Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
I hate Risk. The second game of Risk I played my 10-man army got cut down to a 3-man army before I could take Alaska, which was being guarded by a 4-man army. That was fucking bullshit.
Then I picked it up again years later, tried to take the last Australian territory, guarded by a 2-man army, with a 5-man army, and was forced to retreat.
Seriously, fuck Risk. Diplomacy is where it's at. All the alliance talk and betrayal, none of the stupid random dice luck bullshit.
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GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
WAYS TO SPEED UP MONOPOLY
1. Kill Seinfeld.
2. Kill Seinfeld, then kill myself.
3. Kill Seinfeld, flee to Svenborgia, then kill myself.
Wait, wrong list.
1. Auctions.
2. Eminent domain- you get all but one of a color, you can pay double for the last one and it's yours regardless of if someone has it or not.
3. Stock market crash- if you roll doubles three times in a row you go to jail. If you roll the same number three times in a row, the stock market crashes and everyone loses half their money.
4. Everyone does crack between every turn.
5. Too Big To Fail- after every hour, last place is eliminated if nobody has otherwise been so. The survivors are Too Big To Fail.
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
I have not yet made an account. I'm trying to put it off as long as possible. I'll end up on whichever server my mate is on. I made a deal with him that if he played less and spent more time in the real world then I'd play it with him. Fucker held up his end.
I have not yet made an account. I'm trying to put it off as long as possible. I'll end up on whichever server my mate is on. I made a deal with him that if he played less and spent more time in the real world then I'd play it with him. Fucker held up his end.
posting drunk
I don't even smoke usually and I smoked at least three cigarettes tonight. I worked at least 80 hours in the last week. I'm pretty sure that had something to do with it.
This post took at least five minutes to write correctly.
posting drunk
I don't even smoke usually and I smoked at least three cigarettes tonight. I worked at least 80 hours in the last week. I'm pretty sure that had something to do with it.
This post took at least five minutes to write correctly.
It's the effort that counts. I appreciate that in a drunken post.
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Apparently they beat their students over there. So try not to piss your professors off.
although I'll probably wake up like ten minutes before I have to head out
because I suck at waking up
oh well
night, [chat]
Same. Time to lay in bed and play old pokemon games until I fall asleep.
I feel calmer already!
Seriously I know it'll be awesome, but my mind is just freaking out, like wtf am I doing, asia wtf wtf wtf?
Then I picked it up again years later, tried to take the last Australian territory, guarded by a 2-man army, with a 5-man army, and was forced to retreat.
Seriously, fuck Risk. Diplomacy is where it's at. All the alliance talk and betrayal, none of the stupid random dice luck bullshit.
1. Kill Seinfeld.
2. Kill Seinfeld, then kill myself.
3. Kill Seinfeld, flee to Svenborgia, then kill myself.
Wait, wrong list.
1. Auctions.
2. Eminent domain- you get all but one of a color, you can pay double for the last one and it's yours regardless of if someone has it or not.
3. Stock market crash- if you roll doubles three times in a row you go to jail. If you roll the same number three times in a row, the stock market crashes and everyone loses half their money.
4. Everyone does crack between every turn.
5. Too Big To Fail- after every hour, last place is eliminated if nobody has otherwise been so. The survivors are Too Big To Fail.
Have fun. You'll be fine.
I'LL MAKE A MINT
Wait.
What server are you on?
better ways to play board games. I'm sure you have plenty of others.
The title under which I discovered this image was "OWL WTF"
So appropriate...
GAH
I have not yet made an account. I'm trying to put it off as long as possible. I'll end up on whichever server my mate is on. I made a deal with him that if he played less and spent more time in the real world then I'd play it with him. Fucker held up his end.
You should both transfer to Icecrown >.>
eh, maybe I don't.
And as is bloody always the case, my boss isn't around on the days when I have lots of the science to be doing.
Good morrow.
hey haps
Oh yes. Driving in it is a thing of beauty.
edit: Did I kill [chat]?
I don't even smoke usually and I smoked at least three cigarettes tonight. I worked at least 80 hours in the last week. I'm pretty sure that had something to do with it.
This post took at least five minutes to write correctly.
It's the effort that counts. I appreciate that in a drunken post.
it means a lot
now I will pass out in my own bed
alone
so alone
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
Edit: I'm bored.