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The internet is a terrible place

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    im gonna become a guido


    so ill be full out norf jerzey grease by the time pax rolls around

    Unknown User on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Feeling kinda dark kolt in here.

    No Great Name on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    there was this guy

    he sat in his shower and ate spaghettios right out of the can with his hands,

    and he was/is a big fatty

    then

    he let a guy off of craigslist suck his dick

    Weaver on
  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Spacehog85 wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Worst thing, absolute worst thing I have ever seen on the internet?


    Without a doubt, on imageshack, on the 'recent uploads' page, when I was confronted by real, actual, kiddie porn of a guy beating off and ejaculating over a pre-school girl, naked and wearing a necklace and child pagent makeup.


    Go on, top that.

    I had a similar experience the first time someone mentioned 4chan.

    4chan is like, the tame chan

    I have had the misfortune of being linked to other chans

    There is more than one? And they are worse?

    You have no idea

    they're populated by the people 4chan banned

    My god. And here we are wasting our military in Iraq.

    Spacehog85 on
  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    there was this guy

    he sat in his shower and ate spaghettios right out of the can with his hands,

    and he was/is a big fatty

    then

    he let a guy off of craigslist suck his dick

    he was pretty funny though :whistle:

    Anime Owns on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Feeling kinda dark kolt in here.

    :^:

    Lucky Cynic on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I once saw what I can only assume was a crime scene photo. I didn't notice it was a person at first, but then suddenly, I realised that I was looking at what was left of a woman. Parts had been hacked away, there were countless stab wounds, and the knife had been left jammed up the vagina.

    And there was a big wad of jizz where her tits used to be.

    This was sent to me via AIM, from someone who apparently thought it was a funny picture.

    Ashcroft on
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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Worst thing, absolute worst thing I have ever seen on the internet?


    Without a doubt, on imageshack, on the 'recent uploads' page, when I was confronted by real, actual, kiddie porn of a guy beating off and ejaculating over a pre-school girl, naked and wearing a necklace and child pagent makeup.


    Go on, top that.

    Tarantula giving a blowjob to a wizard in a persian castle.

    dude fucking a scorpion in the rump
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    Are you supposed to feel bad if you clip one of their heads against a corner or the leg of a chair?

    Staxeon on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The sexual deviant documentaries are all pretty awful

    these forums introduced me to maregasms, Davecat and scissoring the Eiffel tower

    Tossrock on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    none of this stuff has been that bad, actually. whenever we have these threads, it makes me feel like a horrible person for seeing some of the worst stuff the Chans have to offer

    Futore on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also, this article is just ironic... but not in the whimsical funny way. No, this is irony thats just plain terrible.

    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4191/is_20060317/ai_n16221045

    Lucky Cynic on
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Worst thing, absolute worst thing I have ever seen on the internet?


    Without a doubt, on imageshack, on the 'recent uploads' page, when I was confronted by real, actual, kiddie porn of a guy beating off and ejaculating over a pre-school girl, naked and wearing a necklace and child pagent makeup.


    Go on, top that.

    I had a similar experience the first time someone mentioned 4chan.

    4chan is like, the tame chan

    I have had the misfortune of being linked to other chans

    seriously, at this point it's where you go when you want to learn about what people are going to be making fun of 4 months from now. It's the beating heart of the internet but far from having the most terrible things.

    I always wanted to make a thread about a JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE INTERNET

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    kudos, sir

    I would watch this.

    Doodmann on
    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    ahahahaha

    burnt-oompa-loompa-boy.jpg

    Really it's the other two that make this work.

    Brolo on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The internet is the worst

    Sheri on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    The sexual deviant documentaries are all pretty awful

    these forums introduced me to maregasms, Davecat and scissoring the Eiffel tower

    Orca diapers

    Indie Winter on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    secondlife_1.jpg


    My work here is done.

    Does that mean you won't be reviving your Second-Life thread?

    Goatmon on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lucky Cynic on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    shock images and videos only go so far, there are far more mentally scarring ideas formed from the internet

    like pozzing

    No Great Name on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    shock images and videos only go so far, there are far more mentally scarring ideas formed from the internet

    like pozzing

    thinspiration

    Brolo on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    The sexual deviant documentaries are all pretty awful

    these forums introduced me to maregasms, Davecat and scissoring the Eiffel tower

    Orca diapers

    that wasn't a documentary, though

    I'm talking full length, hour long videos about people who fuck horses

    or buildings

    Tossrock on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    secondlife_1.jpg


    My work here is done.

    Does that mean you won't be reviving your Second-Life thread?

    No because that would be terrible stuff happening OUTSIDE of this thread.


    We need to contain the terrible... like communism. :)


    Also; fuck you leekspin.com... The tiny counter on the bottom is at 20 now. D:

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    The sexual deviant documentaries are all pretty awful

    these forums introduced me to maregasms, Davecat and scissoring the Eiffel tower

    Orca diapers

    that wasn't a documentary, though

    I'm talking full length, hour long videos about people who fuck horses

    or buildings

    there are a lot of sad people out there

    sad people who need to get shot

    Indie Winter on
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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    woaaah jab at communism out of no where

    Anime Owns on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The fuck is a maregasm

    Grey Ghost on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    The internet is the worst

    the internet is mother

    the internet is father

    Brolo on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The fuck is a maregasm

    DO NOT GOOGLE IT

    Indie Winter on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love the titles of these Robo.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    The sexual deviant documentaries are all pretty awful

    these forums introduced me to maregasms, Davecat and scissoring the Eiffel tower

    Orca diapers

    The correct term is orca stacking thank you very much.

    DarkPrimus on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The internet is the worst

    the internet is mother

    the internet is father

    I hate you, father

    Sheri on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The fuck is a maregasm

    DO NOT GOOGLE IT

    Oh god Oh god OH WHY OH GOD

    The_Scarab on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ok I won't

    though I'm beginning to guess what it is

    Grey Ghost on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The fuck is a maregasm

    Zoophile.net: How to have more fun with your Mare
    Maregasm is usually accompanied by a stream of urine and natural lubricants, so be careful not to get soaked unless you're also into water sports. ...
    www.zoophile.net/mare.php - 13k - Cached - Similar pages -


    I'm not going any further than google with this one

    Brolo on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The internet is the worst

    the internet is mother

    the internet is father

    I hate you, father

    I Am A Yale Man Now

    Indie Winter on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gaia.
    D:

    Lucky Cynic on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    i love how they all manage to miss the top half of their head with the bronzer

    Unknown User on
  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Some inexperienced mares will even respond to a human's advences if you can role-play well...sniff at her rump, snort, "bite" her flanks by pinching gently (or just go on ahead an' bite her!), tickle her and massage her external genitalia...mebbe gently insert a finger or three...if she responds, then she's ready -if she puts up a fuss or tries to walk away then leave her be. She's obviously not interested, and further attention of that nature will probably just piss her off and make her resent future advances. However, if she seems to like what's going on you may then...

    Anime Owns on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah I think that just tipped me over some threshold I honestly thought I didn't have. I mean ughhh

    The_Scarab on
  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The fuck is a maregasm

    DO NOT GOOGLE IT

    Oh god Oh god OH WHY OH GOD

    Shit like this makes me get a little closer to standing on a street corner yelling about the end of the world and how close it is.

    Spacehog85 on
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