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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I just gotta say about the money shit quick.

    We never set up ground rules. Ever. We lived together in college and we just did our damnedest to make sure all the bills got paid and that we had food and money to get back to our hometowns now and then. We didn't have a joint account at that point, but we might as well have.

    Now we have a lot more money, a joint account and still no ground rules. We trust each other. Stale's bitter ass will probably say that this will come back to haunt Ben because obviously I'm just a money-grubbing bitch or something, but whatever. Everything we have is ours. When I started needing more money for football stuff recently, Ben decided he's going to treat himself to a new computer. But we don't have "rules." And no one can accuse the other breaking some rule, and we don't have to because we trust each other.

    I don't think we could even make up spending rules for our house if we tried.

    that is really awesome that this works for you guys

    I had high hopes we would be in the same situation, but it has not turned out that way

    We're sorry that the one adut ticket cost you too much money for the submarine.

    There should have been conference call regarding the positives and negatives of that 10 dollars spent.

    DrZiplock on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I just gotta say about the money shit quick.

    We never set up ground rules. Ever. We lived together in college and we just did our damnedest to make sure all the bills got paid and that we had food and money to get back to our hometowns now and then. We didn't have a joint account at that point, but we might as well have.

    Now we have a lot more money, a joint account and still no ground rules. We trust each other. Stale's bitter ass will probably say that this will come back to haunt Ben because obviously I'm just a money-grubbing bitch or something, but whatever. Everything we have is ours. When I started needing more money for football stuff recently, Ben decided he's going to treat himself to a new computer. But we don't have "rules." And no one can accuse the other breaking some rule, and we don't have to because we trust each other.

    I don't think we could even make up spending rules for our house if we tried.

    that is really awesome that this works for you guys

    I had high hopes we would be in the same situation, but it has not turned out that way

    We're sorry that the one adut ticket cost you too much money for the submarine.

    There should have been conference call regarding the positives and negatives of that 10 dollars spent.

    you may be joking but I had a very thematically similar discussion as soon as I got back on Sunday night

    Usagi on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    RHOMBUS!

    i don't have to worry about money, cause i'm humble's sugar mama and we both know it.

    Heh.

    At this point Chelsea knows I'm really just in it for her eventual healthcare that I'll be able to mooch off of.

    Bring me healthcare, sweetness and I'll make sure dinner is on the table.

    DrZiplock on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    having a sugar momma is tits on a motorcycle awesome

    Rankenphile on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bedi, are you the dude that lives on Michigan Ave?

    Butters on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh Goddamnit I am crashing.

    Fuck this. I don't think I will be able to stay up another 10 hours.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I love cougars.

    god, we know

    MrMonroe on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    RHOMBUS!

    i don't have to worry about money, cause i'm humble's sugar mama and we both know it.
    i will grow old and wrinkly, but damn am i gonna have some scrilla

    You're not even 30 and you got yourself a pool boy; good job.:P

    Darth Waiter on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I just gotta say about the money shit quick.

    We never set up ground rules. Ever. We lived together in college and we just did our damnedest to make sure all the bills got paid and that we had food and money to get back to our hometowns now and then. We didn't have a joint account at that point, but we might as well have.

    Now we have a lot more money, a joint account and still no ground rules. We trust each other. Stale's bitter ass will probably say that this will come back to haunt Ben because obviously I'm just a money-grubbing bitch or something, but whatever. Everything we have is ours. When I started needing more money for football stuff recently, Ben decided he's going to treat himself to a new computer. But we don't have "rules." And no one can accuse the other breaking some rule, and we don't have to because we trust each other.

    I don't think we could even make up spending rules for our house if we tried.

    that is really awesome that this works for you guys

    I had high hopes we would be in the same situation, but it has not turned out that way

    We're sorry that the one adut ticket cost you too much money for the submarine.

    There should have been conference call regarding the positives and negatives of that 10 dollars spent.

    you may be joking but I had a very thematically similar discussion as soon as I got back on Sunday night

    Of course I was joking, but I do know that it was based somewhere in reality.

    He was just envious. He totally could have enjoyed 80s night instead of hitting up a bar.

    Don't let the man get you down.

    DrZiplock on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    alright, I gotta homework

    Rankenphile on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    having a sugar momma is tits on a motorcycle awesome

    As happy as she may make you there will always be an empty hole filled only by a monster truck ride.

    Butters on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I love cougars.

    god, we know

    Was I looking at you? No, I wasn't? You know how you'll know I'm looking at you?

    You'll have an icepick in your liver.

    Darth Waiter on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »

    Don't let the man get you down.

    this is why you are among my favorite people

    Usagi on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    having a sugar momma is tits on a motorcycle awesome

    My would be sugar momma desires a motorcyle and has named the tits "dental and healthcare" as a part of the "benefits package" she provides me with.



    She's fucking awesome.

    DrZiplock on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I love cougars.

    god, we know

    Was I looking at you? No, I wasn't? You know how you'll know I'm looking at you?

    You'll have an icepick in your liver.

    man, eye contact with you must be awkward

    redfenix on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »

    Don't let the man get you down.

    this is why you are among my favorite people

    Hugs and kisses.

    DrZiplock on
  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Bedi, are you the dude that lives on Michigan Ave?

    Yep, that's me.

    It's also tits on a motocycle awesome, though everyone lives like a 20min trainride away

    Bedigunz on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Bedi, are you the dude that lives on Michigan Ave?

    Yep, that's me.

    It's also tits on a motocycle awesome, though everyone lives like a 20min trainride away

    I'll have to drop you a PM next time I am visiting the sister in Wrigleyville.

    Butters on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Halfmex wrote: »
    I love my wife.

    Being married, overall, has been a positive experience.

    Except for one thing: the sex.

    Or rather, the lack thereof.

    "If you like fuckin', marriage ain't for you". /chris rock

    To be fair, even if I weren't married, I wouldn't be having much sex after football practice.

    "Not tonight dear, my shoulder got dislocated earlier" seems like a pretty valid excuse to me.

    Jordyn on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    gettin hitched was awesome for me

    but my wife is way cooler than I am

    and I'm fucking awesome

    so, good luck with that

    yeah your wife is cooler
    how come she doesn't hang out on here anyways?
    i'd much rather talk to her than you

    (i'm kidding, much love)
    she don't really dig on the forum much

    she chats to some friends over facebook, but usually she's busy working on shit, she's always got some project going

    right now she's creating an Adventure Club
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    :?:
    sortalike, but with more treasure maps and mascots and gypsy caravan roadtrips to go see dinosaurs
    how do I join?

    Druhim on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    having a sugar momma is tits on a motorcycle awesome

    As happy as she may make you there will always be an empty hole filled only by a monster truck ride.
    some fucking day, I swear it

    Rankenphile on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    gettin hitched was awesome for me

    but my wife is way cooler than I am

    and I'm fucking awesome

    so, good luck with that

    yeah your wife is cooler
    how come she doesn't hang out on here anyways?
    i'd much rather talk to her than you

    (i'm kidding, much love)
    she don't really dig on the forum much

    she chats to some friends over facebook, but usually she's busy working on shit, she's always got some project going

    right now she's creating an Adventure Club
    2007-adventuretime.jpg
    :?:
    sortalike, but with more treasure maps and mascots and gypsy caravan roadtrips to go see dinosaurs
    how do I join?
    I dunno, I just kinda fucked my way into it

    Rankenphile on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I love cougars.

    god, we know

    Was I looking at you? No, I wasn't? You know how you'll know I'm looking at you?

    You'll have an icepick in your liver.
    darth gimme a date, we can go cougar baiting together

    Mysst on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    whore

    Druhim on
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Bedi, are you the dude that lives on Michigan Ave?

    Yep, that's me.

    It's also tits on a motocycle awesome, though everyone lives like a 20min trainride away

    I'll have to drop you a PM next time I am visiting the sister in Wrigleyville.

    Word. I like Wrigleyville (all my friends live there) but I don't think I could stay there myself. It's too much like my university (with all the bars and recent college grads) and I know if I lived there, I'd get back into my old drinking habits of going out like 5 nights a week.

    Bedigunz on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is it a Super Adventure Club? If so Dru is definitely down.

    Butters on
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I love cougars.

    god, we know

    Was I looking at you? No, I wasn't? You know how you'll know I'm looking at you?

    You'll have an icepick in your liver.
    darth gimme a date, we can go cougar baiting together

    Can I come too?

    Bedigunz on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think vermiculture may take the cougar baiting championship

    dude wasn't even trying and she was all up in his business

    Usagi on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    darth gimme a date, we can go cougar baiting together

    I just ran into one of my old managers from a big-ass nightclub I used to work at; he's gonna be starting up a new club soon and needs a solid guy he can count on, so I'll scope out the territory for you. It'll be on the northeast side of Dallas, so there's bound to be some lonely ladies of the mountain cat variety.:winky:

    Darth Waiter on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    I think vermiculture may take the cougar baiting championship

    dude wasn't even trying and she was all up in his business

    "Is that all you're eating? Vegetables? Can you be a man that drinks a carbomb and just eats vegetables? Prove you're a man and do the carbomb!"


    Yea, she was fucking nuts.

    DrZiplock on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    "Is that all you're eating? Vegetables? Can you be a man that drinks a carbomb and just eats vegetables? Prove you're a man and do the carbomb!"

    Yea, she was fucking nuts.

    Who was this siren?!? I must meet her!

    Darth Waiter on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    "Is that all you're eating? Vegetables? Can you be a man that drinks a carbomb and just eats vegetables? Prove you're a man and do the carbomb!"

    Yea, she was fucking nuts.

    Who was this siren?!? I must meet her!

    She was among this gaggle of girls who were all likely different generations of the same family. Your standard motherly lady who was sitting back to back with Vermi.

    They struck up a conversation and then carbombs and dinner came out and she started harassing him a bit. Questioning his manhood, that kinda thing.

    He alternated between egging her on and being kinda uncomfortable.

    DrZiplock on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    damn that is a woman that won't make you breakfast right there cause she's gonna fuck you in the bathroom

    Mysst on
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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    learn an obscure foreign language together. that way, you can gossip and dish about strangers in public and have no one else the wiser

    We're doing this. We're learning Italian and Gaelic.

    Zuel on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    damn that is a woman that won't make you breakfast right there cause she's gonna fuck you in the bathroom

    Who needs scrambled eggs when you still have the roast beef from the wedding buffet?

    Darth Waiter on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    damn that is a woman that won't make you breakfast right there cause she's gonna fuck you in the bathroom

    Who needs scrambled eggs when you still have the roast beef from the wedding buffet?

    haha gross

    redfenix on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    damn that is a woman that won't make you breakfast right there cause she's gonna fuck you in the bathroom

    thank god there's nobody else in the office right now or I'd have to explain why I'm laughing so hard at this

    edit: and DW takes it one step further!

    Usagi on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am nothing if not morally bankrupt and thoroughly unfit for polite company.

    Darth Waiter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I love cougars.

    god, we know

    Was I looking at you? No, I wasn't? You know how you'll know I'm looking at you?

    You'll have an icepick in your liver.
    darth gimme a date, we can go cougar baiting together

    Can I come too?
    come on down to texas, darth knows all the bars apparently.

    Mysst on
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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    speaking of cougars

    this guy is always a hilarious read when he gets published in school newspapers

    i just noticed squiggly's comment at the bottom of that page. good stuff.

    thorgot on
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