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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    I am writing a song about my new love of Barack Obama called "fuck the disabled"

    Tube on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    tube that may be beyond even a man of your abilities

    I've just mixed up 9 scoops of protein shake and am going to spend a full two hours doing nothing but smelling my own farts as preparation.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am writing a song about my new love of Barack Obama called "fuck the disabled"

    yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    is it rock rap

    please say yes

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh Tube your witticisms cut me to the quick

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you know sometimes I think I'm more conservative than I believe myself to be.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Essentially diversity over tradition.

    I am going to cancel everything today and see if I can come up with a more self righteous definition of political correctness.
    Descartes wrote:
    To-day, then, since I have opportunely freed my mind from all cares [and am happily disturbed by no passions], and since I am in the secure possession of leisure in a peaceable retirement, I will at length apply myself earnestly and freely to the general overthrow of all my former opinions.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    don't do it tube

    you don't have to risk your life

    there are people who care about you

    none of them are here, but I'm sure there's somebody

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    I have to say, the bit about white Christian male privilege was a stroke of genius. I don't know how I'm going to top that. I'm pretty sure it's going to involve something about sheeple though. Maybe something about Nixon...

    I don't know, sometimes I think I set myself impossible tasks that I can't possibly finish. That way I can never be judged, you know?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think political correctness or lack thereof is restricted to one or another political party, even in generalizations. There are obviously pundits and speakers in both camps who are not PC, Limbaugh being one obvious one. But for every offensive conservative asshole there's another whacked-out screaming liberal making politically incorrect comments, too. Jeremiah Wright, for instance. I'd categorize him as liberal, unfortunate as that is.

    I'm extremely liberal myself, and I subscribe to the policy of sugar attracting more bees, etc. But I also think there's a fine line between politeness and ineffectual tip-toeing (and I'm not very good at being PC) so it's probably good that I'm not on any party payrolls.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sorry guys, what'd I miss?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Sorry guys, what'd I miss?

    penises

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    Some teenagers were good enough to explain to us how the world works.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think political correctness or lack thereof is restricted to one or another political party, even in generalizations. There are obviously pundits and speakers in both camps who are not PC, Limbaugh being one obvious one. But for every offensive conservative asshole there's another whacked-out screaming liberal making politically incorrect comments, too. Jeremiah Wright, for instance. I'd categorize him as liberal, unfortunate as that is.

    I'm extremely liberal myself, and I subscribe to the policy of sugar attracting more bees, etc. But I also think there's a fine line between politeness and ineffectual tip-toeing (and I'm not very good at being PC) so it's probably good that I'm not on any party payrolls.

    Well generally, Democrats have made an effort to expand PC speech, although less so recently

    And again, speaking generally, Republicans have made it a point to attack PC speech

    clearly neither group universally uses or does not use PC speech, but the two parties and liberals/conservatives generally have aligned with and against, respectively, the idea of PC speech.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Sorry guys, what'd I miss?

    Tube's been trying to troll me and TFS but hasn't been very good at it

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Sorry guys, what'd I miss?

    Tube's been trying to troll me and TFS but hasn't been very good at it

    ahahahahahhaaaaaaaa

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    Backward's views are so utterly unassailable that anyone who disagrees with him must be trolling.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    alt post: oh what's that, 3 pages of responding to little old me? Who knows what kind of reaction someone who was good at trolling would have received!

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    Backward's views are so utterly unassailable that anyone who disagrees with him must be trolling.

    This is like, a meta-troll right here

    You almost got me to respond sincerely for a second there

    A for effort

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tube is the Gigatroll

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    alt post: oh what's that, 3 pages of responding to little old me? Who knows what kind of reaction someone who was good at trolling would have received!

    You're no DeaconBlues

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    The best moment is the "ha! well you tried to troll me and it didn't work, as I think any of the posts I have made in the last... hour... of responding will... demonstrate. Shit."

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Right, so, business as usual, then? Good times. Just gonna sit here and enjoy my Ramen.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    Alright to be fair you had me going for a few pages

    credit where credit is due

    still you blew your wad early

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2009
    Alright to be fair you had me going for a few pages

    credit where credit is due

    still you blew your wad early

    and yet apparently continued to fuck you for several pages

    Tube on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    christ backwards give it up

    it's the debate equivalent of "I meant to do that!"

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    christ backwards give it up

    it's the debate equivalent of "I meant to do that!"

    man I ain't got nothin better to do than post in this thread


    well there is always porn

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If you have nothing better to do than post in this thread, may I interest you in a little ED? I like to call it intellectual suicide. It's like concentrated cyanide for the soul.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    On the subject of anarchy:

    Go to 4chan, go to the /b/ section, hang around for an hour, and if you're a normal person with morals and a good heart you'll understand why anarchy sucks.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also protesting for the sake of protesting is gayer than the death of Horatio Nelson.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The only protest I've ever been involved in was when I was briefly part of an angry crowd at a Neo-Nazi rally on the lawn of the State House here in Columbia

    I mean, if you gotta protest something, Neo-Nazis seem like a good thing to get mad at

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The only protest I've ever been involved in was when I was briefly part of an angry crowd at a Neo-Nazi rally on the lawn of the State House here in Columbia

    I mean, if you gotta protest something, Neo-Nazis seem like a good thing to get mad at

    I can see that. I can't help but think when I see people counter-protest Neo-Nazis, which usually boils down to them shouting WHITE TRASH every time the skinheads shout WHITE POWER, that if shit got violent and sketchy the Neo-Nazis would RUIN the counter-protesters.

    Like, fucking demolish them utterly.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There were a shit-ton of cops in riot gear, I imagine they would have put a quick stop on any violence

    but that concern was present in my mind

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There was a brawl at a Neo-Nazi protest in Calgary a few days ago.

    The Aryan Guard or some shit.

    "I'm not racist. I'm just proud of being white."

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nazis

    I hate these guys

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That's one of the main reasons besides the weather that living in the PNW sucked fucking dick.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Nazis

    I hate these guys

    natzis guys again!

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Metz, if you're basing a societal form on 4chan interaction, then you're no nevermind.

    nevermind.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You people are doing absolutely fuck-all for my hard on; I'm going back to bed and thinking about dead hookers.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DW

    WAIT

    WE HAVE SOMETHING
    'Kill Your Baby' Bill Introduced

    would make 'postpartum depression' a defense to mruder
    By Jim Forsyth
    Sunday, March 22, 2009

    A measure introduced in the Legislature would make Texas the first state in the country to essentially allow women to kill their newborn babies, and face relatively minor punishment for it.

    State Rep Jessica Farrar (D-Houston), has introduced a bill to create a new crime called 'infanticide.'

    It would allow postpartum mental disorder to be sued as an affirmative defense against a murder charge, if a mother murders a child 12 months old or less.

    Under Farrar's bill, if jurors find a mother guilty of murder, they could take testimony about postpartum issues into consideration during the punishment phase of the trial.

    If jurors find that the mother's 'judgment was impaired because of childbirth of lactation,' they could then judge her guilty not of murder but of 'infanticide,' which would carry a punishment of no more than two years in a state jail.

    Murder is a Class A felony, punishable by up to 99 years in prison. In the case of a mother who kills a child, that time is now spent in the state's maximum security prison for women in Gatesville.


    Farrar says postpartum depression is recognized as a legal defense in 29 nations worldwide.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Metz, if you're basing a societal form on 4chan interaction, then you're no nevermind.

    nevermind.

    I'M JUST SAYING ANARCHY IS GREAT IF YOU ENJOY RAPE AND MURDER.

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