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Everybody was Kung Fu Fightin

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    older [strike]Chow Yun Fat[/strike] movies are awesome

    edit: I mean Jet Li. I was thinking of Once upon a time in china

    Jet Li is awesome as hell

    I AM YULAW

    I AM NO ONE'S BITCH


    That movie really showed how short he is.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    older [strike]Chow Yun Fat[/strike] movies are awesome

    edit: I mean Jet Li. I was thinking of Once upon a time in china

    Jet Li is awesome as hell

    I AM YULAW

    I AM NO ONE'S BITCH


    That movie really showed how short he is.

    So did the pit-fight scenes in Unleashed

    Unleashed had the added bonus of Morgan Freeman, too

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE

    I forgot all about that. But I still love the gunfight a little more.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE

    I forgot all about that. But I still love the gunfight a little more.
    well he does get to actually shoot people.

    a lot

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The entire movie will consist of Tony Jaa punching out gorillas

    Live, angry gorillas

    dammit wiggin, no
    shitty youtube sorry

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    22 minutes in and there's been one fight. Granted it as awesome, with her high-kicking a dude in the skull, but this movie needs to pick up the pace dammit

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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WHERES MY ELEPHANT

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So this movie is about an autistic girl Taskmaster, basically?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep

    The coolest thing is right before she whips these dudes' asses she flashes back to watching Ong Bak and Tony Jaa spinning and kicking a dude in the head

    And then she does the exact same move

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'll have to look into this.

    No, not for the nubile lead.

    Well, not really.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ok what the hell guys

    nobody has mentioned Donnie Yen yet

    you are all failures

    Quoth on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Yep

    The coolest thing is right before she whips these dudes' asses she flashes back to watching Ong Bak and Tony Jaa spinning and kicking a dude in the head

    And then she does the exact same move

    Yeah that's kind of cool at first but then seems really self indulgent of the the director.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Chocolate you say

    well the girl is reasonably attactive, I believe I shall partake of the viewing of this film.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Yep

    The coolest thing is right before she whips these dudes' asses she flashes back to watching Ong Bak and Tony Jaa spinning and kicking a dude in the head

    And then she does the exact same move

    Yeah that's kind of cool at first but then seems really self indulgent of the the director.

    no not really

    there's the scene where she's learning to kick ass and they watch a fight from Ong Bak on television

    I thought it was just generally awesome

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  • Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh man

    this is a kung fu movie night waiting to happen.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    did everybody love kung fu hustle as much as me

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Holy shit the end of Chocolate

    This fight just does not fucking end

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  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The entire movie will consist of Tony Jaa punching out gorillas

    Live, angry gorillas

    dammit wiggin, no
    shitty youtube sorry

    1. If I were tony jaa, I'd watch my ass, because there's a good chance the Tzar will have him blinded when he finishes this

    2. The whole time all I could think of in my head was the guy in Brain Candy going "HEY LoooK...I'm an Elee..phant riiiider"

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I

    Was that fight half an hour long

    I THINK IT WAS

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    did everybody love kung fu hustle as much as me

    I have never seen it.


    I would like to.


    I saw some fight scenes from it that are pretty hilarious.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tony Jaa makes me feel funny in my naughty bits

    Stale on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that just means he kicked you really, really hard

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Autistic Kung Fu princess.

    Fucking love kung fu films.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    trailer with silly english subtitles
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGjUyu9c8Ng

    So, I started this up and was excited because Ong Bak is one of my absolute favorite movies despite it being a not good film and me usually being a bit of a film snob. The video started rolling and I was pretty into

    BUT THEN HOLY SHIT SHE JUST KNEED THAT MAN INTO THAT PIPE HOLY SHIT I NEED TO WATCH ANOTHER ONE OF THESE MOVIES.

    I'm filling out an amazon order right now.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Autistic Kung Fu princess.

    Fucking love kung fu films.

    When they did that spin on the classic fly scene, I started laughing so hard. the joke is that she fucking eats it because she's retarded

    it's so terribly awesome

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hmmmm. there are like 3 different DVDs on amazon and I don't know which one has subtitles and/or dubs

    is there any way to tell?

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  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Autistic Kung Fu princess.

    Fucking love kung fu films.

    When they did that spin on the classic fly scene, I started laughing so hard. the joke is that she fucking eats it because she's retarded

    it's so terribly awesome


    HOW DO YOU BEAT A THAI FIGHTER WITH AUTISM

    YOU GET A CAPOERIA FIGHTER WITH TOURETTES

    This is Ray Smuckles Thinking here and I like it.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HAHAHAHA RETARDED PEOPLE!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait. that capoeria guy has tourettes? holy shit i don't think that would work with that fighting style at allll

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Capoeira is tourettes of the body.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Autistic Kung Fu princess.

    Fucking love kung fu films.

    When they did that spin on the classic fly scene, I started laughing so hard. the joke is that she fucking eats it because she's retarded

    it's so terribly awesome


    HOW DO YOU BEAT A THAI FIGHTER WITH AUTISM

    YOU GET A CAPOERIA FIGHTER WITH TOURETTES

    This is Ray Smuckles Thinking here and I like it.

    I saw that dude and I was like

    No

    No he does not have tourettes he has tourettes

    Is he...he is doing capoeira and he has tourettes this is awesome

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I just netflix'd the shit out of this.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    so did anybody see Forbidden Kingdom?

    movie actually wasn't terrible

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kung fu hustle is fantastic

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    so did anybody see Forbidden Kingdom?

    movie actually wasn't terrible

    I keep meaning to

    it's on the queue

    I figured Jet Li and Jackie Chan being in it together would make up for any other silliness

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Yep

    The coolest thing is right before she whips these dudes' asses she flashes back to watching Ong Bak and Tony Jaa spinning and kicking a dude in the head

    And then she does the exact same move

    Yeah that's kind of cool at first but then seems really self indulgent of the the director.

    no not really

    there's the scene where she's learning to kick ass and they watch a fight from Ong Bak on television

    I thought it was just generally awesome

    He put footage in of his own movie.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    so did anybody see Forbidden Kingdom?

    movie actually wasn't terrible

    definitely watchable

    oh god the chan and li fight was not long enough and yet so satisfying

    Quoth on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    so did anybody see Forbidden Kingdom?

    movie actually wasn't terrible

    definitely watchable

    oh god the chan and li fight was not long enough and yet so satisfying
    I was so happy that it wasn't bad

    loved the part where they just keep going through stances

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Forbidden Kingdom was pretty decent.

    I especially liked the eighties style street gang.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ok you know what, i need to just cry a little about the avatar movie
    SOB

    ok i feel better
    no i don't

    Quoth on
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