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BROQUEST
George Fornby Grill
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Welcome to BroQuest!
Do you wish to start a [N]ew game?
>n
You awake in your crowded and cluttered dorm room, you see sunlight coming from the cracks in the blinds, it must be afternoon.
Your friends TREVOR and TODD are passed out on the futon, the BEER BONG still clutched in TREVOR'S hands; both are shirtless and look totally gay, bro.
You are wearing a COLLARED SHIRT; COLLAR currently UN-POPPED, and BASEBALL HAT; currently on BACKWARDS.
In your possession are the following items:
Some TOTALLY DANK NUGS
That rad BONG that TREVOR got you for your Birthday
Your WALLET, its only contents your SIGMA ALPHA RHO MEMBERSHIP CARD
Obvious exits are WEST and NORTH.
What do you do?
>|
Welcome to BroQuest!
Do you wish to start a [N]ew game?
>n
You awake in your crowded and cluttered dorm room, you see sunlight coming from the cracks in the blinds, it must be afternoon.
Your friends TREVOR and TODD are passed out on the futon, the BEER BONG still clutched in TREVOR'S hands; both are shirtless and look totally gay, bro.
You are wearing a COLLARED SHIRT; COLLAR currently UN-POPPED, and BASEBALL HAT; currently on BACKWARDS.
In your possession are the following items:
Some TOTALLY DANK NUGS
That rad BONG that TREVOR got you for your Birthday
Your WALLET, its only contents your SIGMA ALPHA RHO MEMBERSHIP CARD
Obvious exits are WEST and NORTH.
What do you do?
>|
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>Score some Natty ice
You POP THAT COLLAR, SON, giving you +5 CHARISMA and -10 INTELLIGENCE.
You pack that bowl and LIGHT THAT SHIT UP, time passes
In your TOTALLY RAD HIGH, you stumble out the door WEST and into the dorm hall, on your way grabbing your pair of MIRRORED AVIATORS.
The hall runs NORTH and SOUTH
>|
>Go NORTH whilst giving all the ladies that Fonz look.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
broquest, more like brokest
You head NORTH down the hallway, reaching a stairwell, on your way passing that FRESHMEN CHICK YOU TOTALLY POUNDED AT THAT ONE PARTY, DUDE. She looks at you hopefully, wondering if you'll start a conversation with her. Your WILLPOWER goes down by 1, as your insatiable appetite for RUDE TITTAYS rises.
>|
http://www.audioentropy.com/
>check for extra pollo
Either that or
> Say, "Sup."
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
>Play BluntQuest
oh shit bluntquest
yes please
You TURN THAT RIM SIDEWAYS, granting you +5 to DUUUDE but -2 to EYE PROTECTION. The hat no longer protecting you from the TOTALLY BRIGHT lights above, you are momentarily blinded, and you stumble down a flight of steps.
As you regain your sight, you see THE RA standing in front of you, that guy is a total DOUCHEBAG.
He wants to know IF YOU ARE FUCKING HIGH BECAUSE HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE
>|
You break your BONG over the stair rail, and attack the RA with the shattered glass, he struggles, but is soon silent, as he bleeds slowly out.
You now have in your possession A DEAD FUCKING BODY HOLY SHIT MAN
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
>play broquest
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
killing the RA was a cool move anyway
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
>(I)nventory
where the fuck are my keys, man?
the game where you don't poop your pants
>Appease your gods with prayer now for all the popped collars in the world cannot save you.
>Commit Suicide with Remnants of BONG
life?
You look around, trying to find out if anyone saw you pull that TOTALLY FUCKING NINJA SHIT, MAN.
As you look up you see that FRESHMEN CHICK YOU TOTALLY POUNDED AT THAT ONE PARTY, DUDE, she has a look of absolute horror on her face as she looks upon the scene. You notice that she still seems as if she would do anything to be with you again.
Your shoes are now COVERED IN BLOOD SHIT, MAN. Your STYLIN goes down by 3.
>|
Don't Shit Your Pants is a great game
Gonna give you dudes a link
Oh wait, that's right
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=86703&page=8
Great job fuck stick.
My inspiration.
"fuck stick"