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How do I be a daddy, daddy?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He's 13 going on 9.

    He can only go up from here.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Still though just look at him.

    He is just this empty place where a child used to reside.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Still though just look at him.

    He is just this empty place where a child used to reside.

    Where any other kid at 13 would still have at least 5 years of being a total goof-off left - being able to fuck around doing cool shit - he'll be at home looking after a crying, diaper-shitting baby.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tweaked_Bat_ wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Still though just look at him.

    He is just this empty place where a child used to reside.

    Where any other kid at 13 would still have at least 5 years of being a total goof-off left - being able to fuck around doing cool shit - he'll be at home looking after a crying, diaper-shitting baby.

    ...riding his bike to the store to pick up diapers.

    Oh God, the baby will be in the front basket like ET

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Awwww.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    That family photo made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that kid is going to have virtually no features on its face.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Tweaked_Bat_ wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Still though just look at him.

    He is just this empty place where a child used to reside.

    Where any other kid at 13 would still have at least 5 years of being a total goof-off left - being able to fuck around doing cool shit - he'll be at home looking after a crying, diaper-shitting baby.

    ...riding his bike to the store to pick up diapers.

    Oh God, the baby will be in the front basket like ET

    Or he's not the father and Grendel's Mother there has to get half the country DNA tested to figure out which poor bastard is stuck with her for 18 years.

    Hunter on
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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If it's not his, he will be so fucking happy when he grows up and realizes it all

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Webster is super jealous right now.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He's further along in his sex life than I am.

    Can't fault the man (boy).

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    He's further along in his sex life than I am.

    Can't fault the man (boy).

    Except that he stuck it to a beast.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I give him two years before he wears a wife beater and drinks pabst blue ribbon until he passes out from depression

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I give him two years before he wears a wife beater and drinks pabst blue ribbon until he passes out from depression


    AKA Marriage

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I give him two years before he wears a wife beater and drinks pabst blue ribbon until he passes out from depression

    Then he dies while dreaming about G.I. Joes and lollipops.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    He's further along in his sex life than I am.

    Can't fault the man (boy).

    Except that he stuck it to a beast.

    The real kid is held prisoner under her folds. This one is a Skrull.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    He's further along in his sex life than I am.

    Can't fault the man (boy).

    Except that he stuck it to a beast.

    The real kid is held prisoner under her folds. This one is a Skrull.

    It's not even her weight.

    It's her weird head and face. She looks like Sloth from the Gooneys had a kid with Corkey Thatcher from Life Goes On.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    He's further along in his sex life than I am.

    Can't fault the man (boy).

    Except that he stuck it to a beast.

    The real kid is held prisoner under her folds. This one is a Skrull.

    It's not even her weight.

    It's her weird head and face. She looks like Sloth from the Gooneys had a kid with Corkey Thatcher from Life Goes On.

    and once again el hombres de los moleculos wins the thread

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This one has a picture:
    http://kotaku.com/5154088/i-know-im-young-but-i-plan-to-be-a-good-dad

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    Sad panda.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    I dunno man she's got pretty bomb tits

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i'd be one of the many candidates for father

    but i was in england a month ago, so watch the news in september.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I know some full grown adults who hold their kid like that when they play video games.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    he's fucked if he needs to use the shoulder buttons

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I dunno man she's got pretty bomb tits
    yeah but I mean that's not even a face you can cum on

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    for the love of god put the baby up for adoption

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I dunno man she's got pretty bomb tits
    yeah but I mean that's not even a face you can cum on

    she looks like she is thirty years old and works as a real-estate agent.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    She obviously raped him.

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the kid looks 7 years old

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    I'm saying sometimes big tits is enough

    don't judge me

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I'm saying sometimes big tits is enough

    don't judge me

    big tits are a cruel lie, and you know it.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    how's the hat, tube

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I'm saying sometimes big tits is enough

    don't judge me

    I dub thee Sir Tittyfiend du Lac.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    how's the hat, tube

    sweeeeeeeet

    Tube on
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I'm saying sometimes big tits is enough

    don't judge me

    big tits are a cruel lie, and you know it.

    No. "I'm on the pill" is usually a cruel lie.

    You don't need standards if you keep the lights off.

    Meiz on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    I'm currently scuttling a girl whose big tits are literally her only redeeming feature

    she has the personality of a sack of ham with a swastika painted on it.

    Tube on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Do you think that is the bed where the baby was conceived

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I'm currently scuttling a girl whose big tits are literally her only redeeming feature

    she has the personality of a sack of ham with a swastika painted on it.

    Those titties must be rude indeed to tolerate that kind of nonsense; I'm thinking they must be Playboy worthy.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well obviously it's time for the final solution


    and by that I mean choking her to death with your penis

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I prefer the firm and perky titties to the huge and soft and oh god I can't breath titties.


    But that's just me.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    well obviously it's time for the final solution


    and by that I mean choking her to death with your penis

    i know a girl for whom that is a hot fantasy

    she's a little odd

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