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Medic Fortress 2: Medic Even Harder
John Zoidberg
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"Guten Tag. My name is John Zoidberg. I am here to take you on a tour of the wonderful world of Team Fortress 2. First I will get the more important information out of the way, then I will introduce you to my team."
Team Fortress 2 is a team based multiplayer FPS developed and maintained by Valve. The best resource for questions pertaining to one of the nine classes is either asking in game or TF2 WIKI DOT NET. They have everything from what damage each weapon does to (sometimes outdated) HOW TO PLAY VIDEOS.
Servers:
How to add a server:
Before you start TF2, right click Steam in your toolbar and click on Servers. Go to the Favorites tab, click Add a Server, and type in the IP. Next time you launch TF2, go to the Favorites tab and select one of the servers that has people in it, type in the password (wang), and you should be good to go. Also make sure "Show map list" is unchecked in the bottom left. It makes finding servers stupid as hell.
Job's
Hyperbolic Drama Chamber
Normal server with sourcemod for votes.
216.155.146.69:27015
JonXP's
JonXP's Server
Regular vanilla server. No votes.
tf2.finalmeasure.com
PMAvers's
House of Non-Conformity
PMAvers picks the good from the bad so we can enjoy the maps that matter.
208.167.243.68:27015
Download the Map Pack.
Extract to: Steam\steamapps\<your account>\team fortress 2\tf\maps
IMPORTANT NOTE: There is no real PA TF2 Steam Group. The HoNC has a Honc Night group that occasionally announces a custom map night, but that's about it. To get involved and meet people post here and add the servers to your favorites and hop on.
Join us on IRC: irc.slashnet.org #paforums_tf2
Misc. Questions:
QUESTION: Where did you get that steam signature image?
ANSWER: from http://steamcalculator.com where our forum friend Alabaster "Suds" Slim has done the great service of providing them to us.
QUESTION: How do I make my screenshots a decent format?
ANSWER: Enable developers console in your advanced settings and hit the ~ key. Then type "bind F5 jpeg" and hit enter.
QUESTION: Where do I get news pertaining to TF2?
ANSWER: Valve's TF2 Blog
ANSWER: from http://steamcalculator.com where our forum friend Alabaster "Suds" Slim has done the great service of providing them to us.
QUESTION: How do I make my screenshots a decent format?
ANSWER: Enable developers console in your advanced settings and hit the ~ key. Then type "bind F5 jpeg" and hit enter.
QUESTION: Where do I get news pertaining to TF2?
ANSWER: Valve's TF2 Blog
Meet The Team:
Be sure to click the class titles to view some more... "personal" introductions.
Apologies to anyone not mentioned as a regular class player. You are ze awesome.
Meet The Sniper:
"This is Flippy_D. He is a regular Sniper."
"Hello. I am Flippy_D. I am English, well spoken and I love Sniping"
"Bugger me!!!"
"Moving swiftly on..."
"Hello. I am Flippy_D. I am English, well spoken and I love Sniping"
"Bugger me!!!"
"Moving swiftly on..."
Meet The Pyro:
"This is Asiina. She is a regular Pyro."
"Mmmph mmph mrrph"
"You know I don't speak Spanish. In English please."
"Mmmph mmmph mrrrrph mmph"
"You pooped in our refridgerator? And ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad.. that's amazing"
"Oh look, sign language... You.."
"Are.."
"Retarded.."
"Mmmph mmph mrrph"
"You know I don't speak Spanish. In English please."
"Mmmph mmmph mrrrrph mmph"
"You pooped in our refridgerator? And ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad.. that's amazing"
"Oh look, sign language... You.."
"Are.."
"Retarded.."
Meet The Heavy:
"This is Enders. He is a regular Heavy."
"BABIES!!!"
"That's fantastic. I was wondering..."
"SSSSSSSANDVICH!!!"
"Wonderful. Now if you could just tell me about..."
"IT'S KILLING TIME!!!"
"....."
"Powerful stuff.. Let's move on"
"BABIES!!!"
"That's fantastic. I was wondering..."
"SSSSSSSANDVICH!!!"
"Wonderful. Now if you could just tell me about..."
"IT'S KILLING TIME!!!"
"....."
"Powerful stuff.. Let's move on"
Meet The Spy:
"This is savooipeerd. He is a regular Spy."
"Spies are known to be able to vanish in an instant"
"Is that not right savoo?.. savoo?.."
"savoo?"
"savoo?"
"savooooo?"
"Damn, he is good.."
"Damn good.."
"Spies are known to be able to vanish in an instant"
"Is that not right savoo?.. savoo?.."
"savoo?"
"savoo?"
"savooooo?"
"Damn, he is good.."
"Damn good.."
Meet The Soldier:
"This is tyrannus. He is a regular Soldier"
"Oh yes of course. He banned himself.."
"I didn't think this one through did I?.."
"Oh yes of course. He banned himself.."
"I didn't think this one through did I?.."
Meet The Engineer:
"This is..um. I'm not really sure we have a regular Engineer.. Who are you?"
"Name's Bob. Just Bob"
"Wow. That's a pretty unusual name for an Engineer"
"CAN WE BUILD IT?"
"YES WE CAN!!"
"Name's Bob. Just Bob"
"Wow. That's a pretty unusual name for an Engineer"
"CAN WE BUILD IT?"
"YES WE CAN!!"
Meet The Demoman:
"This is Ginger Mijango. He is a regular Demoman"
"Oh laddie, can ya Kritz me? Ya know I be good fer it"
"Sorry Ginger. I only have the regular on me.."
"Oooh I get it. You think I be drunk. Well.. I ain't. I can prove it to ya.."
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz........."
"I hate it when this happens..."
"Oh laddie, can ya Kritz me? Ya know I be good fer it"
"Sorry Ginger. I only have the regular on me.."
"Oooh I get it. You think I be drunk. Well.. I ain't. I can prove it to ya.."
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz........."
"I hate it when this happens..."
Meet The Scout:
"This is Mr Delish. He is a regular Scout.
"BONK! It gives you wings!"
"Wananananananananana...."
"I hate this job..."
"BONK! It gives you wings!"
"Wananananananananana...."
"I hate this job..."
Meet The Medic:
"Hello"
"Oh.. You want more than that? Um..."
"Oh crap, look over there!!"
"Oh.. You want more than that? Um..."
"Oh crap, look over there!!"
Xbox Live: Ink Pouch / PSN: Stiff_Ninja / Origin: PAZoidberg / Steam
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But then again, I'm not much a regular nowadays.
Although I'm still trying to work out whether Flippy_D was murdered by the three fellows from Blue Team, or he pulled off three point blank headshots and the blood is theirs
A chilling thought. I'll leave that to interpretation.
*edit* Don't fret Zen. I'm sure I can come up with a sequence that can mend the bridges.
The twin suns sink beneath the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.
Also, remember to tune in here tomorrow night around 6 pm central for some live music provided by me!
Who are you again?
I chose not to commit for the purposes of the joke that came to mind.
engineers: Mei Hikari and Scarab. Sometimes Iowa.
Maybe not, but you can ban it like they did the 2 live crew.
Very entertaining op Zoidberg.
I should have plagiarized Mr Delish and had your death scream be :
"It's prounounced Granaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....."
not for lack of tryin'
Or I might just play engineer a bit.. scout is just not my class.
GM: Rusty Chains (DH Ongoing)
Save for an epic backstab on Peewi and TK.
I'm trying to break that habit.
Oi, what bout me huh?! I'm regular too, I feel so rejected
Much like your posting. Hhahahaehuehuehhogohahaheha.
oh snap
felonious monk
You will never be a regular spy to me
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No I've always been a spy (disguised as a pyro) my disguise was just that good.