigatoni and some homemade bread. I tried the sauce with the bread when I got home from work that day. Eight slices later I was full, and realized I hadn't had any pasta yet...

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    your right your right


    what was I thinking

    how goes development of the flying squidshark.

    Have the eagles mated with the whales yet.

    I am sure the special diving equipment arrived in proper order?


    What was that robotic four legged thing that could autonomously navigate over shitty terrain and even recover when the dude tried to kick it over in the video? I'd volunteer as long as they let me ride like a ten foot tall armoured version of that with a pintle mount .50 cal SMG.

    BigDog


    And there's nothing "sub" about a .50 caliber machine gun.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Squad Machine Gun. For the squads heavy gunner to use while the riflemen run around and get shot.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    huh. Never heard that before.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's SAW, big guy.

    a fifty is a fifty

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    iStevo wrote: »
    That's SAW, big guy.

    a fifty is a fifty


    Ah. My mistake. I meant a gun like an M2 E50, but my limited knowledge of terminology failed me.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ah, that makes sense.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Anyway, armoured walking (and hopefully running) 10 foot tall robot from which I can spray 50 cal rounds at whatever I please? I'll take ten, send the invoice to a Mr G. W. Bush.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd take a PPC over a .50 cal any day.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The only PPC I could find with a quick search on Google and Wikipedia that wasn't related to Pocket PCs, plastics, business cards or an old Nascar team was a fictional gun.

    If we're going fictional, I want a Glitterboy from the Rifts RPG.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Does a Glitterboy fire azure particle beams that are several meters wide?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No, it is an exoskeleton with inbult life support systems and a railgun so powerful that to fire it large anchor spikes come flying out of the feet of the suit to pin it to the ground so the recoil doesn't push you backwards hundreds of feet.

    http://games.sub-standard.com/Motivational%20Posters/Shadowrun-rifts-Btech/Rifts-glitterboy.jpg

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sign Sign everywhere a sign
    Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Four words.

    Mad Cat Mk II

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WAY too slow - the Glitterboy would literally run circles around it, and the Mad Cats primary energy weapon reflects off the Glitterboys armour. They are called Glitterboys for a reason...

    Lasers just bounce right off them for no damage roll.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WAY too slow - the Glitterboy would literally run circles around it, and the Mad Cats primary energy weapon reflects off the Glitterboys armour. They are called Glitterboys for a reason...

    Because they some gay shit?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    They are awfully shiny...

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I said Mk II, because of the dual Gauss Rifles. Which it does not have to stop to fire.

    As soon as Glitterboy puts out his braces he'd get a pair of watermelon sized slugs right in the face.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    glitterboy sounds like some gay raver kid's nickname from 1997

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    like something out of Party Monster?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    iStevo wrote: »
    I said Mk II, because of the dual Gauss Rifles. Which it does not have to stop to fire.

    As soon as Glitterboy puts out his braces he'd get a pair of watermelon sized slugs right in the face.

    Unless of course the glitterboy runs behind the Mad Cat, jumps onto said Mad Cats back or head with it's rocket booster back pack and then pulls the trigger on its railgun... two four (I think, it may have been six) foot long stakes smashing into and through whatever is in their path...

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sup

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    edited January 2009
    I saw the sign guys.

    It opened up my mind.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    nerdiest debate 09

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    More than likely.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    iStevo wrote: »
    I said Mk II, because of the dual Gauss Rifles. Which it does not have to stop to fire.

    As soon as Glitterboy puts out his braces he'd get a pair of watermelon sized slugs right in the face.

    Unless of course the glitterboy runs behind the Mad Cat, jumps onto said Mad Cats back or head with it's rocket booster back pack and then pulls the trigger on its railgun... two four (I think, it may have been six) foot long stakes smashing into and through whatever is in their path...

    Nah, the Anti-Missile system wouldn't like that, and would lightly toss a few thousand .50 rounds at him.

    How big is this thing, anyway?

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I liked this thread better when it was about pasta.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    About 10 feet tall to the top of the head. It has what is referred to in the game as mega damage armour, as opposed to standard damage. Like a tank. Small caliber rounds do little more than scuff the paintjob. In Rifts, anything up to 20 mm is considered pretty much small caliber.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what the fuck guys

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Speaking of pasta, I had Lasagna for dinner tonight. It's capitalised because my girlfriend makes the best lasagna ever, better even than any I've ever had in a restaurant.

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