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This is bullshit

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
So there's this new advertisement they play on adultswim.com, for coca-cola

In which they claim two people have half of the "secret coke formula" and that if one of them were to die, we would be boned

That cannot possibly be true

and I am angered by that

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tough it out, pussy.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like the commercials for the Jim and Derrick Panama City Beach episode of Tim and Eric because there are like 5 or 6 different commercials and if you put them altogether it would probably be just as long as an episode of the show.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think I saw it played when I saw watchmen in theatres, and all I could think during the commercial was "man, I could really go for a pepsi right now"

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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fandy did you realize that you make a lot of threads

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have made some threads before yes

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    they are top notch

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have made some threads before yes

    you've made 4 pages worth of threads

    that's quite a bit man

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wonder if those two individuals are constantly fighting each other to gain control of the other half of the formula
    all employing shadowy assassins and conspiring to set up unfortunate "accidents"

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am sure each holder will pass their half to an heir

    or hide it in a remote temple somewhere in the desert, where only the bravest may claim it

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fandy, this is not true. it's just in a safe

    and really doesn't matter that much

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    fandy this is a terrible thread

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have made some threads before yes

    you've made 4 pages worth of threads

    that's quite a bit man

    naw, he made that one with the Mormons up in it

    whoooo-eee

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    if it's on TV it must be true

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    This is just like Heroes! Except better executed.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the secret ingredient is baby tears

    also, someone already tried stealing the secret formula

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    also who are these dudes?

    we should totally arrange to have one or both murdered and see what happens


    legal disclaimer: I do not in any way advocate murder

    I'm just raising the possibility

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    it's not as though these two people put in the secret ingredient into every batch of coke by themselves.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There really are less than 10 people in the world with parts of the Coke recipe, and only 2 or 3 that have the full recipe.

    That shit is well-guarded.

    But they treat it like they are world government, it would be tough to take them all out at once.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wonder if those two individuals are constantly fighting each other to gain control of the other half of the formula
    all employing shadowy assassins and conspiring to set up unfortunate "accidents"

    One of them is the dog from the Bush's baked beans commercials.

    That dog is a shifty motherfucker.

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If the forumla were ever assembled, the consequences would be dire.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You wanna talk bullshit?

    I might get laid off on April 15th due to lack of hours.

    The thing is, I'm one of the only people in my start class with my CPA, plus I come in under budget on all my jobs (which increases my realization, but decreases my chargeable hours)

    People get assigned by their drinking buddies, and I don't go out with coworkers that often. This is where I'm screwed.

    FML

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    also who are these dudes?

    we should totally arrange to have one or both murdered and see what happens


    legal disclaimer: I do not in any way advocate murder

    I'm just raising the possibility

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XTRVOa2ssk

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We have this commerical playing before every film at the theater I work at.

    Did you also see the one with the 2 fire monsters fighting then they drink some coke and they turn into frost monsters and it says Coke contains an ingrediant called "Scorcher Squelcher"

    Thats fake to.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wonder if those two individuals are constantly fighting each other to gain control of the other half of the formula
    all employing shadowy assassins and conspiring to set up unfortunate "accidents"

    One of them is the dog from the Bush's baked beans commercials.

    That dog is a shifty motherfucker.

    That would be a terrible person to give the formula to because the whole premise of those commercials is that the dog is trying to sell the formula

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    fandy this is a terrible thread

    Redundant

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wonder if those two individuals are constantly fighting each other to gain control of the other half of the formula
    all employing shadowy assassins and conspiring to set up unfortunate "accidents"

    One of them is the dog from the Bush's baked beans commercials.

    That dog is a shifty motherfucker.

    He's actually the final boss in Perfect Dark

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    We have this commerical playing before every film at the theater I work at.

    Did you also see the one with the 2 fire monsters fighting then they drink some coke and they turn into frost monsters and it says Coke contains an ingrediant called "Scorcher Squelcher"

    Thats fake to.

    Sounds like a name someone would give to a wang.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have made some threads before yes

    you've made 4 pages worth of threads

    that's quite a bit man

    poofta

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/search.php?searchid=1229888

    that's a lot of threads

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wonder if those two individuals are constantly fighting each other to gain control of the other half of the formula
    all employing shadowy assassins and conspiring to set up unfortunate "accidents"

    One of them is the dog from the Bush's baked beans commercials.

    That dog is a shifty motherfucker.

    That would be a terrible person to give the formula to because the whole premise of those commercials is that the dog is trying to sell the formula

    durrrr

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    coke could go away and I really wouldn't care.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I guess I'll get this out of the way ...

    Claim: Only two Coca-Cola executives know Coke's formula, and each of them knows only half of it.

    Status: False.

    'Twas all smoke and mirrors, though — even as Woodruff's people were communicating these security measures to the media, the company employed at least four men who were known to be capable of producing Coke syrup in their sleep and a handful of others who were strongly rumored to have this knowledge.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    also who are these dudes?

    we should totally arrange to have one or both murdered and see what happens


    legal disclaimer: I do not in any way advocate murder

    I'm just raising the possibility

    stupid tool

    ok

    let's get this done

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    coke could go away and I really wouldn't care.
    I would miss it but realize it was for the best.

    That goes for McDonald's Wendy's and Quizno's, too.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    coke could go away and I really wouldn't care.

    I love coke so much

    I drink like four cans a day

    Cherry coke rocks too

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    whatever, haters. i support every thread fandy makes

    shine on, you crazy diamond

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well, no shit it's false.

    That would be retarded if it were true.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    coke could go away and I really wouldn't care.

    I love coke so much

    I drink like four cans a day

    Cherry coke rocks too
    You better hope nothing happens to either of those guys, then.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I need to make a movie
    a bunch of white dudes from the suburbs decide one crazy night to strike out into the world and achieve their fame by seizing the secret coca-cola recipe
    but they've bitten off more than they can chew and awoken the sleeping giant, as Coca-Cola is a powerful company all too willing to protect their investment
    through gunfights, car chases, death-defying stunts and acts of insane heroism, these untested youths discover the true meaning of friendship and that what makes a man isn't what's in his hands, it's in his heart

    coming this summer

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pretty sure the FDA and patent office knows all of what's in Coke.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    whatever, haters. i support every thread fandy makes

    shine on, you crazy diamond

    <3

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