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Mini-Phalla(GAME OVER)There is no more Church in my [Chat]
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The man didn't even vote for a real player. SHENANIGANS, !Drez
That's exactly my point, !Powerpuppies. You and your evil cohorts can go smackaduck.
Oh is that what you think, !Jokerman?
You're just asking for it aren't you, Jokerman.
But I won't vote for you.
Instead I think I'll vote for !JOKERMAN.
PATIENCE
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
!PATIENCE, I never believed in you.
It was cock full of crazy at the Penny Arcade headquarters, apparently Robert Khoo took off with alphamonkey and Ramius to Hawaii, why? We don’t know. People first noticed when the servers were acting wonky from a hacker attack, and when someone went to go find alpha monkey or Ramius, there was a chicken sitting on their chair going all coo coo coo with a letter that said “OFF TO HAWAII BITCHES!â€
Anyways the hacker attack, that is what this story is about. They hacked all of Penny Arcade, especially the forums.
ALL OF IT!
Yeah they are that good, got all the tubes and everything. Now if we had the experts here and not in Hawaii it would be easy to fix but since we don’t, we get to fix it the fun way! The moderators who were around locked it down, everything. We know that the hacker was Church, him and his alts again, happens once every other 23 days when the moon is not full. We know he likes [chat], he likes it a lot. So everyone who was in [chat] is locked in there, they can not leave, they can not even leave their computers! Told you this was serious. Now since the D&D moderators are really lazy the [chat]ers themselves have to figure out who the Church alts are and get rid of them by any means necessary (there was another reason why there is a D&D face book group, they know where you live). Now sit down in front of your computer screen, order some Chinese food and get to some Church finding!
Put your angry at Church faces on!
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
lazy is just an incorrect term for "sleep" here
and for those robot mods, it's called "maintenance time"
This is also the game thread, right?
Yes, !Smasher, this is the game thread.
Quite helpful of you, Powerpuppies.
Too helpful.
Not exactly Church's style.
I think you've really screwed yourself here, Power. Your game is up.
Putting forward Church's "childhood" as fact, Powerpuppies? It appears you've slipped up again, Church!
So that's your game, eh?
It's not all his fault, Dac Vin. He's been charmed by Natalie Portman.
Mmmm, Natalie Portman.
I wouldn't worry about it. Familiarity with the source material is definitely not required for Phalla.
Neither is sanity.
Hopping on the only other option for a counter-bandwagon to save yourself from your Day 1 bandwagoning?
Pretty shady there...
Goodbye !Leitner
cause I'm a REBEL
IN CHECHNYA
or whereever, I actually wasn't around during the scourge of Church so this is the only alt I know of
Also Sabs that picture scared the fuck out of me i'm so aroused
NNID: Hakkekage
eh, Leitner
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Oh Hakkekage, why you gotta go and do a thing?
also cause you double posted like a gay would do
NNID: Hakkekage
Oh.
Well. Carry on, then.
Unfortunately, he's right.
That, or a Vig thinking I'm too helpful.
It's a very death-filled life I lead.