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You give TREVOR a FIST BUMP, then both of you start to POUND THAT SHIT, first ONE ON EACH, then TWO ON ONE. TREVOR finishes first and you call him a FAG.
You think your BALLS touched at one point, but you're not sure.
You now have no clothes.
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You go over to the MINI FRIDGE and grab 2x NATTY ICE, and pass one to TREVOR. You SHOTGUN THAT SHIT, restoring your health and giving you +5 to VITALITY
You hear sirens in the distance, the COPS might have totally heard about that RA shit.
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>Put AVIATORS back on, then POUR the rest of the BEER on the BITCHES
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>Put AVIATORS back on, then POUR the rest of the BEER on the BITCHES
You retrieve your AVIATORS from the pile of CLOTHES, then POUR the last few drops of BEER on the BITCHES. The SIRENS come closer, you might have to make a break for it, with or without your clothes.
>Take RED PILLS from nearby table.
>Enter BRO-TUAL REALITY to escape SIRENS
You glance at a nearby table, and see some RED PILLS. You think these might be able to keep your WICKED HIGH going for an unprecedented amount of time. You POP THEM PILLS. Your HIGH LEVELS reach their capacity and beyond, you black out.
You awaken in an all-white ROOM. TODD stands over you, wearing this TOTALLY BOSS LEATHER COAT.
"Welcome to BRO-TUAL REALITY, brosef."
> you ask TODD where you can get some BOSS LEATHER GEAR, you offer him your SWEET AVIATORS in return
TODD thinks about your REQUEST. He has CLASS soon and he doesn't want the teacher to know he's WICKED HIGH. He accepts your offer, and throws in some extra
you now have in your possession:
BOSS LEATHER COAT, SOME JEANS, BLACK T-SHIRT, and some SICK KICKS
You take a look around, it seems as if the white void goes on forever, which is REALLY FUCKING TRIPPY.
You think you can hear bubbling in the distance.
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Because of your WICKED HIGH you just can't seem to GET IT UP. The HOT CHICKS sigh and go back to their pool game, they are still naked. CHARISMA -15
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You FLASH THAT CARD. The HOT CHICKS now show not just an increased affection for you, but for each other, too.
TREVOR enters.
>|
You give TREVOR a FIST BUMP, then both of you start to POUND THAT SHIT, first ONE ON EACH, then TWO ON ONE. TREVOR finishes first and you call him a FAG.
You think your BALLS touched at one point, but you're not sure.
You now have no clothes.
>|
You go over to the MINI FRIDGE and grab 2x NATTY ICE, and pass one to TREVOR. You SHOTGUN THAT SHIT, restoring your health and giving you +5 to VITALITY
You hear sirens in the distance, the COPS might have totally heard about that RA shit.
> drop pants
> kill yourself
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You retrieve your AVIATORS from the pile of CLOTHES, then POUR the last few drops of BEER on the BITCHES. The SIRENS come closer, you might have to make a break for it, with or without your clothes.
> fart
> take pills
then let the timer run out
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
>Enter BRO-TUAL REALITY to escape SIRENS
pockets help me win!
what do I do
edit: GOT IT
I AM THE SHIT KING
kill yourself
You glance at a nearby table, and see some RED PILLS. You think these might be able to keep your WICKED HIGH going for an unprecedented amount of time. You POP THEM PILLS. Your HIGH LEVELS reach their capacity and beyond, you black out.
You awaken in an all-white ROOM. TODD stands over you, wearing this TOTALLY BOSS LEATHER COAT.
"Welcome to BRO-TUAL REALITY, brosef."
>|
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
TODD thinks about your REQUEST. He has CLASS soon and he doesn't want the teacher to know he's WICKED HIGH. He accepts your offer, and throws in some extra
you now have in your possession:
BOSS LEATHER COAT, SOME JEANS, BLACK T-SHIRT, and some SICK KICKS
>LOOK
You take a look around, it seems as if the white void goes on forever, which is REALLY FUCKING TRIPPY.
You think you can hear bubbling in the distance.
> Study for tests
> Become doctor
There is no BONG in your possession!
You don't want to leave your FRESH CLOTHES just lying there!
>Onwards towards the BUBBLING