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Medic Fortress 2: Medic Even Harder

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't like the Kritz. It's fun but it makes me feel all vulnerable.

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  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BEST OP IN, well, EVAR!!!!

    You have really outdone yourself this time, John.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    FightTest wrote: »
    I have horrible taste in everything and should shut up and never talk again.

    Also, spies are stupid, fuck spies.

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  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    About time the Medics control the thread. Everyone knows the Heavies are the Medic's bitches, not the other way around.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    FightTest wrote: »
    I have horrible taste in everything and should shut up and never talk again.

    Also, spies are stupid, fuck spies.

    That's pretty much how I read that too.

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I believe this image clearly reflects how it's coward killing time:

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    FightTest wrote: »
    I have horrible taste in everything and should shut up and never talk again.

    Also, spies are stupid, fuck spies.

    seriously

    tofu on
  • SonelanSonelan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I am finding as a medic I tend to get stabbed in the back alot. Especially by enders right before I use a uber. I think I need to get better at spy detection :(

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  • Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a B+ scout again! All I had to do was stop using FAN and sandman.

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  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Whatever the new update is, it's probably really shitty or mediocre for the heavy

    god dayymm

    Shhh.... jk jk :P

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Im totally never drunk when i play TF2, well sometimes, but shut up! i never fell asleep!

    I think the alcohol has affected your memory. Me and minty had to carry you home. God your place is a hovel.

    This wouldn't be so bad if after the server kicked me on St. Patrick's and whilst I was on auto-retry I went over to my couch for 'a rest', fell asleep and woke up at 6am to say hello to Mandalore.

    The Life Aquatic is good. It's god Portuguese Bowie for Cripe's sake!

    Everyone is a medic's bitch. That little scout that now has a much higher survivability? That heavy who can only stay out in fire because of you? The rocket jumping soldier? The sniper who just took a headshot? All the medic's bitches, bitch.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    'ello Mandy

    why were you playing with my bum

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    About time the Medics control the thread. Everyone knows the Heavies are the Medic's bitches, not the other way around.

    hey i had the thread like 5 or 6 threads ago.
    sonelan wrote:
    I am finding as a medic I tend to get stabbed in the back alot. Especially by enders right before I use a uber. I think I need to get better at spy detection

    what i find works best is to more or less ignore the direct front. whomever youre healing should be watching the front 75-90 degrees or whatever. unless youre having to maneuver you should be scanning the rear and watching for suspicious looking people or scouts coming up behind you. if you make that your focus and use your mic you can reduce the amount of times those bastards get the drop on you.

    also bonesaws to the face tend to work wonders and make you feel like a badass

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Being a medic and sneaking up on people who are trying to sneak up on other people is the best.

    Oh man, I'm a demo and I totally got the drop on the back of the payload time to ARGLEBARGLEBONESAW. Thanks for the 100% uber!

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Domhnall wrote: »
    Everyone is a medic's bitch. That little scout that now has a much higher survivability? That heavy who can only stay out in fire because of you? The rocket jumping soldier? The sniper who just took a headshot? All the medic's bitches, bitch.

    Spys aren't a Medics Bitch ;) Spys are medic hunters.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Good stuff, Mr. Z.

    engineers: Mei Hikari and Scarab. Sometimes Iowa.

    Someone has not had a sentry built behind them in far too long

    Gumpy on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Spy's don't give no fuck about no medic.

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nah, spies on a medic's team aren't a medic's bitch.

    The spies on the other team are though.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Spy's don't give no fuck about no medic.

    Yes they do. They just love enemy medics to pieces. Especially the stupid ones.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nah, I enjoy other spies.

    The deadliest game.

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Domhnall wrote: »
    Nah, spies on a medic's team aren't a medic's bitch.

    The spies on the other team are though.

    EVERYONE is a Spys Bitch.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Domhnall wrote: »
    Nah, spies on a medic's team aren't a medic's bitch.

    The spies on the other team are though.

    EVERYONE is a Spys Bitch.

    Seeing a spy backstab a spy is just kind weird for some reason.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's why we don't have gay marriage in America.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Domhnall wrote: »
    For Engy there's Quaz. He's the spy/engie.

    Yes, Dr. Zoidberg should have made the spy Quaz, and the engi Wally.

    Quaz and Wally on
  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Domhnall wrote: »
    Nah, spies on a medic's team aren't a medic's bitch.

    The spies on the other team are though.

    EVERYONE is a Spys Bitch.
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just want to pat all the cute little medics that pretend they're people


    and not parasitic lampreys that attach themselves to a heavy/soldier/demo host.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    People are posting in this thread but not playing.

    Why is that?

    I'm forced to play with awful pubbies.

    Sheep on
  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    Combat medic is coming for you.

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  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I play medic and engy almost exclusively. But then I probably don't play enough to be internet famous. heh

    I tried spy for the first time last night. I had a rather satisfying backstab on my first try. After that, I couldn't hit shit.

    Fuck spies.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    El Guaco wrote: »
    I play medic and engy almost exclusively. But then I probably don't play enough to be internet famous. heh

    I tried spy for the first time last night. I had a rather satisfying backstab on my first try. After that, I couldn't hit shit.

    Fuck spies.

    Major pet peeve as spy.

    Tight corridor, trying to run around someone, and they always swerve right in front of you and get hung up on you.

    Nerve wracking.

    Sheep on
  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Im totally never drunk when i play TF2, well sometimes, but shut up! i never fell asleep!

    I think the alcohol has affected your memory. Me and minty had to carry you home. God your place is a hovel.

    You can't carry someone home if they're already there!

    Plus you have tiny baby arms, I'd be surprised if you could carry a cup of coffee to your desk.

    Ginger Mijango on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sheep wrote: »
    El Guaco wrote: »
    I play medic and engy almost exclusively. But then I probably don't play enough to be internet famous. heh

    I tried spy for the first time last night. I had a rather satisfying backstab on my first try. After that, I couldn't hit shit.

    Fuck spies.

    Major pet peeve as spy.

    Tight corridor, trying to run around someone, and they always swerve right in front of you and get hung up on you.

    Nerve wracking.

    Or maybe you're just terrible. Yesterday, I was moving backwards as Heavy, bumped into you, turned around and killed you and wondered why you hadn't stabbed me. This was outside BLU spawn on the third part of Dustbowl. Surely you remember.

    Peewi on
  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh a new thread. the reg engy i think of is FightTest. I always see his terrible sentries in some obscure location not shooting anything.

    iowa on
  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fun tip: if gingers on the other team and you hear a demoman say "Go" then that means you run away because ginger is about to get a kritzkrieg.

    You tell everyone to run away and ginger kills maybe a level 1 sentry and nothing else.

    iowa on
  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Actually what it means is that I want the Uber/Kruber, but it will inevitably be given to someone else.

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fun tip: If You hear Iowa on voicechat and alltalk isn't on it means you're going to lose the game.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Peewi wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    El Guaco wrote: »
    I play medic and engy almost exclusively. But then I probably don't play enough to be internet famous. heh

    I tried spy for the first time last night. I had a rather satisfying backstab on my first try. After that, I couldn't hit shit.

    Fuck spies.

    Major pet peeve as spy.

    Tight corridor, trying to run around someone, and they always swerve right in front of you and get hung up on you.

    Nerve wracking.

    Or maybe you're just terrible. Yesterday, I was moving backwards as Heavy, bumped into you, turned around and killed you and wondered why you hadn't stabbed me. This was outside BLU spawn on the third part of Dustbowl. Surely you remember.

    I do.

    You got just as I was uncloaking.

    Sheep on
  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fun tip: minty vision's sis is hot

    iowa on
  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    server time fun time

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    why are people writing spies as spys or spy's

    you illiterate magets

    Impersonator on
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