I think perhaps killing the crazy whores would be better for the family and society.
I'm honestly in favor of thinning the population through this method.
Crazy people killing their offspring does that too you know. Just saying.
Maybe if the crazy people didn't raise their crazy-prone offspring they wouldn't be crazy. Just saying.
That's not the point. He was making a thinning the herd point, which I agree nature needs to start expunging some of the weaker links. Infanticide is a way nature does that in the animal kingdom. A mother will kill her cubs if they aren't right, and a bad mother will accidentally kill her offspring due to her own stupidity. These free up resources for the rest.
Humans have a fascination beyond nature to protect children, even children that are not biologically their own. In some ways it's good, like when protective services removes a child from a crack whore, and in some ways it's bad, like when some yuppie bitch tells me I can't spank my kid for misbehaving because I'll withdraw from his self-confidence bank.
There's your problem right there. You're spanking your kid in public, when in reality, you should be thumping the back of his head in public, it's much more discreet. Also, you can grab his sideburns and his ear in one grab and it makes an effective leash. Also discreet.
Bullshit. A spank on the ass has never killed a child. There's quite a line between abuse and a spank for discipline, but oh boy are the uber yuppie douchenozzles of the world up your ass if you spank your kid. Also if you say something about their misbehaved hellions running around destroying shit in the name of their self-esteem they get all offended.
Bullshit. A spank on the ass has never killed a child. There's quite a line between abuse and a spank for discipline, but oh boy are the uber yuppie douchenozzles of the world up your ass if you spank your kid. Also if you say something about their misbehaved hellions running around destroying shit in the name of their self-esteem they get all offended.
"They are children, they are supposed to behave that way"
Man, I wish I was a kid now a days, growing up my behavior in public was limited to "Seen and not heard".
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Okay, I'll distract them with the lizard and Mysst, you can go in with the punches
You should also get "Darwin" and "Huxley" tattoo'ed on your knuckles, just in case you need backup.
What about my dog Linnaeus?
If you really have a dog named Linnaeus I am interested in applying for the position of fawning acolyte, because that's awesome.
Hunter, I guarantee those yuppies jumping down your throat are the same ones who let their obscenely spoiled children run around the store where I used to work, sticking their gummy hands in everything.
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In my expert opinion, raising a child who doesn't talk during a movie is the height of civilization and sometimes requires the occasional smack upside the back of the head.
I should know: I'm an expert.
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My wife was one of those people who swore she would never spank her child. Now she wonders why my son walks all over her and snaps to attention when I tell him no. It's hilarious. Four years old and he knows who is the easy mark and who not to fuck with.
In my expert opinion, raising a child who doesn't talk during a movie is the height of civilization and sometimes requires the occasional smack upside the back of the head.
My wife was one of those people who swore she would never spank her child. Now she wonders why my son walks all over her and snaps to attention when I tell him no. It's hilarious. Four years old and he knows who is the easy mark and who not to fuck with.
My mom was pretty easy target, but she had that ace up her sleeve.
"Oh you just wait till your dad comes home"
Except this one time, she got mad at my brother and I for roughing around too much outside and "Tearing up the grass". So she told my dad to teach us a lesson ya know, but he thought it was silly. So he pretended to spank us and we pretended to be hurt.
She was not happy when she learned about that ten years later.
My wife was one of those people who swore she would never spank her child. Now she wonders why my son walks all over her and snaps to attention when I tell him no. It's hilarious. Four years old and he knows who is the easy mark and who not to fuck with.
You should be very proud of yourself for that; little boys are easy to raise, but we are the most stubborn creatures God ever put on the Earth.
Okay, I'll distract them with the lizard and Mysst, you can go in with the punches
You should also get "Darwin" and "Huxley" tattoo'ed on your knuckles, just in case you need backup.
What about my dog Linnaeus?
If you really have a dog named Linnaeus I am interested in applying for the position of fawning acolyte, because that's awesome.
Hunter, I guarantee those yuppies jumping down your throat are the same ones who let their obscenely spoiled children run around the store where I used to work, sticking their gummy hands in everything.
Honestly, I wish I had a dog named Linnaeus. Instead, I named my lab Thorin. But if I ever get a German short-hair, it's for sure gonna be Linnaeus. So he was Swedish, close enough.
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I can't imagine having a child who didn't fear the phrase, "I'll give you something to cry about."
Boy did that ever shut me and my brother up as kids. Of course, fear of parental wrath didn't keep me from tormenting my brother once Dad delivered the speech about not hitting girls, but a sibling's gotta do what a sibling's gotta do.
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My wife was one of those people who swore she would never spank her child. Now she wonders why my son walks all over her and snaps to attention when I tell him no. It's hilarious. Four years old and he knows who is the easy mark and who not to fuck with.
You should be very proud of yourself for that; little boys are easy to raise, but we are the most stubborn creatures God ever put on the Earth.
For little boys, Freud was right. If you break down personality into Id, Ego, and Super Ego a little boy is 100% Id.
All animalistic base desires. I want food now. I want sleep now. I want toy now. I want DVD of Kung-Fu Panda now or it's go time old man. It's like living with a miniature cave man sometimes.
Drinking out of the hose was the best! That's not a punishment at all!
I guess I'm sort of envious of the miniature caveman lifestyle. It seems like it's got some good things going for it.
Drinking out of the hose was good.
I just remember my friends complaining about it when they were over at our house.
After that, they decided we should just play at their house, where their parents would dote on them.
After all, my dad was the one who decided letting his 5 year old shoot his 12 gauge loaded up with 3 1/2 magnums from the hip was a good idea.
Later, let his 7 year old shoot his .357 with some magnum loads.
Sitting on the front porch at the ranch shooting birds and paper plate targets with the pellet rifle, I asked him if he was drinking grape juice, and I asked for a drink. He said sure. It was port wine. Pure fucking fire for a 10 year old.
I honestly can't complain about my upbringing.
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"I didn't kill men in Vietnam so you could grow up to be a ________"
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Ah the veteran father figure. Can't argue with a man who has killed before and will gladly do it again.
Replace 'Vietnam' with 'Germany and Korea' and 'father' with 'grandad' and you have the perfect description of my role model. He never spanked me, didn't have to. He'd just look at me and say stuff like, "That business may fly at someone else's house, but this is my house."
Which was usually responded to with a very meek, "Yesssir."
"Good. Now go help your grandmother with the dishes."
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"I brought you into this world, I will take you out"
"I didn't kill men in Vietnam so you could grow up to be a ________"
* fill blank with almost anything, including: wussy, commy, pinko, pussy, sissy
Ah the veteran father figure. Can't argue with a man who has killed before and will gladly do it again.
Shit man, you gotta be careful. You raise him too tough and he will rebel fucking Hard in his older years.
That was my father. I always knew the old man would kill me if it came down to it. I remember one time for a school project about veterans I interviewed him and one of the questions was "do you regret anything from your time in the military/war". His response: "that I didn't kill more of those bastards when I had the chance".
"I brought you into this world, I will take you out"
"I didn't kill men in Vietnam so you could grow up to be a ________"
* fill blank with almost anything, including: wussy, commy, pinko, pussy, sissy
Ah the veteran father figure. Can't argue with a man who has killed before and will gladly do it again.
Shit man, you gotta be careful. You raise him too tough and he will rebel fucking Hard in his older years.
That was my father. I always knew the old man would kill me if it came down to it. I remember one time for a school project about veterans I interviewed him and one of the questions was "do you regret anything from your time in the military/war". His response: "that I didn't kill more of those bastards when I had the chance".
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"I didn't kill men in Vietnam so you could grow up to be a ________"
* fill blank with almost anything, including: wussy, commy, pinko, pussy, sissy
Ah the veteran father figure. Can't argue with a man who has killed before and will gladly do it again.
Shit man, you gotta be careful. You raise him too tough and he will rebel fucking Hard in his older years.
That was my father. I always knew the old man would kill me if it came down to it. I remember one time for a school project about veterans I interviewed him and one of the questions was "do you regret anything from your time in the military/war". His response: "that I didn't kill more of those bastards when I had the chance".
Stunning
did you quote him?
I was old enough to know better and softened it. The teacher would have shit herself too, and I wanted the easy A.
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Bullshit. A spank on the ass has never killed a child. There's quite a line between abuse and a spank for discipline, but oh boy are the uber yuppie douchenozzles of the world up your ass if you spank your kid. Also if you say something about their misbehaved hellions running around destroying shit in the name of their self-esteem they get all offended.
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Teachers be wondering why kids be having so many paper cuts.
WHAT?
WAS MY CHILD PULLING DOWN ITS PANTS IN CLASS?
THAT'S GONNA BE AT LEAST FOUR CLICKS.
"They are children, they are supposed to behave that way"
Man, I wish I was a kid now a days, growing up my behavior in public was limited to "Seen and not heard".
If you really have a dog named Linnaeus I am interested in applying for the position of fawning acolyte, because that's awesome.
Hunter, I guarantee those yuppies jumping down your throat are the same ones who let their obscenely spoiled children run around the store where I used to work, sticking their gummy hands in everything.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I should know: I'm an expert.
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Fox news has ruined that term for me.
My mom was pretty easy target, but she had that ace up her sleeve.
"Oh you just wait till your dad comes home"
Except this one time, she got mad at my brother and I for roughing around too much outside and "Tearing up the grass". So she told my dad to teach us a lesson ya know, but he thought it was silly. So he pretended to spank us and we pretended to be hurt.
She was not happy when she learned about that ten years later.
You should be very proud of yourself for that; little boys are easy to raise, but we are the most stubborn creatures God ever put on the Earth.
Honestly, I wish I had a dog named Linnaeus. Instead, I named my lab Thorin. But if I ever get a German short-hair, it's for sure gonna be Linnaeus. So he was Swedish, close enough.
Boy did that ever shut me and my brother up as kids. Of course, fear of parental wrath didn't keep me from tormenting my brother once Dad delivered the speech about not hitting girls, but a sibling's gotta do what a sibling's gotta do.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
For little boys, Freud was right. If you break down personality into Id, Ego, and Super Ego a little boy is 100% Id.
All animalistic base desires. I want food now. I want sleep now. I want toy now. I want DVD of Kung-Fu Panda now or it's go time old man. It's like living with a miniature cave man sometimes.
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"If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about,"
"Go play in some traffic,"
I just wish my parents weren't trying to beat the devil out of me sometimes.
I guess I'm sort of envious of the miniature caveman lifestyle. It seems like it's got some good things going for it.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
"I didn't kill men in Vietnam so you could grow up to be a ________"
* fill blank with almost anything, including: wussy, commy, pinko, pussy, sissy
Ah the veteran father figure. Can't argue with a man who has killed before and will gladly do it again.
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Shit man, you gotta be careful. You raise him too tough and he will rebel fucking Hard in his older years.
Drinking out of the hose was good.
I just remember my friends complaining about it when they were over at our house.
After that, they decided we should just play at their house, where their parents would dote on them.
After all, my dad was the one who decided letting his 5 year old shoot his 12 gauge loaded up with 3 1/2 magnums from the hip was a good idea.
Later, let his 7 year old shoot his .357 with some magnum loads.
Sitting on the front porch at the ranch shooting birds and paper plate targets with the pellet rifle, I asked him if he was drinking grape juice, and I asked for a drink. He said sure. It was port wine. Pure fucking fire for a 10 year old.
I honestly can't complain about my upbringing.
Chico, you are so fucking crazy. I wonder if you are crazy crazy or just forums crazy.
Did you have a crazy upbringing, were your parents clowns?
Replace 'Vietnam' with 'Germany and Korea' and 'father' with 'grandad' and you have the perfect description of my role model. He never spanked me, didn't have to. He'd just look at me and say stuff like, "That business may fly at someone else's house, but this is my house."
Which was usually responded to with a very meek, "Yesssir."
"Good. Now go help your grandmother with the dishes."
That was my father. I always knew the old man would kill me if it came down to it. I remember one time for a school project about veterans I interviewed him and one of the questions was "do you regret anything from your time in the military/war". His response: "that I didn't kill more of those bastards when I had the chance".
Stunning
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"Hey. Don't do that. God, you're stupid."
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I'm not crazy.
My parents are lovely.
Now you should use the Terry Tate method since you've been practicing.
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I was old enough to know better and softened it. The teacher would have shit herself too, and I wanted the easy A.
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Dude
I almost got a fucking sack this weekend.
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ALMOST DON'T COUNT YOU TEARS THOSE BITCHES HEADS OFF. YOU TEAR THEIR HEADS OFF AND LAUGH ABOUT IT.
YOUR INTENSITY IS FOR SHIT! WIN! WIN! WIN!
If you get a sack and do the "WOO WOO" train noise, I will be so proud of you.
Getting a sack is like a religious experience. You'll know soon what I mean, I have faith in you.
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I had the bitch by the towel before Maddox and Nips came up and finished her off.
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Next time, just fucking cut her skank ass.
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