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Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho!Drink Coke!Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
And we've got to answer an important question.

Would you put your brain in a robot body? The technology is still decades away.

Today's question is...



Would you put your dick in a robot urinal?

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Amongst other robotic things, yes.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i dont really think thats necessary but ok

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It was the future like 10 years ago

    try to keep up, jesus

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JoCo thread.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh man, if it shakes the last couple drops out for me that would be awesome

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I hope something washes it's robot hands in between dicks.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The obvious thing to do would be to attach scissors to those urinals.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    all I can say is about fucking time

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    oh man, if it shakes the last couple drops out for me that would be awesome

    shaking. shaking complete

    "um... no, man, just a little more"

    additional shaking. shaking complete.

    "just... just keeping going, man. it's cool"

    what are you some kind of faggot

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I guess it deters people from pooping in the urinals.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this is the problem i have with cybernetics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_theseus

    Pony on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    do you like

    hi5 it when you're done

    shake its hand?

    does it give handjobs?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If the technology existed, would you make/purchase a robotic fuck toy?

    Better yet, holodecks. Would you fuck a hologram ala Star Trek that looked like whichever female celebrity you happen to like, even Bea Arthur.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    might as well make those arms useful and have it trim your junk while you're there so you don't have to do it yourself

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robot urinals?

    Finally!

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    J3p wrote: »
    I guess it deters people from pooping in the urinals.

    Or encourages.

    Robo fisting

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I like my body.


    I...


    love my body.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    would you let a robot give you a handjob

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    I made a list of things I'd stick my dick into when I was 12 and that list will never, ever change.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    this is the problem i have with cybernetics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_theseus

    yeah, I have the same problem with clipping my fingernails

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I like my body.


    I...


    love my body.

    you're not the only one :winky:

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    would you let a robot give you a handjob

    Would you steal a car?

    PIRACY IS STEALING

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    robots can't connect to the high force

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If the technology existed, would you make/purchase a robotic fuck toy?

    Better yet, holodecks. Would you fuck a hologram ala Star Trek that looked like whichever female celebrity you happen to like, even Bea Arthur.

    i'd never fuck a robot

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Call me when I can order a robotic Lucy Liu

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I like my body.


    I...


    love my body.

    Would you fuck a hologram of yourself?

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    this is the problem i have with cybernetics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_theseus
    The King under the Mountain wrote:
    "This, milord, is my family's axe. We have owned it for almost nine hundred years, see. Of course, sometimes it needed a new blade. And sometimes it has required a new handle, new designs on the metalwork, a little refreshing of the ornamentation... but is this not the nine-hundred-year-old axe of my family? And because it has changed gently over time, it is still a pretty good axe, y'know. Pretty good. Will you tell me this is a fake too?"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    this is the problem i have with cybernetics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_theseus
    I don't see the problem
    your objection seems to be strictly philosophical over whether you're technically human or not
    who gives a fuck?

    I'm not saying there aren't other problems, but I don't see that in particular as an issue at all

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    a bunch of internet nerds get all woody about "the singularity" and brain implants and shit like that

    all i can think is

    wouldn't that just be like slowly killing yourself

    Pony on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    guys its not like some of us arent sort of part robot already anyway

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I like my body.


    I...


    love my body.

    Would you fuck a hologram of yourself?

    I don't have sex with fatties.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    in the future hotness is determined by how many replaced parts you have

    right now

    im winning

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    guys its not like some of us arent sort of part robot already anyway

    is your nose really the technological key to unlocking the secrets of Stonehenge

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    would you guys have sex with one of these
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    or how about a real doll.

    if a real doll was right there and you were told you could fuck it scott free what would you do

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I like my body.


    I...


    love my body.

    You're not the boss of Tigerbot Hesch!

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    a bunch of internet nerds get all woody about "the singularity" and brain implants and shit like that

    all i can think is

    wouldn't that just be like slowly killing yourself

    Necessary steps towards improving the human race and furthering human knowledge!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    would you guys have sex with one of these
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    or how about a real doll.

    if a real doll was right there and you were told you could fuck it scott free what would you do

    answer the call

    to science

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    a bunch of internet nerds get all woody about "the singularity" and brain implants and shit like that

    all i can think is

    wouldn't that just be like slowly killing yourself

    From an atheist's stand point no. Because 'You' don't even exist in the first place.

    It doesn't really matter if your body is completely made up of flesh or metal as long as your cyber brain is capable of the same functions as the original.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    this is the problem i have with cybernetics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_theseus
    The King under the Mountain wrote:
    "This, milord, is my family's axe. We have owned it for almost nine hundred years, see. Of course, sometimes it needed a new blade. And sometimes it has required a new handle, new designs on the metalwork, a little refreshing of the ornamentation... but is this not the nine-hundred-year-old axe of my family? And because it has changed gently over time, it is still a pretty good axe, y'know. Pretty good. Will you tell me this is a fake too?"
    thank you runcube, this is exactly what I wanted to post but was too busy taking care of phone people to do.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    would you guys have sex with one of these
    NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

    or how about a real doll.

    if a real doll was right there and you were told you could fuck it scott free what would you do

    fuck it?

    I'm already trying to figure out where I'd put the wedding ring

    FAQ on
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