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Mini-Phalla(GAME OVER)There is no more Church in my [Chat]

Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Signups are now open for "There is Church in my [Chat]" phalla. Maximum of 15 players and it will officially start tonight at 11 pm EST.

Here is a good thread on basic phalla info

The point of this phalla is that hijinks occur with the forum servers and multiple church alts are able to run loose in [chat], you playing as one of the [chat] regulars have to use your ingenuity and skills to find out who they are and dogpile, scream at, pm goatse, threaten, etc. etc. till they leave. It is the only civil way to solve this problem.

Day ends at 11 pm EST, votes bolded and in red, no retractions necessary.

Role PMs, if you are not a church alt you are a villager.

Intro Narration
Day 1 Narration
Day 2 Narration
Day 3 Narration

Player List
1. gundam470 - Church Alt #1, Child Soldier
2. LaOs
3. Hakkekage - Church Alt #3, Female Who Has Gone To Prison For Driving High
4. visiblehowl - Inquisitor
5. Dac Vin
6. Richy
7. Powerpuppies - Elendil
8. Smasher - Church Alt#2, Heroin Addict
9. Feral - Johannen
10. Leitner - Thanatos
11. Element Brian - Podly
12. JamesKeenan
13. Obs - Medopine
14. Drez - MikeMan
15. Jokerman - Oboro

NNID: Sabuiy
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sounds awesome, !sign up

    gundam470 on
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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ME!

    LaOs on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !So in

    Kilroy on
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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Totally

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Hello gentlemen

    Dac Vin on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !I am Church

    Richy on
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !You'll never take me alive, and I'm totally not addicted to morphine!

    Powerpuppies on
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  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    Smasher on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Smasher wrote: »
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    INSUFFICIENT OPTIMISM, CHURCH DETECTED.

    Powerpuppies on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have never played a phalla and I generally think they're a scourge of the earth, a wicked and virulent plague to be cleansed with fire.

    Nevertheless, !I sign up

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Smasher wrote: »
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    Quick line of coke off a hooker's ass eh?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    Smasher wrote: »
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    INSUFFICIENT OPTIMISM, CHURCH DETECTED.
    That's something a child soldier would say!

    Richy on
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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    Smasher wrote: »
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    INSUFFICIENT OPTIMISM, CHURCH DETECTED.
    That's something a child soldier would say!

    To his Chechnyan bride!

    Kilroy on
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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So up for this.

    !sign up

    Leitner on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If this fills up before 11pm EST tonight, can Night 1 end tomorrow night?

    LaOs on
  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    Smasher wrote: »
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    Quick line of coke off a hooker's ass eh?

    Isn't that what this is all about?

    Smasher on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    LaOs wrote: »
    If this fills up before 11pm EST tonight, can Night 1 end tomorrow night?
    Tomorrow night? Whoa. Better get a head start, then.

    I !vote LaOs.

    Richy on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    LaOs wrote: »
    If this fills up before 11pm EST tonight, can Night 1 end tomorrow night?

    Depends how fast I can finish up the roles.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    If this fills up before 11pm EST tonight, can Night 1 end tomorrow night?
    Tomorrow night? Whoa. Better get a head start, then.

    I !vote LaOs.

    Oh damn.

    I hope FunkyWaltDogg plays so I can grudge him for playing a poor LaOs in the Critical Phallures mini in CF.

    :P

    LaOs on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I just died in my other so I'm free to signup

    Element Brian on
    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    Smasher wrote: »
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    INSUFFICIENT OPTIMISM, CHURCH DETECTED.

    Smasher% traceroute Powerpuppies
    1 192.168.2.1 (192.168.2.1) 0.664 ms 0.269 ms 0.226 ms
    2 ip94-136-87-1.sb.sd.cox.net (98.185.216.1) 10.507 ms 37.307 ms 13.415 ms
    3 68.6.13.157 (68.6.13.157) 11.471 ms 22.641 ms 10.735 ms
    4 68.6.13.129 (68.6.13.129) 11.968 ms 12.397 ms 25.698 ms
    5 provbbrj01-as0.0.rd.ri.cox.net (68.1.0.41) 74.695 ms 92.595 ms 76.913 ms
    6 e1-13.pr0.tpax.hgtn.net (66.113.197.54) 88.935 ms 89.990 ms 115.403 ms
    7 church_front_small.jpg 90.411 ms 96.177 ms 87.656 ms

    Smasher on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Smasher wrote: »
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    Smasher wrote: »
    Ah hell, I'll sign up for a quickie.

    INSUFFICIENT OPTIMISM, CHURCH DETECTED.

    Smasher% traceroute Powerpuppies
    1 192.168.2.1 (192.168.2.1) 0.664 ms 0.269 ms 0.226 ms
    2 ip94-136-87-1.sb.sd.cox.net (98.185.216.1) 10.507 ms 37.307 ms 13.415 ms
    3 68.6.13.157 (68.6.13.157) 11.471 ms 22.641 ms 10.735 ms
    4 68.6.13.129 (68.6.13.129) 11.968 ms 12.397 ms 25.698 ms
    5 provbbrj01-as0.0.rd.ri.cox.net (68.1.0.41) 74.695 ms 92.595 ms 76.913 ms
    6 e1-13.pr0.tpax.hgtn.net (66.113.197.54) 88.935 ms 89.990 ms 115.403 ms
    7 church_front_small.jpg 90.411 ms 96.177 ms 87.656 ms

    This was fucking hilarious. Well done, sir.

    Powerpuppies on
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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh, god, !sign me up

    JamesKeenan on
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Element Brian wrote: »
    I just died in your arms tonight
    it must have been something you said
    so I'm free to signup for this

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

    Obs on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I WANNA PLAY!

    Jokerman on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And signups are full.

    I should be able to start this tonight

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nooooooooooooooo curse you internets!

    Jokerman on
  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nooooooooooooooo curse you internets!

    You're in.

    Obs on
  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nooooooooooooooo curse you internets!

    You're in.

    Oh, my bad.

    Thanks Obs.


    Or should i say.....CHURCH!

    Jokerman on
  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I actually am Church.

    Obs on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    SABS

    SABS I WANT TO BE IN

    SABS I HATE YOU

    SABS NO SECKS EVER

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    I actually am Church.
    I'm shocked. Shocked!



    Well, not that shocked.

    Richy on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    SABS

    SABS I WANT TO BE IN

    SABS I HATE YOU

    SABS NO SECKS EVER

    You had half n hour, and I swear you were in chat when I made posts about it so nyaaaaah :P

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    SABS

    SABS I WANT TO BE IN

    SABS I HATE YOU

    SABS NO SECKS EVER

    You had half n hour, and I swear you were in chat when I made posts about it so nyaaaaah :P
    I didn't notice also also also you're gay

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man this is gonna be awesome.

    JamesKeenan on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    Man this is gonna be awesome.
    I know, I'm so excited. Best Phalla EVER! Anybody who's somebody should be playing this one.




    Oh, hi Hakk.

    Richy on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    Man this is gonna be awesome.

    It will.

    IT WILL

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    "I'm Churchacus!" "I'm Churchacus!" "No, I'm Churchacus!"

    Alternatively...
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    Churchovich churchovich churchovich? Churchovich churchovich! Churrrrrrrchoviiiiiiiiich

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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