the blue laws in this county will be repealed in about ten years
all it really takes is for the last of the people who still think they're a good idea (who, until recently, were the people with some of the highest turnout) to die
No meat? You aren't even human, you're probably a soulless robot. Of course your cholesterol is managable, you don't have any veins.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Eating meat is important. It reminds the rest of nature who's boss. Fois gras was only invented after the terrible Goose Rebellion almost drove humanity to extinction.
Eating meat is important. It reminds the rest of nature who's boss. Fois gras was only invented after the terrible Goose Rebellion almost drove humanity to extinction.
and subsequently banned in places like Chicago cause of the force feeding thing.
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.
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Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.
But some of them are from Canada
Surely they have some capacity for gentleness
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Candians are so polite because Canadian geese are so cruel. It's a leftover defense mechanism.
Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.
But some of them are from Canada
Surely they have some capacity for gentleness
Look, just the other day, a Canadian Goose took a fucking run at me like it was going to murder me.
Geese are fucking bastards who shit all over everything and can go straight to Hell.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
See? Pony knows what's up.
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Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.
But some of them are from Canada
Surely they have some capacity for gentleness
Look, just the other day, a Canadian Goose took a fucking run at me like it was going to murder me.
Geese are fucking bastards who shit all over everything and can go straight to Hell.
Fucking geese suck. Little shitbags do nothing but poop and cause problems.
really, force feeding them to turn their livers into delicious foie gras is making the best out of a bad situation. If we have to put up with geese, we might as well get foie gras out of it.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Canadian geese are not good eating. Only target practice.
I found an abandoned little gosling a few years ago, it lived with me in my apartment for nearly the whole summer - all walking over to my moms house so he can swim in the pool, all him following me wherever I went.
But then he started getting overprotective and big.
So I took him to my friends pond where geese are always hangin out and stuff - at first he wouldn't want to stay, but you know, after longer and longer periods of just kind of leaving him there, he finally flew away that fall.
I miss that damn goose.
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that's using the old noodle
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you have to drive for fifteen minutes and get it there
it's so fucking stupid
live someplace fucking civilized
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the blue laws in this county will be repealed in about ten years
all it really takes is for the last of the people who still think they're a good idea (who, until recently, were the people with some of the highest turnout) to die
I saw it too, but it's worse for me. I thought the next messages made sense.
I am getting dumber.
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I expect I will, eventually
got a lot of life ahead of me, after all
my cholesterol count would be described as managable
why did I have to get butt raped all the time?!!
and subsequently banned in places like Chicago cause of the force feeding thing.
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Surely they have some capacity for gentleness
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Look, just the other day, a Canadian Goose took a fucking run at me like it was going to murder me.
Geese are fucking bastards who shit all over everything and can go straight to Hell.
Fucking geese suck. Little shitbags do nothing but poop and cause problems.
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Hey wow you are like the first person in the history of the world to ever make that comparison ever.
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But then he started getting overprotective and big.
So I took him to my friends pond where geese are always hangin out and stuff - at first he wouldn't want to stay, but you know, after longer and longer periods of just kind of leaving him there, he finally flew away that fall.
I miss that damn goose.
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